AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:I've had dogs. I've dealt with their death. The loss of a friend that close is devastating.

But I've never personified them as anthropomorphic canine-people and fell in love with them.

Jesus tittyfucking Christ.

He actually drew his "Ilovusomuch" face on her.



That's actually the face all women wear around him, by the way. Chris thinks it means love for some reason. Personally I think it's because he can't fathom the idea of a woman thinking he's not attractive.

Ultra Bidoof wrote:But no. He went with:

"DON'T COME TO MY HOUSE THERE'S GHOSTS!"

Jeese, i thought it was a joke thing someone wrote... it was kinda funny actually... but now that i know it's being serious... just, wtf

Boj wrote: Jeese, i thought it was a joke thing someone wrote... it was kinda funny actually... but now that i know it's being serious... just, wtf

He was so proud of that story. I'm still partial to the gay sex story he wrote in his introductory post, though.

Ultra Bidoof wrote:

Boj wrote: Jeese, i thought it was a joke thing someone wrote... it was kinda funny actually... but now that i know it's being serious... just, wtf

He was so proud of that story. I'm still partial to the gay sex story he wrote in his introductory post, though.

...wat

He was trying to blend in. It was also his own idea.

It's also one of the better things he'd ever written.

Zang wrote:Iownthesamehat -cough-

Assuming you don't wear it often or at all, just kind something you keep around from childhood, even then, lets say you do.
You still aren't a lumbering, how ever old he is now, man child living in your own fantasy land

Ultra Bidoof wrote:He was trying to blend in. It was also his own idea.

It's also one of the better things he'd ever written.

I'm probably gunna regret this but do you have a link

Oh god, that one. It's awesomely horrible to witness.

Kiyske wrote:Ask and you shall receive, brother.

Chris is the worst troll
really.

Ultra Bidoof wrote:
Hilarity ensued.

It's kind of obvious Chris wrote that. How long was it until someone called him out on it?

Someone probably noticed right away.

Chris-chan's writing style is...unique, to put it in the nicest terms.

Haha, that's so hilariously bad.

Chris-chan amuses when he's not being disgusting.

Kiyske wrote:Ask and you shall receive, brother.

Nachalnik wrote: It's kind of obvious Chris wrote that. How long was it until someone called him out on it?

People were on to him after he wrote an article a month or two prior.