ITT: Adventure (Finished!)

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:49 am

>Use the newspaper to make yourself a paper cape.
>Or
>Rub the pudding all over your skin, making you appear darker skinned.

Post by **Merlin** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:51 am

Use cheddar on pudding.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:52 am

Fooflyer wrote:>Use the newspaper to make yourself a paper cape.

>You wrap the newspaper around your neck. NOW you're good to go. You look less silly, at least to yourself. Onward to adventure! Up up and away!

Odds wrote:Use pudding to lure monster.

>You see the men are running towards the mountain now. Them being your only lead, you follow, a sneaky plan in mind. Following behind them, you place the pudding in an open area in hopes of luring the beast.

Merlin wrote:Use cheddar on pudding.

>But, just in case its possibly a random hobo, you toss 3 cheddar onto the pudding. Classy.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:53 am

Look for a place to lie in wait.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:55 am

Odds wrote:Look for a place to lie in wait.

>You abscond into some nearby bushes, hearing the hunters grumbling back to town. Now you play that Waiting game™. You think you hear some faint rustles and sniffing in the distance. Oh god oh god oh god oh god...

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:56 am

>Piss in the pudding.

>That'll teach any starving bystander that this food is for the monster!

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:56 am

Whack off while waiting for the monster, prepared with a witty retort for anything that investigates, and your "barrel loaded" if that fails too.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:57 am

Find a makeshift weapon in case monster attacks.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat May 16, 2009 4:58 am

>Take a dump in the rustling bushes.

Post by **DarkSurfer** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:00 am

Fooflyer wrote:>Piss in the pudding.
That'll teach any starving bystander that this food is for the monster!

SBKT wrote:Whack off while waiting for the monster, prepared with a witty retort for anything that investigates, and your "barrel loaded" if that fails too.

Fooflyer wrote:>Take a dump in the rustling bushes.

> These voices in your head are really starting to scare you. Like, heeby-jeebies.

Odds wrote:Find a makeshift weapon in case monster attacks.

>You look around quickly for a weapon to defend yourself with. You grab a large stick and hope for the best as a dark shambling creature steps out into the alcove, shuffling towards the pudding. Oh god oh god oh god

>Poor little pudding

SBKT · Post by **SBKT** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:01 am

Examine tree.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:02 am

Attack creature.

Post by **Merlin** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:02 am

Use grappling hook on stick.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:04 am

> Tell the dark shambling creature that you've recently set up shop in the woods and that the pudding is worth 17 cheddar, even though it has 3 cheddar in it.

> In a loud, salesman voice.

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Sat May 16, 2009 5:04 am

> tie hook to stick.