Due to lack of an update today, I have instead decided to upload the Ruby hack to mediafire. Enjoy.
This would be the link.
Lets Play Pokemon Emerald
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We're baa-a-ck to LPPE.
We are now on Route 102, home to leaves 4 reel.
And then stuff 95% of them in a PC never to be used again?
It's stronger than ZigDog...
SAY HELLO TO THE NEW ZIGDOG.
That. was. useless.
We now resume face-eating action, starring your host, TreeHugger!
Because he said it, I must be "official" now.
OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP.
FACE EATING FTW.
YUSSUY.
Actually, I wasn't looking at you, instead, I was trying to walk past you when you walked over and turned me around.
ITS A WORM OR CATERPILLAR. SHOOT IT.
SmallBite took this one down all by himself.
*sniffle* They grow up so fast...
WORM AGAINST WORM, WHO'LL WIN?
This is all it used for 90% of the battle.
Taken down by LeafEater.
THE LEAVES RETURN BY NOT-SO-POPULAR DEMAND.
I should've used LeafEater or TreeHugger for this one.
Original name was going to be "LEFOOD" (LeafEaterFood), but after reading this, I named it...
LeafBoat!
Apparently, studies show picking berries also destroy the trees bearing them.
I'm *gasp* actually USING potions?!
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
Let's see what this Leaf can do.
It's only attack move does not effect 3/4 of the pokemon in this area.
Yeah, I killed it, FOR EXP.
SmallBite has gone a long way from level 2. I plan to add him to my permanent team.
He needs moar exp.
Route 102 is apparently left of Petalburg City.
Then where am I?
Hey! That's MY job.
Mushroom! Now where's Mario?
LeafEater cannot eat what he needs to in order to evolve.
MORE FACE-EATING.
My job gained 25 exp points!
While Ralts searching, I noticed this...
USED RUN AWAY TO RUN AWAY, AS IF I COULDN'T DO THAT ALREADY.
Tides have turned against the leaves! They shall never prevail!
FINALLY, I HAD TO GO THROUGH 30 BATTLES AND 2 POKEMON CENTERS I DIDN'T SCREEN.
I needed something closer to its level to weaken it.
THAT'S how much damage I did!? This is going to take awhile. Especially because it keeps using growl.
That took 3 minutes to accomplish. I hope you all are pop flyin'.
Oh dayum, I just remembered what I should've named it, but didn't.
I forgot to name it Mesprit. I couldn't think of anything else for its name, so I just named it TTTTTTTTTT (or Mr. T for short, I'll rename it later.)
Goodbye LeafBoat, your astonish was useless.
We are now on Route 102, home to leaves 4 reel.
And then stuff 95% of them in a PC never to be used again?
It's stronger than ZigDog...
SAY HELLO TO THE NEW ZIGDOG.
That. was. useless.
We now resume face-eating action, starring your host, TreeHugger!
Because he said it, I must be "official" now.
OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP.
FACE EATING FTW.
YUSSUY.
Actually, I wasn't looking at you, instead, I was trying to walk past you when you walked over and turned me around.
ITS A WORM OR CATERPILLAR. SHOOT IT.
SmallBite took this one down all by himself.
*sniffle* They grow up so fast...
WORM AGAINST WORM, WHO'LL WIN?
This is all it used for 90% of the battle.
Taken down by LeafEater.
THE LEAVES RETURN BY NOT-SO-POPULAR DEMAND.
I should've used LeafEater or TreeHugger for this one.
Original name was going to be "LEFOOD" (LeafEaterFood), but after reading this, I named it...
LeafBoat!
Apparently, studies show picking berries also destroy the trees bearing them.
I'm *gasp* actually USING potions?!
WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
Let's see what this Leaf can do.
It's only attack move does not effect 3/4 of the pokemon in this area.
Yeah, I killed it, FOR EXP.
SmallBite has gone a long way from level 2. I plan to add him to my permanent team.
He needs moar exp.
Route 102 is apparently left of Petalburg City.
Then where am I?
Hey! That's MY job.
Mushroom! Now where's Mario?
LeafEater cannot eat what he needs to in order to evolve.
MORE FACE-EATING.
My job gained 25 exp points!
While Ralts searching, I noticed this...
