Everything but the kitchen sink

Miranda · Post by **Miranda** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 5:28 pm

So here's a sink anyway

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:50 am

Sorry, I know that I'm resurrecting this topic, but I just love it so much. It's just so-

Hold on.

BACK THE FUCK UP. IS THAT A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING Y-WING BED? YOU BET YOUR booty IT IS. IT'S GOT LIKE A REAL Y-WING LADDER AND SHIT LIKE THAT FOR YOU TO CLIMB UP TO GET INTO THE THING JUST LIKE IN THE FUCKING MOVIE SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CANON. GODDAMN, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO MENTION THAT IT'S GOT ALL THE FUCKING EXPOSED CIRCUITS AND SHIT JUST LIKE THE REAL THING SO YOU CAN PERFORM MAINTENANCE AND SHIT. JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING DETAIL ON THAT THING IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL YOU JUST WANNA HUMP THE THING WITH YO DICK LIKE YOU'RE A DOG AND IT'S A FUCKING LEG THAT'S HOW GOOD IT LOOKS. AND HOLY ASSFUCK ON A STICK IS THAT A FUCKING COCKPIT? LOOK AT THAT THING, I MEAN GODDAMN IT'S GOT BUTTONS AND A MOTHERFUCKING JOYSTICK SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS PROFESSIONAL. YOU COULD GO CRUISIN FOR BITCHES N booty IN THAT THING THE COCKPIT LOOKS SO GOOD. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING GUN TURRET. HOLY POPESHIT, YOU COULD DO DRIVE-BYS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT IT LOOKS SO FUCKING REALISTIC. SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BED, THOUGH. THE THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S WORTH LIKE, A HUNDRED FUCKING TRILLION CREDITS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT GODDAMN. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT: A STAR WARS REFERENCE MOTHERFUCKERS, IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT THEN GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PISSFUCK DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE A BADASS BED LIKE THAT. I BET EVERY TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP IN THAT THING YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR THE FUCKING JUMP TO HYPERAWESOME MOTHERFUCKER.

The Idiotic Oracle · Post by **The Idiotic Oracle** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:56 am

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Sorry, I know that I'm resurrecting this topic, but I just love it so much. It's just so-

Hold on.

BACK THE FUCK UP. IS THAT A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING Y-WING BED? YOU BET YOUR booty IT IS. IT'S GOT LIKE A REAL Y-WING LADDER AND SHIT LIKE THAT FOR YOU TO CLIMB UP TO GET INTO THE THING JUST LIKE IN THE FUCKING MOVIE SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CANON. GODDAMN, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO MENTION THAT IT'S GOT ALL THE FUCKING EXPOSED CIRCUITS AND SHIT JUST LIKE THE REAL THING SO YOU CAN PERFORM MAINTENANCE AND SHIT. JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING DETAIL ON THAT THING IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL YOU JUST WANNA HUMP THE THING WITH YO DICK LIKE YOU'RE A DOG AND IT'S A FUCKING LEG THAT'S HOW GOOD IT LOOKS. AND HOLY ASSFUCK ON A STICK IS THAT A FUCKING COCKPIT? LOOK AT THAT THING, I MEAN GODDAMN IT'S GOT BUTTONS AND A MOTHERFUCKING JOYSTICK SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS PROFESSIONAL. YOU COULD GO CRUISIN FOR BITCHES N booty IN THAT THING THE COCKPIT LOOKS SO GOOD. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING GUN TURRET. HOLY POPESHIT, YOU COULD DO DRIVE-BYS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT IT LOOKS SO FUCKING REALISTIC. SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BED, THOUGH. THE THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S WORTH LIKE, A HUNDRED FUCKING TRILLION CREDITS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT GODDAMN. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT: A STAR WARS REFERENCE MOTHERFUCKERS, IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT THEN GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PISSFUCK DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE A BADASS BED LIKE THAT. I BET EVERY TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP IN THAT THING YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR THE FUCKING JUMP TO HYPERAWESOME MOTHERFUCKER.

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I want a bed like that!!

I'd totally sit in the cockpit while i chat on the phone and stuff

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:44 am

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:Sorry, I know that I'm resurrecting this topic, but I just love it so much. It's just so-

Hold on.

BACK THE FUCK UP. IS THAT A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING Y-WING BED? YOU BET YOUR booty IT IS. IT'S GOT LIKE A REAL Y-WING LADDER AND SHIT LIKE THAT FOR YOU TO CLIMB UP TO GET INTO THE THING JUST LIKE IN THE FUCKING MOVIE SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS FUCKING CANON. GODDAMN, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO MENTION THAT IT'S GOT ALL THE FUCKING EXPOSED CIRCUITS AND SHIT JUST LIKE THE REAL THING SO YOU CAN PERFORM MAINTENANCE AND SHIT. JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING DETAIL ON THAT THING IT'S SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL YOU JUST WANNA HUMP THE THING WITH YO DICK LIKE YOU'RE A DOG AND IT'S A FUCKING LEG THAT'S HOW GOOD IT LOOKS. AND HOLY ASSFUCK ON A STICK IS THAT A FUCKING COCKPIT? LOOK AT THAT THING, I MEAN GODDAMN IT'S GOT BUTTONS AND A MOTHERFUCKING JOYSTICK SO YOU KNOW THAT SHIT IS PROFESSIONAL. YOU COULD GO CRUISIN FOR BITCHES N booty IN THAT THING THE COCKPIT LOOKS SO GOOD. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUCKING GUN TURRET. HOLY POPESHIT, YOU COULD DO DRIVE-BYS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT IT LOOKS SO FUCKING REALISTIC. SERIOUSLY, LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BED, THOUGH. THE THING LOOKS LIKE IT'S WORTH LIKE, A HUNDRED FUCKING TRILLION CREDITS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT GODDAMN. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT: A STAR WARS REFERENCE MOTHERFUCKERS, IF YOU DIDN'T GET IT THEN GET THE FUCK OUT YOU PISSFUCK DOUCHEBAG ASSHOLE YOU DON'T FUCKING DESERVE A BADASS BED LIKE THAT. I BET EVERY TIME YOU GO TO SLEEP IN THAT THING YOU'RE GETTING READY FOR THE FUCKING JUMP TO HYPERAWESOME MOTHERFUCKER.

Oh fuck me I want that so bad.

Miranda · Post by **Miranda** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:13 am

[incoherent babbling]

Plasma · Post by **Plasma** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:57 pm

Crush Bandicoot wrote:Oh fuck me

Hmm... "Things not to say on the AwkwardZombie Forum if you value your a-hole."

Post by **corsica** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:47 pm

Crush Bandicoot wrote:Oh fuck me

Okay~

Post by **corsica** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:40 am

Cool story, bro.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:42 am

Lolita wrote:Cool story, bro.

Indeed. Definitely one of the most entertaining spam-bots I've ever seen.

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:50 pm

MOTHER FUCKER THAT'S AN AWESOME BED!!!

GG.

Blubber · Post by **Blubber** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:03 pm

Just Yeah

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:15 pm

Blubber wrote:Just Yeah

Oh Mormoncraft, that is easily one of the greatest things I've ever seen.

iamthelordhitman · Post by **iamthelordhitman** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 7:23 pm

Blubber wrote:Just Yeah

i want one and i want one NOW

Airigh · Post by **Airigh** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:14 pm

Blubber wrote:Just Yeah

Going in Sky City.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Thu Aug 13, 2009 9:02 pm

Def, If you ever build a house you should put all these cool things into it and take pictures.