Let's Zap to the Extreme!

[Exeres]

That was a shitty joke.

[Ultra Bidoof]

So I lurk all over this thread for reasons I've yet to fully understand, and it's finally come back to haunt me. I was dreaming last night that Zelda had been kidnapped and Link was looking for clues in her house. He went outside and Chris-chan was standing in the middle of the road. So he grabbed the nearest weapon - a plunger - and proceeded to beat the crap out of him.

Surprisingly the most confounding part of the whole thing was the resulting unintentional pun.

I think I remember someone having a dream where Chris hired Snape to murder one of his friends and he had to track them both down.

[Uncle_Brainhorn]

Thankfully, I've never had a dream with Chris in it.
Sadly, now that I've said that, I probably will.

[Zang]

Oh, look at that, Zang is posting another long booty post. You know what that means

A Zap to the Extreme Update. Time for you legal folk to grab the nearest alcoholic beverage, and the rest of you, just grab a gallon of brain bleach and try to stay calm.



We start of today's update with A lovely poster of Chris's band! Now we can all own a copy of our very own "Christian and the Hedgehog Boys" CD!Because we all know how great of a singer Chris is.

But, better hurry before they're all gone!



bla bla bla most of you probably tl;dr'd

we all KNOW what happened last time, Chris. I'm still having nightmares.

Also if you take a moment to reflect on the content of this page, you'll notice that Walsh has grown a little mustache there. Kinda awkward location on the face for a stache, but whatever bro.



What.

The dog wasn't even IN the last episode. She didn't EXIST yet. So you're telling me that the dog episode actually happened between these two comics?

Like, everyone was like "woa, hold up. let's take a break" and just stood there the entire time, while Chris ran back into the real world, got the dog, and walked all the way back here?

Godammit chris.

And what's with the dialogue here? "behold the power of the well trusted dog?"

who the fuck says that? how can you trust a dog? like, to keep your secrets? to not take a shit on the carpet i mean what.

also that dude looks way too close to magi-chan come on chris have a little originality


and then i remembered all of his characters are sonic recolors.



What. what the hell happened to her chest.

the shit is wrong with her ribcage? it looks like the bones in her torso just did 90 turn.



woa what the fuck

her

what in the hell is wrong with her body.

she looks like a PANK super mutant i mean how does that even.


THAT SONOFABITCH

you just ruined FUCKING TEAM ROCKET.

YOU BASTARD.



so much shit wrong with this picture I don't even know where to start.


Okay first of all what the shit? I thought we were out on the streets fighting like ONE panel ago.

Shaky knee? that doesnt mean you're stressed you dumb bitch it means your restless.

Crystal.....balls.

haha what


HOLY MOTHER OF GOD what is wrong with his head


I mean shit son. Did Chris not, while drawing this, ever think to himself, "hey, this head is the size of all of the other hedgehog's bodies. OH WELL"

I mean how does that even happen.



Okay I'm pretty sure that convo was much more painful than biting down on a nail.

That...that is NOT how conversations work you thick headed fucktard.


"Man that was kinda fishy"


"SPEAKING OF FISH MY DICK KINDA SMELLS LIKE FISH LATELY OLOLOOLO"

NO.



Okay let me just take a second to point out how fucking annoying it is to have characters imply that the things Chris thinks are true are true.

And I mean, really? Complimenting Chris on how CEWL he is? You have to MAKE UP friends. That's just kinda sad really.

but then we all remember that the reason Chris is like this is because he's a lazy, homophobic, sexist, stereotyping bag of shit that he is.



OH look at that. Seven magical objects with differenciating colors. where have we seen that before.

I mean can you simply NOT come up with anything relatively original? Come on, everyone has a LITTLE creativity.

also haha what.












Hawt.




waiit a second...A wizard putting a princess to sleep, upon which only magical objects can awaken her?



and dat outfit....




yep.