USED RUN AWAY TO RUN AWAY, AS IF I COULDN'T DO THAT ALREADY.
Tides have turned against the leaves! They shall never prevail!
FINALLY, I HAD TO GO THROUGH 30 BATTLES AND 2 POKEMON CENTERS I DIDN'T SCREEN.
I needed something closer to its level to weaken it.
THAT'S how much damage I did!? This is going to take awhile. Especially because it keeps using growl.
That took 3 minutes to accomplish. I hope you all are pop flyin'.
Oh dayum, I just remembered what I should've named it, but didn't.
I forgot to name it Mesprit. I couldn't think of anything else for its name, so I just named it TTTTTTTTTT (or Mr. T for short, I'll rename it later.)
Goodbye LeafBoat, your astonish was useless.
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We now head into the gym, where we meet...
A villain? I mean, he has angry eyebrows.
...DADDY!
DIDJA GIT ME A PREZENT HUH HUH HUH?!
Done with the spazout. And why? I mean, other than the obvious grass.
You're acting as if I'd had one this entire time now.
OH YEAH, BE A VILLAIN JUST LIKE DAD.
Great indeed! We'll show team rocket and galactic who's boss!
Go cry to Prof. Bitch then kid.
GO BACK TO YOUR PIXAR MOVIE YOU CREEP.
Hurr hur, Verdanturf iz a funni naem.
Cry me a river! Be man enough to go on your own! The only reason I have pokemon is because one bites and runs, two are dogs, one eats leaves, and one eats faces!
Then my dad will show you, right dad?
Right, so go on with him now.
Hell, he'll probably run into a lotad or something, send him alone.
NO, NOT YOUR ALL POWERFUL--
...Zigzagoon? And here I thought you were going for world domination!
Like saying, "Oh wow! A leaf!"
Only one? Wow, there's NO WAY he'll capture a lotad with just one with his experience.
Poke BALL. No s anywhere.
No, but knowing this game, I'll have to.
I KNEW IT!
Yeah, like the weak leaves, go for one of those.
All it is is throwing a ball. No "proper" way to do it.
A LEVEL 5 RALTS? HOW COME IT TOOK ME 30 BATTLES AND 2 TRIPS TO A POKEMON CENTER FOR A LEVEL 4 ONE?
Oh, it's level 7? So I guess it isn't TOO bad.
THAT'S the only move it knows?! TACKLE?!
Yeah, throw your only one, I'm certain you'll fail.
But you don't have any other pokemon! Why are you returning it?!
NO, CHOOSE FIGHT.
"WALLY used Sissy Attack!"
This is going to fail, I need some popcorn.
STROKE OF LUCK, I DEMAND A RECOUNT!
Great, wanna trade it for this AWESOME LEAF?
Thank you for smashing all my hopes and dreams into the ground.
That's right! Me and my alter ego!
Now you're crying home to your mom?
SISSY!
I don't NEED fatherly advice anymore. I'm a grown man now!
A Rusty Boro? Say, what's a Boro?
She rox my world.[/badpun]
Isn't that the point of EVERY pokemon game?
So, you're NOT an evil mastermind?
Oh that's just great!
I'm strong ENOUGH. I'll take you and your level 7 Zigzagoon with my face-eater any day, pops!
And then he kicked me out.
Time to steal.
You actually guessed instead of pretending I spoke?
Hello, new best friend.
We weren't "playing" he was fighting a mind reader and managed to catch it by a FUCKING STROKE OF LUCK.
Nooo! Another sub-plot!
No, get off of me! NOOOO!
Yup, I even have a genuine face-eater.
I can still hear you even though you're facing the other way, baldy.
I'M NO ROOKIE, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY TREEHUGGER EATS 20 FACES A DAY.
I can juggle while belching the alphabet backwards, upside down, on one leg. Is that good enough? Or is "talent" singing?
THAT'S AN INSULT. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY DAD ISN'T A LAWYER.
After being subjected to my hopes and dreams being crushed, insults from some bald guy, and strokes of luck for some other person, I call this part of LP quits. Tune in next time to see Wally's face eaten and his internal organs sucked out of his body.
Ignore me.
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Today, I had an update all ready. I clicked the tab to hit the submit button.
