Bad Jokes

[AngelicSongx]

What do you call a pony's cough?
A little hoarse!

[Sollix]

A dyslexic walks into a bra


im sorry

[Barabba]

"I hate being bipolar, it's awesome."

[Sollix]

What do you call a ship shaking at the bottom of the sea?

A nervous wreck!

[Syobon]

Two banelings walk into an empty bar and ask the bartender "where is everybody?" The bartender replies "The marines had to split".

[Paranoid Android]

What is a cat's favorite book?

a Catalog

Why was the ocean arrested?

Because it beat upon the shore

[SaintCrazy]

aaaaa

[Barabba]

[Cynical Slob]

A dyslexic walks into a bra


im sorry

Why did the devil worshiper sell his soul to Santa?
do i have to spell it out for you

What did the dyslexic bank robber yell?
put your hands up, mother-stickers, this is a fuck up

What's the best part about 21 year olds?
there's 20 of them

Why did Angus Glover break up with his girlfriend?
he couldn't take the G's

[Kira]

What's the best part about 21 year olds?
there's 20 of them

I've heard it "What's the best part about fucking 21 yeard olds?"


A Tall man walks into a bar.
And says "Ow"

[Zanoushe]

My friend's dad likes this one:

What is it called when a ship full of cats sinks?
A cat-astrophe!

He then proceeds to laugh loudly at his own joke. Occasionally he slaps his knees, too.

[LordSeth]

Did you hear about the philosophic dyslexic with insomnia?

He stayed up all night and wondered if there is a Dog.

Dyslexics are really taking a beating in this thread...

[Tetrunes]

So a priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender goes, " What is this? A joke?"

[Rinoko]

A man and his wife have a baby, but the boy is born with only a head. Miraculously, the boy is still alive and is otherwise perfectly healthy, so the couple decides to raise him like a normal boy. On the boy's 21st birthday, his father takes him to a bar. After his first drink, the boy grows a neck! The father excitedly orders more and more drinks for his son, and soon enough, the boy grows a torso, arms, and legs! After that, the boy is so drunk that he stumbles out into the street and is hit by a truck. An uncomfortable silence falls across the bar, but then the bartender says, "You know, he really should have quit while he was ahead."

Thank you and good night.

[AngelicSongx]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have any guts!

What a witch's favorite thing to do in school?
Spelling!

Also, Marc, that was awesome.