AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm inclined to agree with the Saint on this one. Chris covers such a wide spectrum of sheer repulsion that nobody could possibly look past it all and feel genuine attraction for him, much less consider the kind of long-term relationship he thinks he's destined for.

His best chance to get near a woman for any reason is through pity, and he's not modest or intelligent enough to play that to his advantage.

Further putting the odds of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

Really? I thought they'd be more along the lines of men in white coats. They'd only bring in the top men when it's actually worth it, and really, would you even bother with Chris if you didn't have to?

For some reason, whenever someone brings the question of "what happens when his parents die", I remember the movie "Drop Dead Gorgeous". In the story, a secondary character owns a hardware store and has a retarded younger brother he cares for. By the epilogue, it's stated that the older brother dies of Lyme's disease due to a deer tick bite, leaving the younger brother as the inheritor. We see a shot of the idiot brother just wandering around in front of a decaying and abandoned store.

That's what's going to happen to Chris. He's going to be yet another crazy person living in his parents' home until he loses it or dies. Just a dead end.

Guyperson wrote:Further putting the odds of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

Guyperson wrote:Further putting the Oodles of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

I lost so hard.

http://cwcsonichu.deviantart.com/ And look what I found! I'm pretty sure it's a troll but better safe than sorry.

Hahaha oh God, Chris. I used to follow the shenanigans that are popularly known as "his life" up until the start of the current hiatus.

Please tell me JenkinsJinkies has been linked here, I couldn't sleep at night if he wasn't.

Nachalnik wrote:

Guyperson wrote:Further putting the Oodles of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

I got reamed so hard.

http://cwcsonichu.deviantart.com/ And look what I found! I'm pretty sure it's a troll but better safe than sorry.

Pro yaoi sticker, definitely fake

YCobb wrote:

Nachalnik wrote:

Guyperson wrote:Further putting the Oodles of a Chris spawn down is the whole time limit thing. You know, only so long until his parents die and he's handled by top men.
"Who?"
Top. Men.

I got reamed so hard.

http://cwcsonichu.deviantart.com/ And look what I found! I'm pretty sure it's a troll but better safe than sorry.

Pro yaoi sticker, definitely fake

I agree it's most likely fake, I just wanted to point out I doubt he would know what it means anyway.

He's all about anime, he definitely knows what yaoi is.

Maybe he just knows Yaoi as "Something women really seem to like" and thus put it up to impress them.

Most likely scenario imo:

He's browsing some anime site, maybe even a hentai site. He sees a button that says "yaoi 18+/NSFW". In Chris's mind, 18+ just means porn, so he clicks it. Hilarity ensues.

Syobon, you reminded me of this:

Today, I saw my unemployed 29-year-old son, who still lives with us, reading the work section of the newspaper and prayed that he was looking for a job. He was looking for the comics. FML

This sounds vaguely familiar....

what was the username of the poster?

The account is fake. Period.

Chris isn't cunning enough to think of anything overly elaborate. Besides, the yaoi sticker is basically a huge sign screaming "I AM NOT CHRIS".