IM Quote Thread.

[[Citation Needed]]

[9:42:21 PM] Kat: Not tonight *eyebrow wiggle*
[9:42:42 PM] CN: tomorrow for sure *eyebrows jump of face and attach themselves to your eyebrows suggestively*
[9:42:51 PM] Kat: Are your eyebrows
[9:42:55 PM] Kat: humping my eyebrows?
[9:43:00 PM] CN: hawt

[Flicky]

Flicky: good morning world and all who inhabit it
Joh Terraem: Fuck you, I will hurt you in ways you couldn't possibly imagine.

sincerely,
World

[hotb]

[22:24:49] George: lol omg you have a wank schedule
[22:25:00] George: i haven't wrote in mine for a few days, i will in a bit

[Tales]

i don't have one, i was talking about my normal diary!

also germa rapping i am the best

[22:28:05] George: du bist BITCH
[22:28:50] George: ich bin uberall, wer bitte ist Sido?
[22:28:57] George: (that means i am everywhere, where are ___")
[22:29:07] George: translators note = Titten - tits

[Shoolis]

[11:04:14 PM] Cygnus: uuuugh jesus
[11:04:20 PM] Cygnus: looking up zulf from bastion on google
[11:04:39 PM] Cygnus: there is a naked wolf upstanding member of society with a thing on
[11:04:47 PM] Cygnus: like a chastity belt or something
[11:04:49 PM] Cygnus: grosssss
[11:05:19 PM] Cygnus: and a drawing of zulf making out with the kid
[11:05:24 PM] Cygnus: only zulf's face is super-serious
[11:05:41 PM] Cafall: really intense make outs i guess
[11:06:40 PM] sceb: Can you really make facial expressions while making out?
[11:06:41 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "I focused real hard on the kid, made sure he realized my love for him"
[11:06:50 PM] Cafall: no shoe
[11:06:51 PM] Cafall: stop
[11:06:52 PM] Yeillers: sceb what
[11:06:55 PM] Yeillers: of course you can
[11:06:56 PM] Yeillers: the hell
[11:07:10 PM] Cafall: shoe no
[11:07:13 PM] Cafall: it's going to be in his voice
[11:07:14 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "after the embrace ended, the kid gave me this look"
[11:07:21 PM] Cafall: i hate it
[11:07:24 PM] Cafall: i hate it so bad
[11:07:30 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "it was a look of confusion, but also, of acceptance"
[11:07:30 PM] sceb: Like, when facebattling?
[11:08:01 PM] Cafall: okay i am going to go buy video games and a big bottle of bourbon
[11:08:08 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: "the kid ran away, but not before whispering "thank you""
[11:08:19 PM] Cafall: you drive me to drink shoe
[11:08:30 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: I did it
[11:08:39 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: is it a muscle tonic
[11:08:48 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: does it ressurect you if you die
[11:09:00 PM] Cafall: it's a sorrow tonic
[11:09:03 PM] Cafall: it ruins bastion for you
[11:09:28 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: HEH

[corsica]

[11:28:47 PM] Yeillers: ask dirges, I'm not crazy
[11:28:59 PM] Doodlebug: what are you asking
[11:29:05 PM] Yeillers: hey
[11:29:07 PM] Yeillers: am I crazy?
[11:29:22 PM] Doodlebug: not really
[11:29:29 PM] Doodlebug: you just come off as crazy because you have a weird sense of humor
[11:29:35 PM] Yeillers: There ya go.
[11:29:39 PM] Doodlebug: in person you're actually a lot more shy than over the phone
[11:29:41 PM] Doodlebug: sometimes stutter a lot, its cute
[11:29:48 PM] Yeillers: OKAY NO
[11:29:53 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: ahahahahaha
[11:29:53 PM] Yeillers: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU STOP TALKING
[11:29:54 PM] Doodlebug: probably dont make eye contact a lot, which is something i dont really notice, as i do the same thing
[11:30:03 PM] Doodlebug: you fiddle with your hands sometimes
[11:30:06 PM] Doodlebug: or your sandals
[11:30:06 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: saving this
[11:30:09 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: for great justice
[11:30:14 PM] Doodlebug: it is adorable really

[Sollix]

