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If you want /b/, I'll give you /b/.SBKT wrote:Because it's the closest I can get to /b/ since the whole thing went up in flames last night while I was browsing Anime.Airigh wrote:What I'm wondering is why this guy came on Awkward Zombie for relationship advice...
Stick it in her pooper.
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:awesome:Defenestrator2.0 wrote:If you want /b/, I'll give you /b/.SBKT wrote:Because it's the closest I can get to /b/ since the whole thing went up in flames last night while I was browsing Anime.Airigh wrote:What I'm wondering is why this guy came on Awkward Zombie for relationship advice...
Stick it in her pooper.
Can do!
Relationship advice... ooh, this is gonna take a while.
Don't listen to your dick/vag, its guaranteed to make you fail. Don't listen to your heart either, its as bad as your dick but won't get you laid. Listen to your brain instead, not trying to go by what your emotions tell you; because this is reality, not super pop flyin' pop flyin' fun world where all your wishes come true! Intuition is a hinderance here.
In terms of relationships, look at it like this: if you don't want a life-long relationship, then you're screwed because you only want a relationship for the sake of it; or you just want the sex. If you do want a life-long relationship, then keep in mind that you can only have a life-long relationship with one person; going out with the first person to ask is rarely a good idea. "We have a lot in common" is not a good basis on a relationship, unless its personality-wise. Likewise, don't go out with people you don't already know well. The more rational the person, the better the chance of the relationship working spectacularly; unless you yourself aren't very rational, in which case you're doomed in love no matter what you do until you go learn some logic and common sense. If you are a very logical person, an unrational partner will drive you completely insane, no matter how quirky, fun, or just perfect they would be otherwise. And anyone who doesn't want a life-long relationship is not even worth considering.
Feel free to break up with the person if you think the relationship has gone sour enough; if you're with the right person, they will understand.
Don't break up over less significant things, or if you think you found someone that might be better, or because you want to bet that you can find someone better. "Its boring" is not a good reason to break up; every relationship will get boring over time. Oh, and don't worry about smaller issues, they mean squat all in the long run.
Sex is... a whole lot less of an issue than you think it is. In both senses: its certainly not as bad or as sacred as you think it is, but its certainly not as awesome or as special as you think it is either. The only time it actually matters in a relationship is if one of you get addicted to it, and thats always a bad thing.
If you are in a relationship, and they break up with you, first decide two things: A) is it worth trying to get back together with them, keeping in mind the reason that they broke up with you and how they did it, and keeping in mind that you still being in love is NOT something you should factor in? And B) can you think of a proper way for them to think otherwise about breaking up, including if they aren't willing to listen? If its a 'no' for either of those, then clean up and move on; don't keep the relationship lingering, but do try and stay friends (unless what they did in breaking up was something really jerky). Half for still having them as a friend and not completely out of your life, and half because it looks good for impressing your next love interest. A sorta selfish reason, but everybody wins from it.
Oh, and love is actually rather easy to control as long as you properly set your mind to loving/not loving someone. But so far I haven't met a single other person who didn't think that love was some all-powerful emotion that is securely locked in place, so I'm not expecting you to believe that line. (But hey, if it works for me...)
Incidentally, why do people keep saying that they don't want a relationship because they want to work more on school? What, do you people think 'love' and 'schoolwork' are segragated by a wrought-iron fence or something? There's no reason whatsoever that having a relationship should interfere with study, as long as you can go about life without wanting to talk to your significant other every five minutes!
(Incidentally, wanting to talk to your significant other every five minutes is another sign your relationship will fail horribly)
Don't listen to your dick/vag, its guaranteed to make you fail. Don't listen to your heart either, its as bad as your dick but won't get you laid. Listen to your brain instead, not trying to go by what your emotions tell you; because this is reality, not super pop flyin' pop flyin' fun world where all your wishes come true! Intuition is a hinderance here.
In terms of relationships, look at it like this: if you don't want a life-long relationship, then you're screwed because you only want a relationship for the sake of it; or you just want the sex. If you do want a life-long relationship, then keep in mind that you can only have a life-long relationship with one person; going out with the first person to ask is rarely a good idea. "We have a lot in common" is not a good basis on a relationship, unless its personality-wise. Likewise, don't go out with people you don't already know well. The more rational the person, the better the chance of the relationship working spectacularly; unless you yourself aren't very rational, in which case you're doomed in love no matter what you do until you go learn some logic and common sense. If you are a very logical person, an unrational partner will drive you completely insane, no matter how quirky, fun, or just perfect they would be otherwise. And anyone who doesn't want a life-long relationship is not even worth considering.
Feel free to break up with the person if you think the relationship has gone sour enough; if you're with the right person, they will understand.
Don't break up over less significant things, or if you think you found someone that might be better, or because you want to bet that you can find someone better. "Its boring" is not a good reason to break up; every relationship will get boring over time. Oh, and don't worry about smaller issues, they mean squat all in the long run.
Sex is... a whole lot less of an issue than you think it is. In both senses: its certainly not as bad or as sacred as you think it is, but its certainly not as awesome or as special as you think it is either. The only time it actually matters in a relationship is if one of you get addicted to it, and thats always a bad thing.
If you are in a relationship, and they break up with you, first decide two things: A) is it worth trying to get back together with them, keeping in mind the reason that they broke up with you and how they did it, and keeping in mind that you still being in love is NOT something you should factor in? And B) can you think of a proper way for them to think otherwise about breaking up, including if they aren't willing to listen? If its a 'no' for either of those, then clean up and move on; don't keep the relationship lingering, but do try and stay friends (unless what they did in breaking up was something really jerky). Half for still having them as a friend and not completely out of your life, and half because it looks good for impressing your next love interest. A sorta selfish reason, but everybody wins from it.
Oh, and love is actually rather easy to control as long as you properly set your mind to loving/not loving someone. But so far I haven't met a single other person who didn't think that love was some all-powerful emotion that is securely locked in place, so I'm not expecting you to believe that line. (But hey, if it works for me...)
Incidentally, why do people keep saying that they don't want a relationship because they want to work more on school? What, do you people think 'love' and 'schoolwork' are segragated by a wrought-iron fence or something? There's no reason whatsoever that having a relationship should interfere with study, as long as you can go about life without wanting to talk to your significant other every five minutes!
(Incidentally, wanting to talk to your significant other every five minutes is another sign your relationship will fail horribly)
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You go on about how we have to think about all of that, make large decisions, spend a lot of time looking for somebody, and then say that there's no reason you can't be in a relationship and focus on school? You said that we either get in a "whole life relationship", or we shouldn't bother at all? Did that post make sense to you when you wrote it?
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Strangely enough, I've never been in a real life relationship. So I never really went through the physical attributes of one.Akasha Ravenstar wrote: I also agree with what Yanimae has said. Though I can't add to anything about physical stuff--I prefer to not be touched or nothing. Ya, I'm 'frigid' so sue me.
hahaha nice, dark.
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I suppose it's different for everyone.
As well, another fact
Guy's junk has the complexity of an eight-digit solar calculator.
Girl's junk is like a goddamn CRAY supercomputer.
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As well, another fact
Guy's junk has the complexity of an eight-digit solar calculator.
Girl's junk is like a goddamn CRAY supercomputer.
EDIT: Post's junk causes page gets
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