I ended up hitting the little "x" located on the tab and closed down all the work I just did.
So this update is simply to say...
RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK I SPENT 30 MINUTES UPLOADING THOSE daisies PICTURES BECAUSE MY INTERNET IS SOMEWHAT SLOW AND A FUCKING SLIPUP DELETED ALL MY FUCKING WORK. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
tl;dr - This update is made of RAGE and NO PROGRESS.
I ended up hitting the little "x" located on the tab and closed down all the work I just did.
So this update is simply to say...
RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK I SPENT 30 MINUTES UPLOADING THOSE daisies PICTURES BECAUSE MY INTERNET IS SOMEWHAT SLOW AND A FUCKING SLIPUP DELETED ALL MY FUCKING WORK. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
tl;dr - This update is made of RAGE and NO PROGRESS.
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I've pulled myself together and this is (hopefully) the update.
And my screenshots didn't take correctly, so some are missing while others were uploaded twice because it didn't take correctly and instead replaced one of my pictures with a duplicate of an older one.
I've recovered from that fat bald bastard from calling me a "rookie".
You have anything to say?
As if I didn't already know from the past 10 people I've talked to! You NPC's aren't useful at ALL.
Birch - FIND ME POKAYMAHWN!
May - BIRCH IS MY DADDY!
Wally - I'M A WUSS!
Then become one so I can beat the crap out of your pokemon.
By the way he's running, I'd say he's a trainer.
You...you stole my pokemon...
PREPARE TO DIE, LITTLE BOY.
Hey, what does TTTTTTT know?
So much for that being on my permanent team.
And how is Wally going to train a thing that only knows growl?
And OF COURSE my finger is going to slip.
But hey, he has an ACORN.
That move, sounds just wrong.
No comment.
This is 9 turns into the battle. How much longer will this take?
5 turns.
GO CRY ME A RIVER.
These guys are apparently optional trainers.
EXCEPT FOR YOU.
OH NO, NOT...
Magikarp? BUT IT'S LEVEL (9).
IT'S NOT SUPEREFFECTIVE.
4 turns in the battle.
*KILLS*
IT WAS A MAGIKARP. OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO DIE.
No, not that purple dinosaur. Just no.
I've been fated to meet, with a phycho.
YOU'RE ALL STEALERS.
HACKER, THERE ARE NO FULL RESTORES AT THIS POINT OF THE GAME.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
Important note: There must be at LEAST one face eating per update.
Riiight.
Hellogood-bye.
PREDICTABO.
REVENGE OF THE DOG!
No offense, LeafEater.
Umg a pikablu i must hav accidtentliy haxxed it omg
Umg i cuothg it nao missingno is gonnig 2 klil mi gaem
nao faek pokedex entry omg i kno wut 2 naem i7.
umg olo hax
YOU FUCKING BIRD.
Still useless.
Of COURSE I caught it. I want to humiliate it in battle by using it.
And it apparently cannot fly.
PREDICTABO AGAIN.
That's it, this update is over, as in the end. You can stop reading this text now. Really, stop. Are you still reading? All right, this text ends here.
And my screenshots didn't take correctly, so some are missing while others were uploaded twice because it didn't take correctly and instead replaced one of my pictures with a duplicate of an older one.
I've recovered from that fat bald bastard from calling me a "rookie".
You have anything to say?
As if I didn't already know from the past 10 people I've talked to! You NPC's aren't useful at ALL.
Birch - FIND ME POKAYMAHWN!
May - BIRCH IS MY DADDY!
Wally - I'M A WUSS!
Then become one so I can beat the crap out of your pokemon.
By the way he's running, I'd say he's a trainer.
You...you stole my pokemon...
PREPARE TO DIE, LITTLE BOY.
Hey, what does TTTTTTT know?
So much for that being on my permanent team.
And how is Wally going to train a thing that only knows growl?
And OF COURSE my finger is going to slip.
But hey, he has an ACORN.
That move, sounds just wrong.
No comment.
This is 9 turns into the battle. How much longer will this take?
5 turns.
GO CRY ME A RIVER.
These guys are apparently optional trainers.
EXCEPT FOR YOU.
OH NO, NOT...