WOA WHAT

WHY


WHY ARE YOU TAKING THEM WITH YOU TO CHECK OUT YOUR DOWNSTAIRS

WHAT




oh. OH.

downstairs as in...down...stairs...

-ehem-




this new green guy is a hardass, dude. I like him



OH GOD HE'S MORPHING AGAIN


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALDK;AGKLJ;A;


WHAT IS THIS

I

I DONT EVEN




oh he's that Reverse name guy

laaaaaaaaaame



i....why the fuck is he wearing straps.

chris and his gay porn. tsk.



..."my fantasies blow vastly towards my opposite gender"

what the fuck?

so...you're saying...your FANTASIES are blown towards your opposite's gender?

YOU WERE HOPING HE TURNED INTO A GIRL?


WHAT

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH




...the score on what?



...they have to close their eyes an cross their arms just to think? it takes THAT much effort?


Oh god. BubblesxBlachu


we'll discuss that on a later day. huehuehuehuehuehue



Okay now i kinda like this Nat guy. pretty much a hardass in every aspect of the word.

kick his booty, dude!



so cewl



MAN i wish chris would get his booty kicked in a fight for once. But of course, this is not likely to happen seeing the level of his self image.



WOA

hahahah what the fuck is he wearing


is

is that a sex outfit? I'm pretty sure it is.


oh god my lungs.




why are the spreading their legs so much.

haha wow i cant get over that outfit.



oh boy, another archie/dbz ripoff

here we go.



HAH

he kicked him in the dick and the guy laughed at him

such. a. badass.



YES.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO IT.




FINALLY

KILL THE BASTARD ALREADY



HE

HE GOT HIS booty KICKED


HAHAH YES

GO NAT

BEST CHARACTER



oh look

people that probably vaguely remember chris.l how unexpected



man... 25 and never had a date.

that's...that's actually kinda sad.


but then again if he didnt throw things at women to get their attention maybe he would have had some.



wut

okay him explaining shit we dont need to know. moving on



Oh. so he's gay.


well what the fuck is wrong with that you homophobic bastard? ALL GAY PEOPLE WEAR SEX SUITS TO THEIR FIGHTS GUYS

actually I like that character more because he trolled Chris by wearing that shit.

power to ya dude.



and a gamecube advertisement. neat.


AND THATS ALL WE HAVE TODAY.

HOPE TO SEE YOU ALL HERE NEXT TIME, AND UNTIL THEN


LIKE SONICHU ALWAYS SAYS



ZAP TO THE EXTREEEEEME

[CosmicSmugleaf23459]

Honestly, Zang, I was laughing during because of your commentary through all the naitsirhc "fight".

But other than that, this update leaves me again with an even lower level of faith in humanity.

Why so much poorly executed Deus Ex Machina? if you're trying to make a good, competent story, at least use them correctly. what kind of writer are you Chris?

oh wait

[Uncle_Brainhorn]

Page 19. The purple one is staring at me. Staring INTO MY SOUL.

[Verom]

Page 30
you didn't see his legs at first did you?
admit it

[D-vid]

Wut. Balls.

[DoNotDelete]

Page 30
you didn't see his legs at first did you?
admit it

I didn't see his legs at first.

Chris needs a greater variety of felt-tip pen colours.

[Kiyske]

I love how Chris has no idea how a normal conversation plays out.

ALSO

We tried every Spell, Trap and Trainer Abilities we had...but it was no use.

I'm just gonna point out the obvious here.

[vealin99]

I'm just gonna point out the obvious here.

that card is extremely redundant

[Zink]

Your commentary has gotten far better since the first update, Zang. Nice improvement.

[vealin99]

zang didn't upload 2 pages right


the thing about these pages is that they both end in 8 and are divisible by 4
oh wait thats not it
it's that chris is a sick motherfucker

[Dire_Bear]

I get all hot and bothered every time Darkbind talks about his balls.

[Dragoon]

We shouldn't have told you about CD-i, Zang.