The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

Ryushusupercat · Post by **Ryushusupercat** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:51 pm

TAKE A DUMP ON HIS HEAD!

I_Like_Pie · Post by **I_Like_Pie** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:19 pm

Why did I think Cleveland Steamroller....

ROUND HOUSE KICK THE DOCTOR WITH YOUR FIST.

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:22 pm

Apologise for all the damage and such you've done so far, and offer to make amends. Point out how fighting is never the answer, and that only through peace and teamwork can we truly get to where we want to be.

THEN ELBOW HIM IN THE BACK WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING!

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:08 pm

THROW THE SAFE TO THE DOCTOR'S GENITALS
SAY A WITTY COMMENT WITH IT
AFTER YOU ARE DONE WITH THAT, SMASH THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE SAFE, REACH THE CONTROLS, DO A BARREL ROLL TO MAKE THE DOCTOR FALL OFF, AND IMPALE THE FALLING DOCTOR WITH HIS OWN SHIP AT FULL SPEED
JUMP OFF WITH A CONVENIENTLY PLACED PARACHUTE/ESCAPE THROUGH AN ESCAPE POD AND LET THE SHIP CRASH VERSUS THE DOCTOR
ONCE YOU HAVE LANDED, CLAIM YOUR POSITION AS SAVIOR OF THE EARTH, AND GET SOME BEERS

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:33 pm

JUMP ON HIS HEAD AND RIDE HIM LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL.

MAKE SURE TO WAVE YOUR HAT AROUND.

iconsting · Post by **iconsting** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:46 pm

STRIPTEASE!

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:57 pm

TAKE THE POISONED JAVELIN, SHOUT "FOR NARNIAAAA!" AND CHARGE THE DOC. ATTEMPT TO STAB HIM A FEW TIMES.

You take your trusty javelin and precede to stab Tyranibocular a few times while yelling about a fictional land from a popular book series. It's effective, but not very tomfoolerrific.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: HORRID

CHAIN 2.5

TAKE A DUMP ON HIS HEAD!

You attempt to yank down your pants and take a crap on The Doctors head. Despite the fact the robot, The Doctor, and the ship are freaking out and moving all over the place, you succeed!

See, this is the kind of stuff you can pull off when you have the essence of tomfoolery running through your veins!

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: GRAND

CHAIN 4.5

ROUND HOUSE KICK THE DOCTOR WITH YOUR FIST.

You decide to give The Doctor a good ol' kick! Except with your hand instead of your foot! Although the contradiction provides a slight amount of tomfoolery, it really amounts to just a punch, and thus isn't that great.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: HORRID

CHAIN 5

Apologise for all the damage and such you've done so far, and offer to make amends. Point out how fighting is never the answer, and that only through peace and teamwork can we truly get to where we want to be.

THEN ELBOW HIM IN THE BACK WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING!

You make a false apology to The Doctor, and even an annoying friendship speech, but then go ahead and elbow him in when he's not looking. You don't think he even heard your speech, though. He's still trying to get the robot to work. And get the crap off of his head.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: MODERATE

CHAIN 6

JUMP ON HIS HEAD AND RIDE HIM LIKE A MECHANICAL BULL.

MAKE SURE TO WAVE YOUR HAT AROUND.

You jump on Tyranibocular's head and start waving your hat in the air, all while yelling things along the line of "YEEHAW" . This causes The Doctor to accidentally hit some more buttons he didn't mean to hit, sending missiles and lasers flying everywhere, mostly into the ship, although some hit the robot too.

TOMFOOLERY LEVEL: GRAND

CHAIN 8

INVENTORY:
BUSINESS CARD, DICTIONARY, INFINITY REVOLVER, MOP, PIPE, POISONED BROOM JAVELIN, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET,

EQUIPPED:
HAT, NAMETAG, TRILBY-ESQUE CLOTHES,

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:12 am

ASK HIM "CAN YOU DO STREETFIGHTER MOVES?"

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:26 am

SAY, "OOOOOOO, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO?" AND THEN PRESS EVERYBUTTON YOU CAN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN. WITH YOUR FEET.

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:31 am

USE JAVELIN AS MAKESHIFT POLE-VAULT.

JUMP ON ROBOT AND MESS STUFF UP/DANCE.

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:50 am

TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, DANCE THE ROBOT ON TOP OF THE ROBOT

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:42 am

Game Angel wrote:TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY, DANCE THE ROBOT ON TOP OF THE ROBOT

WHILE QUOTING EVERYTHING THAT C-3PO FROM STAR WARS SAYS DURING ALL MOVIES AND EXPANDED UNIVERSE

Sounnikoura · Post by **Sounnikoura** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:54 am

TAKE HIS MONOCLE AND TAUNT HIM WITH IT

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:56 am

CLIMB ONTO HIS FACE, PUT YOUR HEAD DOWN RIGHT NEXT TO HIS EYE, OPEN YOUR OWN EYE REAAAALLLLYYYYYY WIDE.

ASK WHO HE IS

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:28 pm

YELL AT THE ROBOT IN YOUR CAPS LOCK VOICE.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The ADVENTURES of M.G. Fink, Daring Thief!

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