IM Quote Thread.

[Crushter]

[6:29:52 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: Nachalnik
[6:29:55 PM] Lunatic: oh
[6:29:59 PM] Malum (Luke): She was like "don't say you're banning me for a week when you're banning me for over a month"
[6:30:11 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: OH MY FUCK
[6:30:15 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I DID BAN HER FOR A MONTH
[6:30:16 PM] Lunatic: ooooops
[6:30:21 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm a retard
[6:30:34 PM] Hot, b ambitious: looks like you pulled a Great Handsome Oppressor
[6:30:34 PM] Lunatic: what did he do?
[6:30:43 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: AND NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS THOUGHT OF TELLING ME THAT WHEN YOU SAW IT?

[Chopstix]

[5:55:16 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: i think you guys should just have a ban lottery
[5:55:25 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: randomly ban someone for a month is a good thing
[5:55:28 PM] The Aggro Crag: banning can be a wheelbarrow full of boners sometimes
[5:55:32 PM] Creeper: SPIN THE WHEEL OF BANS, EVERYBODY
[5:55:40 PM] Creeper: CHK CHK CHK CHK CHK
[5:55:43 PM] The Aggro Crag: this months winner is
[5:55:43 PM] Zack: Lion King of Comedy: i'll take december if no one else wants it
[5:55:44 PM] Creeper: AND THE LUCKY WINNER IS
[5:55:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: The Big Cheese
[5:55:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: hey wai--
[5:55:53 PM] *** Creeper removed The Aggro Crag from this conversation. ***

[The Idiotic Oracle]

Itali: I BOUGHT A HORSE IN SKYRIM
Itali: BEARS IMMEDIATELY KILL IT
Io: SHIIIIIT
Io: fucking bears man
Itali: FUCK YOU BEARS
Itali: I LOVED THAT HORSE
Io: you only knew it for five minutes
Io: but you bonded
Io: it was true
Itali: EXACTLY
Itali: THOSE WERE THE BEST FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE
Io: your heart; it lies shattered
Itali: AND BEARS RUINED IT
Itali: sob it does

[The Idiotic Oracle]

[1:20:38 AM] Creeper: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv3ia ... o1_500.png This game. I love this game.
[1:20:43 AM] Creeper: I wanna fuck that bird
[1:24:25 AM] Eyeo: uh
[1:24:25 AM] Eyeo: y
[1:24:27 AM] Eyeo: yeili
[1:24:36 AM] Eyeo: i think we need to get you
[1:24:38 AM] Eyeo: some help

[Falconer Lombard]

[4:01:34 AM] Vealin: first name means nobleman
[4:02:40 AM] Vealin: middle name means rock
[4:02:51 AM] Falconer Lombard: rock hard
[4:03:26 AM] Vealin: pft
[4:03:40 AM] Vealin: I am the nobleman of rock corner
[4:03:54 AM Falconer Lombard: pimp of the rock sluts
[4:03:58 AM] Falconer Lombard: That is your new title
[4:04:04 AM] Falconer Lombard: wear it proudly
[4:04:25 AM] Kilosophy: hahaha
[4:04:29 AM] Kilosophy: what a noble rock corner you have

[bagofnuts]

[6:06:11 PM] Sunbringer: so how do you like the chat topic
[6:06:28 PM] WoollyDissent: what?
[6:06:46 PM] WoollyDissent: Did I just kill the current one, you mean?
[6:06:50 PM] WoollyDissent: sorry
[6:07:00 PM] Sunbringer: no
[6:07:01 PM] Sunbringer: but like
[6:07:02 PM] Sunbringer: the chat title
[6:07:06 PM] WoollyDissent: Oh.
[6:07:25 PM] WoollyDissent: It seems to demonstrate what happens on here from time to time
[6:07:30 PM] Sunbringer: tableflipping
[6:07:35 PM] WoollyDissent: In my mind
[6:07:39 PM] Sunbringer: with constipation faces
[6:07:40 PM] WoollyDissent: It is depicting
[6:07:43 PM] WoollyDissent: Jesus
[6:07:48 PM | Edited 6:07:50 PM] Sunbringer: hallelujah?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
this is the chat topic

[DarkSurfer]

