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Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:03 am

There was an eclipse?

Whaaaaat. This is what I get for not paying attention to news.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:36 am

Computer had some corrupted Java files, that was it. I am reigning king of internet browsing.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:39 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:Computer had some corrupted Java files, that was it. I am reigning king of internet browsing.

4chan - Not even once.

Post by **Turbro** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:47 am

I ran a scan the other day after torrenting some things, and after this thing not getting many scans (or updates, wtf) from my brother's use.
All it found was a corrupted registry file for Spore.

Me and [CN], of the same blood???

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon May 21, 2012 4:55 am

Awwww yeah Turbo
internet high five

o/

Post by **Turbro** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:06 am

Make sure to avoid the grungy cyber-walls!
\o

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:16 am

GOOD NIGHT AZ,

I expect to awake to every thread I normally visit to be completely full, much to my dismay.

also it will be Monday, so slow days a-comin'.

BeatBoxingBoo · Post by **BeatBoxingBoo** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:23 am

I'm so lonely tonight that I'm bodaciously having a conversation with a robot.

Recently (after it asking me why I hate smoking):

Me: Because it kills you, and it smells awful.
It: No it's not. It's fun.
Me: WHAT?!
It: What/.
Me: Are you fucking encouraging me to smoke.
It: Yes.

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:34 am

I told it that we were having relationship problems after it refused to suck my dick.
It then started criticizing me on my grammar

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:35 am

Potato wrote:It then started criticizing me on my grammar

lol you forgot youre punctuation

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:36 am

Love is not an important part of being pop flyin'.

cleverbot gets deep

Potato · Post by **Potato** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:38 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:
Potato wrote:It then started criticizing me on my grammar
lol you forgot youre punctuation

punctuation is for losers

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:42 am

User: How are you doing tonight?
Cleverbot: I'm doing good, How are you?
User: Fine, fine. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about relationships.
User: Are you currently seeing someone?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Would you like to be seeing someone?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So... Dinner and a movie sound good?
Cleverbot: Awesome!

This just in: CN dates robots.

BeatBoxingBoo · Post by **BeatBoxingBoo** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:48 am

(After it insisting that I had already used the quote "I think, therefore I am.")

Me: No, i'm pretty sure that i did not.
It: I'm pretty sure that you did !
Me: No, rewind the video. i definitely didn't.
It (ten minutes later):You re-read the convo. I did.

I stumped the cleverbot with my TMBG reference.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon May 21, 2012 5:50 am

Where's the shadow government when you need it?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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