AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ultra Bidoof wrote:This guy.

Fixed the link for you.

Actually not me. Sent mine around Monday and now awaiting a second reply.

If Mr. Dash wasn't lying they've already refused and there's nothing they'll be able to do. If not they will refuse and then demand that Chris explain, and he'll tell them some stupid incoherent lie and they'll believe it if he's lucky.

Hi all. New poster here.

I don't know why I'm doing this. Really, I don't. A longtime fan of Katie's comics, finding them quite funny on occasion, and what's the first thing I do when I sign up on her forum?

I post about god-daisies Chris-Chan. What the hell is wrong with me?! Seriously, the guy's become a bile fascination ever since I started reading this thread. I mean... wow. Talking about the ultimate in human trash.

Though here's a video you might enjoy:

Chris-Chan gets NC'ed

A little background: the Nostalgia Critic is guy behind 5 Second Movies (on Youtube, now defunct), and currently has his own site with a bunch of other people: thatguywiththeglasses.com. They review movies, video games, comics, the works.

I'm guessing the NC doesn't know about Chris-Chan, but the above video is very funny - and satisfying.

Goddamn, I really want to watch that because it's either hilarious or full of fail. But, I'm out of broadband :(.

It's pretty funny.

Hint: Any video that ends with CWC's head getting blown off is rarely bad.

Anyways, there's something quite a few pages back that caught my attention; something minor, but irks me nonetheless. Basically when an Iranian fan (presumably a girl) told Chris-Chan that she'll be executed for reading his comic.

Uh...

Trust me; Iranian law is pretty darn strict. But if a website is illegal, wouldn't they block it out at the ISP? But what takes the cake is her name

Rachid Ali Abu.

That's like having an Irish girl named Hans Sean O. No, really. Aside from the fact that it's Arabic, not Persian (which can be excused because of cultural osmosis), Rachid is a male name, and Abu means "father of", so you can see it's not really a full name in itself. Which can only mean 'she' was made up by a troll who couldn't be bothered to do any research.

Rant over, sorry.

Still, it can't hold a candle to the fact that Chris-Chan's only response to a girl being sentenced to death is 'pitiful'. Probably because she probably wasn't a pretty white girl like he'd like.

EDIT: My bad. It's Abdul, not Abu. But 'Abdul' means 'servant of', usually in a context like Abdul-Rahim (servant of The Most Merciful) Abdul-Karim (servant of The Most Generous), basically attached to a description of God or Allah. On its own, it means nothing.

The promise of NC got me to watch a Chris-chan video.

Only NC could do that. Only NC.

Saint, your last post instantly made me respect you. I like guys who know their stuff. I hope you stick around.

Well, I need to be honest; I'm Arab, Jordanian to be precise. So me knowing Arabic is pretty much a given. Still, I'll be sure to keep my posts on topic and to be careful not to make a fool of myself. And yeah, this forum seems like a nice place, so hopefully, I'll stick around.

That NC vs Chris-chan video was pretty good.

Now I want to watch old NC videos...

Yeah, I understand the feeling; you wander around this thread, reading about CWC in increasing morbid fascination that any *good* source of entertainment is a lifesaver.

I'm not saying this thread is awful; quite the contrary, it's hilarious and the guys here have a good sense of humor. It's the subject matter that sucks.

Kiyske wrote:Oh Liquid

I miss Liquid.

Listening to the Alec Benson Leary calls and oh my god this shit is gold. He's my favorite guy now.

Edit: Holy shiiit, his voice kinda sounds like Noah's from TribeTwelve. Could just be a slight similarity and not the same guy though.

So I was reading through the thead and well...

Try holding your pen like that.
Just try.

I don't know how.