[2:32:36 PM] Ace of Life: its not cute
[2:32:41 PM] Ace of Life: its
[2:32:41 PM] Ace of Life: HANDSOME
[2:32:43 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: Sure
[2:32:52 PM] Karkat - carcinoGeneticist: HANDCOcuteME
[2:33:01 PM] Ace of Life: handcome
[2:33:07 PM] Ace of Life: thats what you get on a lonely night
[2:33:08 PM] Ace of Life: :V

[Flicky]

[8:08:40 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: it actually uses husky girls for the plus sized models
[8:08:43 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: waaaaaaaaah
[8:09:27 PM] Flicky: fatty
[8:09:44 PM] Flicky: i'm kidding of course
[8:09:47 PM] Flicky: i'm probably fatter than you
[8:09:59 PM] Flicky: UH
[8:10:00 PM] Flicky: THAT BEING
[8:10:03 PM] Flicky: NOT VERY FAT AT ALL
[8:10:04 PM] Flicky: HEH
[8:10:04 PM] Flicky: HEH
[8:10:05 PM] Flicky: UH
[8:10:07 PM] Flicky: FUCK
[8:10:08 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: ;-;
[8:10:19 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: ;____;
[8:10:24 PM] Flicky: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Unbalanced]

[7:34:58 PM] George: something like blue dongs and sex and magic

[hotb]

[00:30:51] George: le Great Handsome Oppressor do you know what i done to the last boy who annoyed me?
[00:30:58] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: facebattled him
[00:30:58] Hot, b ambitious: fucked im
[00:31:00] George: I fed him laxatives and he shit himself in school.

[Tales]

omg fuck you

[hotb]

your finger needs to lose weight

[Unbalanced]

wow rude george

[7:42:56 PM] George: the other girl i didnt insult her weight but her pubes

wow RUDE

[7:44:03 PM] George: but omg seriously i need to stop with the laxative plans
[7:44:14 PM] George: i think i might end up giving the shits to half the people in my year ahahahah

george confirmed for rudest person on AZ

[The Bouncer]

[8:11:26 PM] Insert Fail: No I just got junk in that trunk
[8:11:27 PM] President Magikarp: OUTSIDE OF THE METRO AREAS
[8:11:36 PM] Yeillers: sheila gets hit on by all the boys
[8:11:38 PM] Stranaton: no sheila you pretty everywhere
[8:11:57 PM] Stranaton: :3
[8:12:01 PM] Insert Fail: No I think this hotel is just known for having LADIES OF THE NIGHT so like, white chick seemingly by herself at said hotel = ??
[8:12:03 PM] Yeillers: it's because she's a wonderful personnnn
[8:12:06 PM] President Magikarp: Oh god
[8:12:07 PM] President Magikarp: .____.
[8:12:10 PM] President Magikarp: That's awful
[8:12:22 PM] Mr.Mander: weeeeeeell
[8:12:26 PM] President Magikarp: You've bodaciously been mistaken for a prostitute?
[8:12:29 PM] Kalekemo: "ladies of the night"
What
[8:12:30 PM | Edited 8:12:31 PM] President Magikarp: That is simultaneously hilarious and mortifying
[8:12:41 PM] Insert Fail: Not that I know of, but from the way I have had a trucker or two look at me
[8:12:43 PM] Insert Fail: I can assume so
[8:12:48 PM] Yeillers: kale it's a nice way to say whore
[8:12:50 PM] Insert Fail: That's what my uncle called them, haha
[8:12:52 PM] Kalekemo: Oh
[8:13:06 PM] Kalekemo: see I imagined it meant women who pretended to be vampires
[8:13:10 PM] President Magikarp: ...
[8:13:12 PM] President Magikarp: President Magikarp facepalms
[8:13:13 PM] Yeillers: I'm using that term now.
[8:13:18 PM | Edited 8:13:29 PM] Stranaton: no, ladies of the night
clearly batgirl lives in your hotel
[8:13:45 PM] Kalekemo: vampire whores
[8:13:48 PM] Kalekemo: the lot of em

[Shad]

[HJH]Chose: >black guy named smokey
[HJH]Chose: japan is u srs
Le Schadenfreude: Japan never saw black people
[HJH]Chose: if i ever get a comic made im going to have chinese/japanese man in it named Ye'lo