The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:49 am

RUN AROUND LIKLE A HORSE

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:22 am

DANCE LIKE THE OLD GUY IN SIX FLAGS COMMERCIALS.

Titus · Post by **Titus** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:06 pm

THRILLER MOONWALK COMBO

Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:05 pm

TRANSFORM INTO A LOVECRAFTIAN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AND DO UNSPEAKABLE HORRIBLE THINGS TO THE DOCTOR!

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:38 pm

Karilyn wrote:TRANSFORM INTO A LOVECRAFTIAN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AND DO UNSPEAKABLE HORRIBLE THINGS TO THE DOCTOR!

that's not toomfoolish

Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:49 pm

Sounnikoura wrote:
Karilyn wrote:TRANSFORM INTO A LOVECRAFTIAN ELDRITCH ABOMINATION AND DO UNSPEAKABLE HORRIBLE THINGS TO THE DOCTOR!
that's not toomfoolish

What if you did it while wearing a funny hat?

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 9:22 pm

YO TYRANIBOCULAR, I'M pop flyin' FOR YOU, IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I'M ONE OF THE GREATEST THIEVES OF ALL TIME.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:10 am

GUYS, I WAS BUSY TODAY, AND NOW I'M TIRED AND DON'T FEEL LIKE UPDATING.

LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELVES ANOTHER DAY.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:47 am

NIGHT OF THE SECOND DAY: 24 HOURS REMAIN.

Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:52 am

SPEND THE PAST FEW DAYS IN AN ABSURDLY SLOW MOTION PUNCH! AS WE ALL KNOW, THE SLOWER THE SLOW MOTION OF A PUNCH, THE HARDER IT HITS!

AFTER YOU LAND THE PUNCH, POSE AND SHOUT "HENSHIN A GOGO BABY"

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:23 am

Why do I have the feeling that this thread will be abandoned after the TOMFOOLERY is over...?

swordplaymaster · Post by **swordplaymaster** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 4:41 am

SHOVE THE MEAT INTO THE ROBOT'S EXAUST PIPE WHICH HAPPENS TO APPEAR

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:08 am

SHOVE YOUR MEAT INTO THE ROBOTS "EXHAUST PIPE" WHICH HAPPENS TO APPEARE

Koeqepp · Post by **Koeqepp** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:24 am

TAKE OUT YOUR BUSINESS CARD, AND PIPE AND USING THE IMMENSE KNOWLEDGE LEARNED FROM THE MANY HOURS OF WATCHING MCGYVER, PROCEED TO LATHE THE TIPS OF THE PIPE INTO A POINT SO AS TO BE ABLE TO TAP THE DOCTOR ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER TO DISTRACT HIM IN ORDER TO SAFELY FALL TO THE GROUND ALA PETER PAN BY DRAGGING THE PIPE ALONG THE ROBOT SO YOU ARE ABLE TO UNLEASH YOUR FULL TOMFOOLERY POWERS TO TAKE OUT THE ROBOTS LEGS CAUSING HIM TO FALL ONTO THE SHARPENED PIPE YOU JUST IMPALED INTO THE GROUND WHERE THE ROBOT WILL LAND AFTER YOU BARREL ROLL YOUR WAY OUT OF THE IMPENDING EXPLOSION.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:14 pm

Karilyn wrote:SPEND THE PAST FEW DAYS IN AN ABSURDLY SLOW MOTION PUNCH! AS WE ALL KNOW, THE SLOWER THE SLOW MOTION OF A PUNCH, THE HARDER IT HITS!

AFTER YOU LAND THE PUNCH, POSE AND SHOUT "HENSHIN A GOGO BABY"

You take the MASSIVE Tomfoolery potential you have built up and proceed to do an enormous punch! Normally, a punch would never be considered tomfoolery, but a slow motion punch is a completely different story, especially when followed by a reference very few will understand!

In fact, the slow motion is SO SLOW that it takes several days of slow-mo for the punch to hit, which is why the thread hasn't been updated for so long (Which definitely wasn't because the author was too busy/lazy to get around to it or anything, why on earth would you think that).

As the punch hits, everything reverts back to normal speed, and and the impact plays over again several times for the sake of drama. The punch completely annihilates the robot leg that isn't trapped in a hole, causing the robot to lose it's balance. Due to the weight of the robot, the rest of the robot breaks off of the remaining leg, and crashes into the hull of the ship, causing even more explosions and stuttering.

Henshin a gogo, baby.

The Doctor, still trapped in his now-ruined mech, roars as the ship begins speeding to the ground at a very alarming rate.