[6:46:11 PM] The Aggro Crag: i know their names
[6:46:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: but technology depts handle all the schools in the istrcit
[6:46:29 PM] The Aggro Crag: in this case its a state technology dept
[6:46:34 PM] The Aggro Crag: so its every school in delaware
[6:46:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: thrse guys prolly handle mutliple schools
[6:46:58 PM] Yeili: DELAWARE
[6:47:07 PM] Yeili: SO IT'S THE THREE SCHOOLS IN DELAWARE
[6:47:11 PM] princess brothel: shut down every school in delaware
[6:47:22 PM] Yeili: who lives in delaware seriously
[6:47:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: def
[6:47:31 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats about it
[6:47:32 PM] Yeili: no
[6:47:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: this is probably like
[6:47:53 PM] The Aggro Crag: one of this alts
[6:48:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: i imagine it must be lonely there
[6:48:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: there is only room for him, his computer and a bathroom
[6:48:40 PM] Yeili: yes
[6:48:43 PM] Yeili: delaware
[6:48:45 PM] Yeili: it is just a cover
[6:48:51 PM] Yeili: nobody lives in delaware
[6:48:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: bodaciously
[6:48:58 PM] The Aggro Crag: its like a manhole cover
[6:48:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats it
[6:49:03 PM] Yeili: yes
[6:49:06 PM] Yeili: he lives underground
[6:49:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: but if he ventures outside the space that is directly below the manhole cover
[6:49:28 PM] The Aggro Crag: he's in like texas
[6:49:33 PM] The Aggro Crag: or whatever it is that boders delware
[6:49:47 PM] princess brothel: texes is hwere they do oil
[6:49:52 PM] Yeili: wow you are bad at geography
[6:49:56 PM] The Aggro Crag: no that is idaho, princess brothel
[6:50:01 PM] princess brothel: sorry yeili :(_
[6:50:07 PM] Yeili: idaho is all about potatoes
[6:50:11 PM] Yeili: and I meant dark
[6:50:11 PM] The Aggro Crag: what
[6:50:17 PM] The Aggro Crag: potatoes are just a myth
[6:50:21 PM] The Aggro Crag: look at you
[6:50:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: with your conpisracy theories
[6:50:27 PM] The Aggro Crag: new world potato
[6:50:34 PM] The Aggro Crag: potato landisng in roswel
[6:50:38 PM] Yeili: I WAS IN A PLAY ONCE AND THE GIRL I WAS PLAYING WAS OBSESSED WITH POTATOES FROM IDAHO
[6:50:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: potato 51
[6:50:40 PM] Yeili: THIS MAKES THEM 100% REAL
[6:50:49 PM] princess brothel: were you playing yourself
[6:50:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: she is a crackpot theroist now for sure
[6:50:54 PM] princess brothel: and you wrote the play
[6:50:54 PM] Stranaton: all I know about deleware is that there is a water gap that you drive over when going through the state.
[6:50:58 PM] Yeili: no, I like potatoes from anywhere really
[6:50:59 PM] princess brothel: and performed it to yourself
[6:51:14 PM] Yeili: and I don't like acting
[6:51:16 PM] The Aggro Crag: and on that day
[6:51:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: princess brothel's potato grew three sizes larger
[6:51:23 PM] princess brothel: I got a C in drama
[6:51:46 PM] Stranaton: this sounds like a sexual innuendo
[6:51:46 PM] Yeili: did they cast you as juliet
[6:52:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: potato juliet
[6:52:02 PM] princess brothel: yews
[6:52:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: princess brothel
[6:52:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: that is like one letter off frm jews
[6:52:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: racist
[6:52:25 PM] princess brothel: oh no racism
[6:52:32 PM] princess brothel: im sorry jewish
[6:52:35 PM] princess brothel: forgive me
[6:52:39 PM] The Aggro Crag: at first i thought you typed "oh no racoons"
[6:52:42 PM] The Aggro Crag: and i was confused
[6:52:49 PM] princess brothel: yeili i have soiled your gold with my awful words
[6:52:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: soiled it
[6:53:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: soiled it
[6:53:02 PM] Yeili: j
[6:53:02 PM] The Aggro Crag: solied it
[6:53:04 PM] Yeili: I'm not jewish!
[6:53:05 PM] The Aggro Crag: solied it
[6:53:07 PM] princess brothel: soiled it
[6:53:08 PM] The Aggro Crag: solied it
[6:53:12 PM] princess brothel: soiled it
[6:53:15 PM] princess brothel: soiled it
[6:53:22 PM] Yeili: Dark told loli he was jewish though
[6:53:24 PM] The Aggro Crag: look
[6:53:25 PM] Yeili: and she believed him
[6:53:30 PM] Squigzog: Jews?
[6:53:31 PM] The Aggro Crag: THAT WAS GREAT
[6:53:32 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND THEN
[6:53:35 PM] Squigzog: On my internet?
[6:53:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: LOLI ASKED YEILI
[6:53:41 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND YEILI JUST WENT WITH IT
[6:53:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ME
[6:53:55 PM | Edited 6:54:01 PM] princess brothel: star player
[6:53:55 PM] The Aggro Crag: this is why yeili is the best friend to have
[6:54:06 PM] Squigzog: Friend?
[6:54:13 PM] Squigzog: What is Friend?
[6:54:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: soiled it
[6:54:21 PM] The Aggro Crag: soiled it
[6:54:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: soiled it
[6:54:35 PM] Squigzog: I do not even
[6:54:36 PM] Yeili: next person to say solied it gets banned forever
[6:54:47 PM] princess brothel: ahahahahha yyou said it
[6:54:54 PM] princess brothel: bannnnnned
[6:55:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: HEY WHATS THAT NAME OF THE RESTURAUNT WITH ALL THE GOOFY SHIT ON THE WALLS
[6:55:12 PM] The Aggro Crag: YOU MEAN SHENANIGANS
[6:55:14 PM] crushtersandvich: SHENANI
[6:55:15 PM] crushtersandvich: GAN
[6:55:17 PM] crushtersandvich: SSSSSSSSS?
[6:55:17 PM] princess brothel: soilent green
[6:55:21 PM] crushtersandvich: dark why
[6:55:22 PM] Yeili: don't use that word
[6:55:23 PM] crushtersandvich: didn't you
[6:55:25 PM] Yeili: shenanigans
[6:55:26 PM] crushtersandvich: not wait for me
[6:55:30 PM] Yeili: that is the worst word
[6:55:35 PM] princess brothel: why
[6:55:37 PM] The Aggro Crag: The Aggro Crag PISTOL WHIP
[6:56:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: shenaningans is one of those words that happens everyday and you never notice it
[6:56:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: reblog if you cry everytime
[6:56:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: 5ever

