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[Sloth]

House overheating.

[Fooflyer]

WOW
UNREAL
MY GOSH
THIS IS AMAZING
I FEEL INCREDIBLEEEEEEE
YES YES YES YES
I CAN WIN
I FEEL GREAT
I CAN DO THIS ugh


YES
I'M HOME
I'M ALIVE
THIS IS ALL A MIRACLE
I'M AWAKE
I'M WIDE AWAKE

WOOOSH

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Firestorm]

dammit piccolo

[Sleauxbreaux]

There was so much more dedication to that than I'd ever be willing to put into a post.

[Shad]

Fooflyer is the best

[Deiphobus]

fooflyer is gay

[Syobon]

Passed 4 out of my 7 courses this semester. I'm okay with this, I guess.

This may sound like a very stupid question, but bear with Snarf here.
I am supposed to take a technical paragraph about something around 150-200 words and rewrite it in
laymen's terms. I'm not sure if this is a complete paragraph for some reason it makes me think it isn't.

Supermassive black holes have properties which distinguish them from lower-mass classifications:

The average density of a supermassive black hole (defined as the mass of the black hole divided by the volume within its Schwarzschild radius) can be much less than the density of water (the densities are similar for 108 solar mass black holes[5]). This is because the Schwarzschild radius is directly proportional to mass, while density is inversely proportional to the volume. Since the volume of a spherical object (such as the event horizon of a non-rotating black hole) is directly proportional to the cube of the radius, average density decreases for larger black holes, being inversely proportional to the square of the mass.
The tidal forces in the vicinity of the event horizon are significantly weaker. Since the central singularity is so far away from the horizon, a hypothetical astronaut traveling towards the black hole center would not experience significant tidal force until very deep into the black hole.
= Bullet

0.o. Can the rewritten text at least be longer than the original? Because a lot of the terms used need a paragraph of their own to explain what they are to a layman I think.

[Madican]

Can I take a crack at it? My fatigue-addled mind says this can't go wrong.

Supermassive blackholes are like the fatties chugging around in those electric carts at Walmart. There's other fat people who can walk without them, but these are beyond that level of fat, like if fat just ate nothing but Twinkies, and that fat ate nothing but lard. They're also thick and take up a ton of space, but not as much as stuff like water. Yeah, fatty water. Lazing about not doing anything. Try going for a walk you fatass. And supermassive blackholes have something called the event horizon, which is like the lips of a fat person and you are cake. There won't be much suction as you enter, but you can't leave, and the closer you get to the gullet the faster you're going to get pulled in until you get crushed into nothingness in its bottomless stomach.

[DoNotDelete]

YouTube videos haven't been playing for me the past few days - unless I've been signed in.

I generally just get a black screen where the video is supposed to be (not even a loading dial).

[Syobon]

Madican, I think I love you now.

[Sollix]

Madican, I think I love you now.

B-But Syobon.... I thought what we had was special...

[DoNotDelete]

He farts for you too, Crispy.

Farts that whisper "I love you."

[Syobon]

lol no

[Sollix]

He farts for you too, Crispy.

Farts that whisper "I love you."

8C..........

[DoNotDelete]

Actually I didn't realise that wordfilters came into play when quoting somebody.