Things that piss you off

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:32 am

Make a little paper man, and a little paper house for him to live in. Then he'll need little paper tears because YOU CAN'T MAKE PAPER LOVE FOR HIM

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:34 am

Spoony wrote:Make a little paper man, and a little paper house for him to live in. Then he'll need little paper tears because YOU CAN'T MAKE PAPER LOVE FOR HIM

I am not going to turn you into a paper man, Spoony.
You can't rationalize your way out of this situation.

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:35 am

OH GOD I'M SO ALONE

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:37 am

Mr. Mander wrote:
Merlin wrote:Invade paper Poland.
With tiny paper Hitler.

Laughing all day long while tiny paper jews are burned in his tiny paper ovens.

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:37 am

Post by **Riku** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:37 am

IT'S OKAY, SPOONY; I LOVE YOU.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:49 am

God damnit why is my friend such a massive faggot.

I try to talk to him about my ideas but NOOO we focus on you too much let's talk about MY interests.

Newsflash, our last ten conversations have been me pretending to care about your childish Hulk obsession.

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:56 am

I... it's not childish!

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:13 am

Well, glad that useless relationship is over.

Now I can find someone interesting instead of a vapid old acquaintance with no opinions of his own.

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:15 am

Mr. Mander wrote:Well, glad that useless relationship is over.

Now I can find someone interesting instead of a vapid old acquaintance with no opinions of his own.

Mmm, yes, vapid and banal, old bean.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:16 am

Quiet you

I become eloquent when emotional

Post by **Riku** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:16 am

Geez, Mander. Tell us how you really feel.

AUGH. My lips are all chapped and cracking and nothing helps and it's annoying and AUGH

Post by **Merlin** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:19 am

I hear Spoony's tear-soaked balls help out perfectly.

Post by **Spoony** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:21 am

PEOPLE GET CLOSE BUT THEN THEY JUST WANT TO USE ME FOR MY BALLS I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS

Post by **Riku** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:21 am

That's right, Spoony. You don't.
Now come here...