"I'S NOT OVER! IT CAN'T BE OVER! I WORKED TOO HARD FOR THIS TO BE ALL RUINED BY A FOOL LIKE YOURSELF! IT ISN'T DONE YET! IT CAN'T BE! MY PLANS WERE FLAWLESS! THERE WAS NO ROOM, NONE, FOR ANY ERROR! IT MAY SEEM AS IF YOU HAVE WON, BUT YOU HAVEN'T! I KNOW IT CAN'T BE DONE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! I SWEAR, I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!"

The ship begins spiraling toward the lake near the center of the city. You panic, and jump off at the very last second. You land dramatically at the lake's shore, and the ship explodes behind you in an enormous fiery ball of flames, thus ending both The Doctor and his schemes once and for all!

You stand, turn, and look at the wreckage. The ship has been reduced to nothing more than pieces of floating, flaming wreckage. All of it will soon be at the bottom of the lake. Nothing could have survived that crash.

You stare at the damage for a little bit, and then turn and begin to walk away. After only a few steps, you hear something behind you. You look and see The Doctor, wounded and blooded, slowly pushing himself out of the water. Unable to stand, his head and body lay on the ground, while his back legs struggle to push him forward. His barely functioning and stuttering speaker begins to crackle out a few noises that could barely be considered words.

"Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU HAV-V-V-V-V-EN'T WON YET-T-T-T-T! YOU-YOU-YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY BE-BE-BEAT ME! IT CA-A-AN'T BE DONE!"

He begins to move closer and closer to you, his eyes filled with rage. Struggling, he finally manages to stand. He attempts to charge towards you (although it is much more like a stumble). You draw your infinity revolver and hit him with one shot to the face. It does 43 damage, and that's all the damage it needed to do. Tyranibocular finally collapses.

You once again turn and begin walking away. A man who looks a lot like the mayor charges towards you with a huge grin on his face, and is followed by what appears to be a group journalists and reporters. He grabs your hand and shakes it. Apparently, a news chopper or something had witnessed your entire battle with Dr. Tyranibocular. You are bombarded with all sorts of questions, and the word "hero" gets tossed around a lot. After what feels like (and probably was) hours, the group finally leaves, except for one man. Jacques Smith walks towards you.

"So, old chap, you actually did it. You did what no other man was able to accomplish. I must say, I am incredibly surprised. And impressed. I honestly thought The Doctor would have just eaten you, assuming you even managed to live long enough to meet him. I would have never guessed that you would succeed in defeating The Doctor! The world is probably much better off without that vile beast. You've done a great thing.

However, I offer you more than just congratulations. You see, I never truly worked for The Doctor. I actually work for an incredibly secretive organization. It goes by the name of "The Guild of Tomfoolerers". We specialize, as you can guess by the title, in Tomfoolery, and work for the government. Honestly, I've never been very good at tomfoolery, but that's beside the point. I was told to work undercover to try and find out Tyranibocular's schemes. However, he was only considered a minor threat. We had no idea he was planning something of this scale. If it weren't for you, he probably would have succeeded.

You probably have trouble believing this organization exists. And you're right to. But, you see, that's the beauty of it. Nobody would assume an organization like ours would exist. We don't have many members, but it's probably better that way.

I'm sorry, I should get to the point: I am here to offer you the chance to join this organization. However, there is one condition. You must renounce your criminal ways, and never ever steal, or commit any other crime, again. It's a very small price to pay to join us, as you'll be paid very well. Well, let's hear your answer then. Do you accept or decline?"

You turn down his offer. There is no way you could ever give up your dreams of becoming a famous thief. Jacques Smith tells you how disappointed he is, but that he understands. Before he leaves, he tells you to let him know if you ever change your mind.

Personally, you sort of consider this day a failure. Sure, you saved the city and defeated an evil mastermind, but you never did steal those riches. You suppose it isn't all that big a deal though. After all, if you hadn't saved the city, you probably would have been in it while it was destroyed. You're not sure how you are going to deal with all this fame you've acquired, though. You guess you'll have to grow a mustache or something. Maybe you should start going by Maximillion Gaylord Finklemier IV too.

The sun sets as you walk away. Regardless of robots, oldish-looking guys, janitors, nearly invincible guys, mobs of angry mobsters, scary-looking ladies with jetpacks and rocket launchers, evil geniuses who happen to be dinosaurs, giant flying ships of destruction, and flying robots, you are, and will always be:

M.G. Fink, Daring thief.

THE END

(Well, guys, that's the end of this adventure. As for what happens now, I guess we discuss this whole thing. Anyway, I would really appreciate it if you guys told me what you thought of this adventure. If you have any questions (like how much was planned or if there will be another adventure and whatnot), I'll be pop flyin' to answer them.

... I kind of feel like I overdid it with this ending...)

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

What shall the next adventure be?