Introduction Topic

[Spoony]

Go to your room and think about what you've done.

[Vax]

Ok so I went to my room
Thought about what I did
No regrets.

[Spoony]

You are the worst illegitimate black child.

[Vax]

Don't fool yourself dad. You know how easy I make grocery shopping.
Only thing that would make it easier would be if there was an aisle labled "Grits, Chicken, and Grape Drank."

[Spoony]

Don't make me go upside your head.

[Vax]

You have no idea how much I'm alughing right now because that is like my dad's fucking catchphrase.

[Spoony]

I've been stalking your father for quite some time now.

[Vax]

Kinda hard to miss.
Only guy I know who wears full cowboy attire on a daily basis.
Man's got some niiiiiiice hats.

[Spoony]

Funny you should mention, my father happens to be quite fond of the whole cowboy look, too. Well I guess it's bushranger here, but fucking, same thing.

[Dragoon]

You are brothers.

[Vax]

Spoony can't be my brother.
He's not Irish.

[Spoony]

Irish relatives, though. Part of a Scottish clan, too.

[Vax]

Well then.
I guess uh
We get to be bros now, instead of just bros.

[Spoony]

level up
+1 bro tier

[Vax]

New joint-attack unlocked: Overwhelming Indifference
New Costume Unlocked (Spoony): The Swain
New Costume Unlocked (Vaxidd): Pretentious Hipster Garb