Magikarp? BUT IT'S LEVEL (9).
IT'S NOT SUPEREFFECTIVE.
4 turns in the battle.
*KILLS*
IT WAS A MAGIKARP. OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO DIE.
No, not that purple dinosaur. Just no.
I've been fated to meet, with a phycho.
YOU'RE ALL STEALERS.
HACKER, THERE ARE NO FULL RESTORES AT THIS POINT OF THE GAME.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
Important note: There must be at LEAST one face eating per update.
Riiight.
Hellogood-bye.
PREDICTABO.
REVENGE OF THE DOG!
No offense, LeafEater.
Umg a pikablu i must hav accidtentliy haxxed it omg
Umg i cuothg it nao missingno is gonnig 2 klil mi gaem
nao faek pokedex entry omg i kno wut 2 naem i7.
umg olo hax
YOU FUCKING BIRD.
Still useless.
Of COURSE I caught it. I want to humiliate it in battle by using it.
And it apparently cannot fly.
PREDICTABO AGAIN.
That's it, this update is over, as in the end. You can stop reading this text now. Really, stop. Are you still reading? All right, this text ends here.
Ignore me.
1: Get a better internet browser. Google Chrome saves everything from the page when you hit that X button, so if you closed the tab while in the middle of making a comment, it'll still be there when you restore it.supermario566 wrote:Today, I had an update all ready. I clicked the tab to hit the submit button.
I ended up hitting the little "x" located on the tab and closed down all the work I just did.
2: Use Photobucket. Unlike Tinypic, Photobucket uses the same address for all of your images with just the filename part of it changed. So if you named your images Screen(number), then you only need to copy the first link of the image, paste it a lot, and change the numbers.
SPONTANEOUS MEME IS SPONTANEOUS!supermario566 wrote:
HACKER, THERE ARE NO FULL RESTORES AT THIS POINT OF THE GAME.
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME.
SPONTANEOUS POKECENTER IS ALSO SPONTANEOUS!supermario566 wrote:
PREDICTABO.
SPONTANEOUS ANGER IS... you get the idea.supermario566 wrote:
YOU FUCKING BIRD.
Point is, a lot of your stuff seems to be either really random or just hasn't been given sufficient lead-up. I mean, its meant to be predictable that you... got to a Pokemon Center during the middle of a route?
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So I decided to update today, and, big surprise, we're in a forest.
By a bunch, do you mean halfway through the battle, you're going to stop at a PC, or just one?
I've already battled someone like you. Get original.
Oh, a wurmple.
BITES TO THE BODY.
Let's see how this bird does.
Yeahhhh, my hopes aren't too high.
Whoa, now that's not too bad!
YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF WURMPLE.
AFTER MORE BITES TO THE BODY, IT'S TIME FOR FACE SUCKING ACTION. EVEN THOUGH ABSORB IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
BY THAT, I MEAN IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
You had four wurmples, get a life.
...Says the man with the life sucking gecko.
Love child of the Demoman and Wurmple.
OH GOD, HORRIBLE IMAGE HORRIBLE IMAGE.
CYCLOPS, THAT'S WHAT I'LL NAME IT. AND IT'LL BE STUFFED IN MY PC FOREVER. BWAHAHAAH.
It's something that heals paralysis.
In the middle of a forest.
DEAR GOD, IS THERE A PIKACHU NEAR?
Alright, I no longer hate Wingulls. THESE are my hatred now.
Poison sting my booty!
...I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
I believe I have found the plot.
Check world 1-1.
OH GOD, NO MORE OF THAT. THE DEMOMANXWURMPLE JOKE WAS DISTURBING ENOUGH.
And then the prison escapee shows up. I think he's the leader of the breakouts.
Huh? What the hell are you rambling about?
You're threatening him for PIECES OF PAPER?!
And I thought team galactic was stupid.
HEY, DON'T GET BEHIND ME, FIGHT HIM LIKE A MAN.
GO TO PROF BITCH, HE'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING POKEMON.
N-n-no! I swear! Please don't use your gun on me! I'll give you all my cash! I swear!
H-h-here's m-my m-m-m-cheddar. Take it and g-go...
Oh just a battle.
Wait a minute, grunt? THESE are what the grunts look like?!
