Let's Zap to the Extreme!

[CosmicSmugleaf23459]

Chris... this has to be the least consistent art in your comic ever. He can't even mantain his own "style" (if it can be called that).

[Ultra Bidoof]

GYAH, HE TOOK UBOA? WHAT THE FFFF... wait, why is uboa's face on the front of a frikkin car/monster/mutant/thingamajig/idk/fdsafs anyway... that whole peter griffin style thing just... looks like someone threw up on a page, let a few ants crawl on it, then dry cleaned it and then interpreted that as the 'plot' to that section.

He actually doesn't know about Uboa and the whole thing was an accident. This was the image he was trying to trace in the third pannel btw.



And this was the original version.




One last thing hit Chris before the trolling. I don't remember if I mentioned it but the Parappa contest happened and Chris tried to cheat like crazy, convinced that if he won Megan would put out. He tried to disqualify three of the videos, stuffed the ballot box, tried to get other people to help him stuff the box, and even tried to enact some scheme that involved a fake results page hailing him as the winner and the actual winners as runner-ups(don't ask how that was supposed to work it doesn't make any sense).

A few months later, on 26 October 2007, Chris was mentioned on SA by a goon who discovered his Sonichu business cards in the PVCC library in 2004ish. Shortly afterwards 4chan caught word and Sonichu(along with Chris) became a meme on /v/. Four days later, the troll known as Evan decided to send Chris some of 4chan's fanart to see how he'd react.

Their correspondence is on the CWCki page entitled "Masturbating and Squritin'".

Needless to say 4chan exploded with laughter. The ED page on Chris was created by Howellgames around the start of November to store the emails Evan was getting from Chris, as well as some riffing on Sonichu.

A lot of crazy crap started to happen at once. At first, apparently not understanding ED, Chris made this video in an attempt to get the ED article rewritten to "better reflect his person". In the process he revealed multiple embarassing details about himself, which only made the page bigger.

I'm asking as an innocent victim of misunderstanding, just take down your web pages, or edit them to positively better reflect my feelings as an individual

Three days later a picture of Goatse was added to his ED article. Chris snapped and started trying to vandalize his ED page. I'll go into that later.

Around the time he finished Sonichu 7, Megan severed all contact with him because he posted his personal Rule 34 of her on ED. Chris was unhappy.

During all of this, Chris was trying to write Sonichu 7. The issue took him nearly a full year and a half to complete due to stress.

[Supaaku]

THE BASKETBALL DIMENSION

[Boj]

He actually doesn't know about Uboa and the whole thing was an accident. This was the image he was trying to trace in the third pannel btw.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4505/sammycar.th.png

oh ok, how the heck did it end up like that XD

[DoNotDelete]

What the fuck is going on with the Family Guy version of Chris now?

Oh sweet mercy what the Hell is going on with any of this.

[Saint_007]

See, this is the hilarious part about Sonichu: the metahumor about how fucked up CWC is.

Anyways, I'm not a fan of Family Guy (more of a Simpsons devotee), but the way I see it, Chris-Chan is trying to gain more fame this way. By having McFarlane do the CWC's sketch (which I doubt he ever will), Chris can gain even more fame by saying "Hey! Look at me! I'm such hot shit I even write for McFarlane!" I know everybody's probably understood this by now, it's just that CWC is a massive fame whore.

Why isn't Chris in a reality show again? I mean, we have reality shows about where several girls line up to see who gets in Flava Flave's pants! It's not like reality shows have any actual standard, just throw Chris in with the other whiners and get him to shut up already.

[Airigh]

So apparently Magi and Sonichu just hang out with each other a lot.

...HOMOEROTIC OVERTONEEEES.

[Ultra Bidoof]

He actually doesn't know about Uboa and the whole thing was an accident. This was the image he was trying to trace in the third pannel btw.

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/4505/sammycar.th.png

oh ok, how the heck did it end up like that XD

He saw it on ED and then his artistic ability happened.

[Syobon]

Burghl, I almost barfed. That was pretty daisies bad. Also, I find my self looking forward as much to Ultra Bidoof's explanation's as to Zang's updates.

...wait....so chris imaginably acts out scenarios with different characters in his head?

I, uh, do this as well.

[Explotaro]

I think Daniel Tosh should give Chris a web redemption.....but then freak Chris out by dressing in drag.

[Verom]

Peter chris is a more accurate version of himself than he usually draws himself

[HisanTakura]

Jesus, I just read the Kasey's Father call and oh my god it was righteous. Sadly he won't take a single second of it to heart.

[vealin99]

Burghl, I almost barfed. That was pretty daisies bad. Also, I find my self looking forward as much to Ultra Bidoof's explanation's as to Zang's updates.

...wait....so chris imaginably acts out scenarios with different characters in his head?

I, uh, do this as well.

it's not so bad if your more social than chris

[Ultra Bidoof]

I think Daniel Tosh should give Chris a web redemption.....but then freak Chris out by dressing in drag.

Been suggested before. The answer is no.

See, this is the hilarious part about Sonichu: the metahumor about how fucked up CWC is.

Anyways, I'm not a fan of Family Guy (more of a Simpsons devotee), but the way I see it, Chris-Chan is trying to gain more fame this way. By having McFarlane do the CWC's sketch (which I doubt he ever will), Chris can gain even more fame by saying "Hey! Look at me! I'm such hot shit I even write for McFarlane!" I know everybody's probably understood this by now, it's just that CWC is a massive fame whore.

Why isn't Chris in a reality show again? I mean, we have reality shows about where several girls line up to see who gets in Flava Flave's pants! It's not like reality shows have any actual standard, just throw Chris in with the other whiners and get him to shut up already.

1. You overestimate Chris. He's about as sharp as mashed potatoes and has an ego the size of Everest. He already thinks he's world famous and has over a billion fans(I'm not exaggerating), and that there's just some minor threshold he needs to cross to start making cheddar. At one point he suggested that Shigeru Miyamoto would be more eager to meet him than the other way around.

2. He's not a fame whore, he's a recognition whore.

3. His life is already a reality show.

[Ganelon]

3. His life is already a reality show.

I'd call it more of a Safari cruise, myself. Despite the very stark detail afforded to the viewers, plenty of what goes on behind the scenes is left unexplored due to proximity concerns. It also fits the theme of morbid fascination more than a reality show, which is usually enjoyed because of more... intentional forms of entertainment. We're not so much watching Chris demean himself for our enjoyment as we are studying him, really. He would have to consider his own actions demeaning for it to be a reality show, which he clearly doesn't.

Additionally, I would wager that he behaves more like an animal than any other human that any of us knows. Desperate, unfeeling compulsion to reproduce? Aggressive tendencies towards all male competition, regardless of circumstance? Extremely territorial? Little to no capacity for intelligent reasoning? I could easily argue that the last point is even worse than that of an animal. Look at how many of his "sweethearts" have been trolls. Lab rats have demonstrated better pattern-matching skills than he has.

It all fits. All of it.