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CHOKE SOME MORE, IT MAKES YOU STRONGER!ashieyu wrote:scebboaliwiw wrote:FUCK YEAH IT'S THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OF AMERICA BITCH!Yoshi wrote:United States of America of America?Choked... on my cereal...The Big Cheese wrote:DOUBLE AMERICA
laughing... too hard...
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But anyway, have a great day, guys.
WHY HAS NO ONE DISCUSSED GOOD OL' ABE!? He's the only reason there is still a (complete) America to have an Independance day for! Who can forget how he won the Civil War with his infamous "log cabin" strategy? For those who don't know, what he did was build a log cabin in the middle of the battlefield and went inside it. Then he waited for a Confederate soldier to knock on the door. When the knocks finally came, Abe would open the door AND PUNCH THE GUY SO HARD IN THE FACE THAT HE WOULD GET A CONCUSSION FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
Abe just kind of did this until he won. And that, my friends, is also why we launch fireworks. They remind us of the gigantic impact of Abe Lincoln's colossal punches.
(... I have way too much time on my hands.)
Abe just kind of did this until he won. And that, my friends, is also why we launch fireworks. They remind us of the gigantic impact of Abe Lincoln's colossal punches.
(... I have way too much time on my hands.)
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FIRECRACKERS GO!
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