What gym do you go to?
OH FUCK IT'S LEVEL CIRNO.
Oh, level Cirno.
I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE HERE.
I KNEW HE WAS CIRNO.
He kept using roar.
No, you kept using roar.
I wasn't meddling. You just came in, he ran behind me, then you challenged ME for some reason! What the hell is wrong with you?! Even the Galactic grunts are smarter than you!
...What?
Something tells me the plot is going to lead me there.
You're just like Prof. Bitch. BLIND AND DEAF. HE JUST USED ROAR 4 TIMES.
*insert cock joke*
...What again.
HAY GAIZ, I BROUGHT THE WEAKEST TYPE OF POKEMON TO SKOOL I'M SO KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like the love chi-
NO.
NO FAIR, THAT'S TREEHUGGER'S JOB YOU BITCH!
TREEHUGGER, TEACH THIS SAP WHAT REAL FACE SUCKING ACTION IS.
YUSHHSUY.
Now to GTFOOH
Now that I got the fuck out of there (SEE GTFOOH, Get The Fuck Out Of Here) I save and exit.
Next time, I go to a school, meet people, and (possibly) challenge the gym leader.
By a bunch, do you mean halfway through the battle, you're going to stop at a PC, or just one?
I've already battled someone like you. Get original.
Oh, a wurmple.
BITES TO THE BODY.
Let's see how this bird does.
Yeahhhh, my hopes aren't too high.
Whoa, now that's not too bad!
YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF WURMPLE.
AFTER MORE BITES TO THE BODY, IT'S TIME FOR FACE SUCKING ACTION. EVEN THOUGH ABSORB IS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
BY THAT, I MEAN IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER.
You had four wurmples, get a life.
...Says the man with the life sucking gecko.
Love child of the Demoman and Wurmple.
OH GOD, HORRIBLE IMAGE HORRIBLE IMAGE.
CYCLOPS, THAT'S WHAT I'LL NAME IT. AND IT'LL BE STUFFED IN MY PC FOREVER. BWAHAHAAH.
It's something that heals paralysis.
In the middle of a forest.
DEAR GOD, IS THERE A PIKACHU NEAR?
Alright, I no longer hate Wingulls. THESE are my hatred now.
Poison sting my booty!
...I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
I believe I have found the plot.
Check world 1-1.
OH GOD, NO MORE OF THAT. THE DEMOMANXWURMPLE JOKE WAS DISTURBING ENOUGH.
And then the prison escapee shows up. I think he's the leader of the breakouts.
Huh? What the hell are you rambling about?
You're threatening him for PIECES OF PAPER?!
And I thought team galactic was stupid.
HEY, DON'T GET BEHIND ME, FIGHT HIM LIKE A MAN.
GO TO PROF BITCH, HE'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING POKEMON.
N-n-no! I swear! Please don't use your gun on me! I'll give you all my cash! I swear!
H-h-here's m-my m-m-m-cheddar. Take it and g-go...
Oh just a battle.
Wait a minute, grunt? THESE are what the grunts look like?!
What gym do you go to?
OH FUCK IT'S LEVEL CIRNO.
Oh, level Cirno.
I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE HERE.
I KNEW HE WAS CIRNO.
He kept using roar.
No, you kept using roar.
I wasn't meddling. You just came in, he ran behind me, then you challenged ME for some reason! What the hell is wrong with you?! Even the Galactic grunts are smarter than you!
...What?
Something tells me the plot is going to lead me there.
You're just like Prof. Bitch. BLIND AND DEAF. HE JUST USED ROAR 4 TIMES.
*insert cock joke*
...What again.
HAY GAIZ, I BROUGHT THE WEAKEST TYPE OF POKEMON TO SKOOL I'M SO KOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like the love chi-
NO.
NO FAIR, THAT'S TREEHUGGER'S JOB YOU BITCH!
TREEHUGGER, TEACH THIS SAP WHAT REAL FACE SUCKING ACTION IS.
YUSHHSUY.
Now to GTFOOH
Now that I got the fuck out of there (SEE GTFOOH, Get The Fuck Out Of Here) I save and exit.
Next time, I go to a school, meet people, and (possibly) challenge the gym leader.
Ignore me.