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Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:21 am

Have you ever wondered what human tastes like???

Vrominelli · Post by **Vrominelli** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:23 am

Kalekemo wrote:Have you ever wondered what human tastes like???

I found out I have a "garlic oatmeal" flavor.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:24 am

Kalekemo wrote:Have you ever wondered what human tastes like???

Pork.

I'm completely serious.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:26 am

HEYHEYHEY

When did this become the "Answer Questions Aimed at Trennicus" thread???

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:27 am

Kalekemo wrote:HEYHEYHEY

When did this become the "Answer Questions Aimed at Trennicus" thread???

But it does taste like pork!

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:28 am

Torizo wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:HEYHEYHEY

When did this become the "Answer Questions Aimed at Trennicus" thread???
But it does taste like pork!

Or does pork taste like humans?

Vrominelli · Post by **Vrominelli** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:29 am

Makes me not want bacon... no wait, I now want it more.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:29 am

A pig's skin and tissues have the closest consistency to that of a human, thus they taste similar. That and many cannibals have been interviewed about this stuff. How that went I have no idea.

But that's why the animals used for the testing of skin products are usually pigs.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:34 am

Torizo wrote:A pig's skin and tissues have the closest consistency to that of a human, thus they taste similar. That and many cannibals have been interviewed about this stuff. How that went I have no idea.

But that's why the animals used for the testing of skin products are usually pigs.

Did they take into effect racial differences?
I'm sure Asian folk taste different than African folk...

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:36 am

Bah it's just a difference in melanin.

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:38 am

Torizo wrote:Bah it's just a difference in melanin.

Torizo flavored bacon.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:39 am

Torizo wrote:Bah it's just a difference in melanin.

NU
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I'm sure people taste different based on their diets...

American people probably have a fatty taste where as Asian people probably have something related to rice in them

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:43 am

Crush Bandicoot wrote: Torizo flavored bacon.

It's available at your local supermarket, next to the Crush Bandicoot Custard.

scebboaliwiw · Post by **scebboaliwiw** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:51 am

Trennicus wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:Trenny, you do know that Len is 14, right?
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I HATE YOUR RULES OF SHOTA.

If I wrote the rules of shota, I'd write them so that I'm one.
Also, is it bad that I was hoping that I'd be able to find that cat again today?

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:18 am

Torizo wrote:
Crush Bandicoot wrote: Torizo flavored bacon.
It's available at your local supermarket, next to the Crush Bandicoot Custard.

The "other" white meat.

Once, my friend was sitting in front of the heater (he likes to bake himself, for some odd reason), I bit his arm.

Tasted nice, but not very nice.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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