itt: potatos and why i am the best at geography

[Nefarious Bear]

Itali: I BOUGHT A HORSE IN SKYRIM
Itali: BEARS IMMEDIATELY KILL IT
Io: SHIIIIIT
Io: fucking bears man
Itali: FUCK YOU BEARS
Itali: I LOVED THAT HORSE
Io: you only knew it for five minutes
Io: but you bonded
Io: it was true
Itali: EXACTLY
Itali: THOSE WERE THE BEST FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE
Io: your heart; it lies shattered
Itali: AND BEARS RUINED IT
Itali: sob it does

[lyra/dicks]

[7:54:47 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: what's that against your wall
[7:54:51 PM] Greylin: nipples
[7:54:55 PM] Garrett: BANNED
[7:55:13 PM] Creeper: banned
[7:55:17 PM] *** Creeper removed Garrett from this conversation. ***
[7:55:18 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: banded
[7:55:22 PM] *** Creeper removed Greylin from this conversation. ***
[7:55:42 PM] *** Creeper added Greylin ***
[7:55:46 PM] *** Creeper added Garrett ***
[7:55:49 PM] *** Creeper added Le Great Handsome Oppressor ***

[corsica]

President Magikarp: I told him he was cute and he wink smiled meeeeee

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[Wiffle]

IM? O_o (I mean I know what IM is but...what IM?)

[vealin99]

You post funny conversations from an instant messenger
you my friend, have alot to learn

[Wiffle]

You post funny conversations from an instant messenger
you my friend, have alot to learn

I understand what an IM is and how to use them but I didn't see such a thing on here.

[FMAWolf]

No, more like your own shenanigans with other people on other instant messengers to make us laugh and stuff. Not an IM client here or anything.