Cleverbot.

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:21 am

Bacon wrote:No, just that the pokemon song was most likely implanted there by /b/.

There's not enough shitting dick nipples in pokemon for /b/ to own it.

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Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:23 am

Ame no Akai wrote:Reyo.

Keep the Triforce-posting for situations where it's actually somewhat related.

How is
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not related to what Bacon's saying?

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:26 am

Ame no Akai wrote:How is it related? It's a post about Cockfighting Society and /b/, with a side of shitting dick nipples.

Unless I see what you did there, and I really doubt you did, I don't get it.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/newfags-cant-triforce

:awesome:

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:28 am

Seriously Reyo. You are just spamming triforce everywhere.

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:29 am

Sounnikoura wrote:Seriously Reyo. You are just spamming triforce everywhere.

On leik, three threads. Besides, this is the first thread where it's actually relevant to something.

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:32 am

Ame no Akai wrote:So a mere mentioning of /b/, even in a completely different context, is enough for you to think it's relevant?

I fear for our future.

Any mentioning of /b/ is cause for fear for our future.
How do you not know that?

(besides, is mentioning a T-rex at the first sign on Jurassic park irrelevant?)

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:41 am

Ame no Akai wrote:
Reyo wrote:(besides, is mentioning a T-rex at the first sign on Jurassic park irrelevant?)
That's not what you did. You took a thread about T-Rexes, noted how Jurassic Park was mentioned, and proceeded with dropping an image of velociraptors and basically saying "hey these guys were in Jurassic Park too."

Related in the vaguest sense of the word, yet completely missing the point.

Are you saying there weren't Velociraptors in Jurassic Park?

EDIT: MATH CLASS! kthxbi

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 1:00 am

someone was bored and made a troll account
/stupidity

Post by **The Bouncer** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:37 am

Cleverbot: Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror.

User: Wh-what?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 500.

Cleverbot: How many users are online?

User: 500.

Cleverbot: How many users are online?

User: 500.

Cleverbot: Toes are very tasty.

Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.

User: I'm sorry sir, would you like a cappucino instead?

Cleverbot: Yes please, how much will that be?

User: $Texas.

Cleverbot: 500.

I lawl'd.

EDIT:

Note: This is related to a joke where we asked Def 'How was dinner?' and he replied 'Yes.'

User: YOU'RE REALLY CLEVER.

Cleverbot: I know. (.

User: Your emote is missing an eye.

Cleverbot: But I'm really pop flyin'.

User: What happened to your other eye, you poor thing?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you related to Defenestrator 2.0?

Cleverbot: Yes I am his mother.

User: Oh my god.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:07 am

Creeper wrote:
User: Are you related to Defenestrator 2.0?

Cleverbot: Yes I am his mother.

User: Oh my god.

oh my god

Reyo · Post by **Reyo** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:36 am

Sounnikoura wrote:someone was bored and made a troll account
/stupidity

No one's bored enough to make an account, and then wait 123 comments to start trolling.

Besides, the name "Reyo" isn't just on this forum. I have other accounts on other forums with the name Reyo. Needa link?

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:09 am

The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
Creeper wrote:
User: Are you related to Defenestrator 2.0?

Cleverbot: Yes I am his mother.

User: Oh my god.
oh my god

oh your gods

Ryushusupercat · Post by **Ryushusupercat** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:09 am

User: Bananaphone?

Cleverbot: This beat is bananas.

User: Oh yeah.

Cleverbot: Yep .

User: Spell bananas.

Cleverbot: Backwards!

User: S-A-N-A-N-A-B

Cleverbot: Eventually!

I know it's not much so far, but...

Xeraphem · Post by **Xeraphem** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:57 am

Shoulda seen if Cleverbot would sing Holla' Back Girl.

vannielou · Post by **vannielou** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:28 am

Cleverbot: What? Where did that sentence come from?

User: Just thought I'd see if you were falling asleep on me. If you could, would you want to date other Cleverbots?

Cleverbot: Hmm. Depends of how much cheddar would I make.

User: So you're a whore?

Cleverbot: You can say that.
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Cleverbot: You told me that your name is Moses.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: You are lying.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: I'm god.