Dumbest things said while playing video games

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:35 pm

That ain't stupid. That's practical.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:52 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:It's labeled PROTIP.

In a game like Doom, shooting everything until it dies is standard procedure.

Wait, what?

Fuck, I've been playing it wrong this whole time.

bunnytots · Post by **bunnytots** » Wed May 05, 2010 12:19 am

Shouting SCIENTOLOGY in vent during ICC10 man over and over and over again. Especially when I battle shout.

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Wed May 05, 2010 12:22 am

I actually just did this.

While starting up Mass Effect 2, I was trying out the biotic charge attack and it pretty much lets you violate everything in front of you. So the second time I tried it I just yelled,

"DYNAMIC EEEENTRYYYYY"

Mugget · Post by **Mugget** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:43 am

I usually ask the monsters in the game not to hurt me while I get my attack ready.........I must sound pretty stupid to my parents...

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Wed May 05, 2010 12:50 pm

I was playing Rayman Raving Rabbids with Tuxedo Mask and his family, and since I only have one Wii remote we made it turn based.

It was my boyfriends mom turn now, and she got an easy mini game: You are sitting in a cinema; when the lights are out hold up the wii mote, and when the lights get turned on, put it down since you are mimicking a cell phone.
Now, she is in the description screen and tries it a bit, until we started wondering what's taking her so long, and her face got more and more confused. Then we realised she thought that the game already started and she was wondering why nothing happened, and copied the rabbit making the motions.

WouldYouKindly · Post by **WouldYouKindly** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:41 pm

"God daisies sniper sniped me the bastarding shitbag daisies bitch horrible aggggghhhh"
this was said when my computer was next to Dads, and he was sat right next to me
he stared at me for a while then asked what the hell i was on about

EDIT: BONUS SCENE
"whats a g18, is that like the g20?"

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:48 pm

It's not so much what I say, it's when I say it. Like, I'll be in my room playing Left 4 Dead 2 or TF2, and then when I get jumped by 5 special infected in a row or whatever, I'll start yelling and I'm pretty sure end up startling/scaring my roomate.

Operation Awesome · Post by **Operation Awesome** » Wed May 05, 2010 1:50 pm

"Wheeeeeeeee!
Why can this technology not be used for good?"

Spoken whenever I encounter sliding panels in a Team Rocket base.

Topazshot88 · Post by **Topazshot88** » Thu May 06, 2010 8:33 am

WouldYouKindly wrote:"God daisies sniper sniped me the bastarding shitbag daisies bitch horrible aggggghhhh"

I thought that was just a chat thing.

Game Angel wrote:It's not so much what I say, it's when I say it. Like, I'll be in my room playing Left 4 Dead 2 or TF2, and then when I get jumped by 5 special infected in a row or whatever, I'll start yelling and I'm pretty sure end up startling/scaring my roomate.

/!\ Game Angel has startled the Witch

WouldYouKindly · Post by **WouldYouKindly** » Thu May 06, 2010 9:39 am

Topazshot88 wrote:
WouldYouKindly wrote:"God daisies sniper sniped me the bastarding shitbag daisies bitch horrible aggggghhhh"
I thought that was just a chat thing.

you actually get a more pg-13 version of what i say out loud irl
i swear a lot

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Thu May 06, 2010 10:02 am

i just swear at my computer. That's enough to warrant its own stupidity

Akira · Post by **Akira** » Sat May 08, 2010 4:36 am

I was fighting a group of CPU's in Brawl when a CD appeared at the other side of the stage. I started sprinting at it when all the CPU's (who weren't on the same team) all forget their war on each other and go after me, and the CD disappeared just before I got there. I recall yelling something like this:
"THAT WAS A CD! SCREW YOU, IMMA KILL YOU ALL NOW, JERKS!"

They were all dead in the next ten seconds.

Medical · Post by **Medical** » Tue May 18, 2010 10:07 pm

My brother and I play SSBB all the time, and he's better than me,
so I'm always spouting random horsepiss.
Or the first time I played Twilight Princess and I got to the Twilight Castle.
I had to take the Sol to a corner, and the camera did a backflip so all you could see was the Sol and Link's hands and I said, "The Adventures of Sol."

...And then I was grabbed.
Also, Nazi Zombies is a nice way to rediscover every obcinity known and then some in less than ten minutes.

duhrdotcom · Post by **duhrdotcom** » Tue May 18, 2010 10:49 pm

Once while playing SSBB as Marth, I created an alternate personality that went something like this.

"STOP KILLING THE SWORDGUYDUDE."
"Dude, shut u-"
"SWORDGUYDUDE COMMANDS YOU LOWLY PEASENTS WHO ARE NOT SWORDGUYDUDE."
"Ok, idi-"
"SWORDGUYDUDE WILL MAKE YOU CRY YOU NOT-SWORDGUYDUDE GUYS WHO ARE DEFINATLY NOT SWORDGUYDUDE."

On TF2, Some kid was micspamming.
*in chat*
Duhrdotcom: Kid, shut up or I'll make you lose the game.
Duhrdotcom: I'm serious.
The kid stopped.

And finally, I was playing Gmod while my friend watched.
"Why are you killing Gman over and over again?"
"Because he is Hitler."
"What?"
"Exactly. Now stop sassing me or I'll cut you."