IM Quote Thread.

[[Insert Fail]]

God daisies Australian slang.

[Madican]

Cigarettes are like squirrels: perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and set it on fire.

Topic in a chat room I keep tabs on.

[FMAWolf]

FMA: I AM COVERED IN CAKE, FROSTING, AND STRAWBERRY JAM
Reck: LET ME LICK YOU
FMA: Wat

Reck: YOU CAN TELL ME HOW YOU FOUGHT ZOMBIE CUSTOMERS
Reck: WITH THE PRODUCTS
FMA: HAHAHAAH
FMA: RIDING THROUGH THE STORE ON A RIDE ON MOWER.
FMA: WIELDING A RAKE IN ONE HAND AND A HACKSAW IN THE OTHER
FMA: SCREAMING MY BATTLECRY: 'WELCOME TO HOME DEPOT, HOW MAY I HELP YOOOOUUUUU!!!'

[Alex]

"Hey guys, I'm going AFQ. AF...Q... oh. AFK. Away from Keyboard. It's from Big Bang Theory."

[lyra/dicks]

[6:12:24 PM] George: if someone farted on me i would be so upset
[6:12:30 PM] George: like a fart stain on my trousers
[6:12:34 PM] George: and forever it'd be darker

[Trennicus]

[12-03-10 9:21:30 PM] Yellers: wow you're apart of an orchestra
[12-03-10 9:21:33 PM] Trenny: Well
[12-03-10 9:21:53 PM] Yellers: you're a member shut up

[hotb]

[Darkin]

5:10 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: AMERICA: THE FANFICTION
5:11 PM - (H-C) Malum: Huh
5:11 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: Once upon a time, George Washington was born. He came from America
5:12 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: 's womb covered in an Amerikan flag. He saw this flag and uttered the word...
5:12 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: "Amerika"
5:13 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: A bald eagle came through the window, and picked him up. The bald eagle was to raise George Washington as his own. BUT THAT WAS TOO COMMUNIST SO WASHINGTON PUNCHED THAT daisies COMMIE IN THE FACE!!
5:14 PM - (H-C) Malum: Stop please
5:14 PM - (H-C) Malum: this is
5:14 PM - (H-C) Malum: painful
5:15 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: He then fell, aging years in his decent. He saw the King of England and chopped down a cherry tree to prove his truthfulness. He used that tree to forge Amerika. Flexing his fantastic muscles, he made that wood into paper, and made the Declaration of Independance and wrapping it about his fists. He then punched the king of England in the FACE and shouted
5:15 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: AMERIKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
5:16 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: At the top of lungs. He then became so manly, he summoned a flyingpickup truck drove by two NON-COMMIE bald eagles, and flew to America
5:17 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: The indians saw him coming and fell upon their spears in fear of him. Pickups spewed forth from the ground, and the people inside of them pledged allegiance to George Washington, the flag, and...
5:17 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: AMERIKA
5:17 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: Was born.

[corsica]

[3:55:00 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i speak like a
[3:55:02 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: person from indiana
[3:55:07 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i have next to no accent
[3:55:09 PM] George: ...i dont know the indian accent

[Shoolis]

[Tales]

[18:55:08] Hot, b ambitious: take this seriously
[18:55:12] Hot, b ambitious: Hot, b ambitious takes out dick

princess brothel stop cybering

[hotb]

wop your wad

wop your wad

wop your wad on the counter

[somepartsareme]

4:58 PM - somepartsareme: woah alice is the second most popular
4:59 PM - somepartsareme: i am going to say this as though it means something to you and you are going to like it

[The Bouncer]

[2:06:51 AM] Squigzog: Alright you two have fun not sleeping
[2:06:58 AM] Squigzog: While I do just that
[2:07:05 AM] Squigzog: PEACE BITCHES


[2:13:36 AM] The Big Cheese: it was just like now
[2:13:43 AM] The Big Cheese: a contest to who could last longer
[2:13:46 AM] The Big Cheese: you fell asleep
[2:13:46 AM] Yellers: i have not conked out
[2:13:53 AM] Yellers: and i will not conk out until i finish this


[2:15:08 AM] The Big Cheese: hey yreili guess what
[2:15:17 AM] Yellers: what
*dark goes offline*
[2:15:20 AM] Yellers: are you going to bed
[2:15:22 AM] Yellers: quitter
[2:15:51 AM] Yellers: oh lol he really did go to bed
[2:16:17 AM] Yellers: i half-expect him to go invisible and wait for me to go to bed
[2:16:30 AM] Yellers: and then pop on right after, screaming HAH I GOT YOU or something
[2:16:44 AM] The Big Cheese: you have out weaseled me
[2:16:56 AM] Yellers: did you know how predictabo you are
[2:16:57 AM] The Big Cheese: that is bodaciously
[2:17:01 AM] The Big Cheese: what i was going to do
[2:17:08 AM] The Big Cheese: yeili that is because we are sisters

[Shoolis]

She didn't guess, she just checked the cameras she placed around your house to make sure.