AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Ultra Bidoof wrote: She doesn't have it rough at all. She's just an ordinary dean who once had a retard try to hex her. And at one point she had to remind him that he wasn't allowed on campus again.

Besides, titzilla Walsh is basically canon anyway. And she has to be the fanservice provider period or else you are doing it wrong. And ED's Walsh is based on Chris's Walsh, who is loosely based off of his perceptions of the real Walsh, so it's different.

She's the artist, she has the final say.

Ultra Bidoof wrote:blah blah blah titzilla blah

For the last fucking time, no. No fanservicey old ladies.

Ganelon wrote:I'm pretty sure you're confusing Mary Lee Walsh with Slaweel Ryam there, my good sir.

Slaweel might be in the comic as an evil younger sister or something though. You'll have to see if I like you enough to do that.

Airigh wrote:Slaweel might be in the comic as an evil younger sister or something though. You'll have to see if I like you enough to do that.

Oh, I won't ask for more than what you've already offered. I was just pointing out that Chris actually did acknowledge that the real Mary Lee Walsh is just a reasonable old lady instead of some insane witch, hell-bent on creating problems for him and absolutely nobody else. Given how he has a very weak grasp on reality, it's actually quite a surprise that he managed to distinguish the two, however briefly. Much less surprising was his reaction when she predictably didn't care at all about the "apology" after he sent it to her.

There are so many redundant characters in the series that I would consider it justified if you dropped most of them anyways. Especially in this case, as Mary Lee Walsh wouldn't be the primary antagonist, and the reason for Slaweel's existence would no longer be relevant as a result.

Ah, that's fine.

But yeah, Mary's probably going to be a librarianish character. Although she may do something badass at some point.

Besides, call me a hipster if you will, but hate having to do what everyone else has done already. It's just so... tired. I want to write something new and memorable. Even if it is memorable for it's lack of titzilla.

Besides, we already have a hipzilla in Bubbles. I could theoretically make her breasts bigger if it's THAT much of a deal.

SPEAKING OF HIPZILLA



I decided to draw something different! No pixel art or humans.

What do you think?

Also I keep drawing her in that pose. Derp.

Looks very good Airigh! But the feet dont look like they can suport her body very well. Try to make the toes longer or something, like ducks feet, and have them less spread out. It looks like if she started walking she would trip.

Her feet are supposed to be like MLP feet with fish fins attached. I guess I did not convey it correctly?

Airigh wrote:Her feet are supposed to be like my anus is sore feet with fish fins attached. I guess I did not convey it correctly?

Was that a word filter..?

Yes.

Turn wordfilters off, they suck booty.

christ...

Who makes the wordfilters anyway...

I remember that one that replaced "the" with "low priced turkey" or something

Boj wrote:Who makes the wordfilters anyway...

I remember that one that replaced "the" with "low priced turkey" or something

Half-price turkey club, I think it was.

I have a very cheap kind of humor, so I leave the wordfilters on. They crack me up every time .

I make the wordfilters.

Are you not entertained?

Well it's that time again folks



Okay so apparently this issue has something to do with clovers and dogs

Oh God what have I gotten myself into.





seriously what the fuck? So the dog has /feelings/ for his master? Chris chan is into beastiality now?

this will not end well.



so...the dog eats clovers, and an oh so awfully familiar tard comes out looking for her.



Oh god.

chris is using mspaint to edit his pictures

oh god. not only do we have to see shitty drawings, but we also have to look at chris's deformed face. pray for me.



WHY



MY IMAGINATION

In my.....pop flyin' place. There are other upstanding members of society there.

don't you want to be with the rest of them?



okay

my jaw bodaciously dropped.

a twenty seven year old MAN.

this is his room

let that sink in for a second.

now come over here and wat with me.



God daisies it Chris, now you're bastardizing Popeye? you sick fuck.

you know what I find astounding is that he had to have help with this. Someone had to take these pictures.

that means someone supported him doing this.

God daisies it, Virginia.



so he opens up a fucking MAGIC CRAYOLA PORTAL in the middle of his manchild room and they all get sucked in.

and yet I am not at all surprised.




okay what the fuck is going on with his anatomy?

I swear he keeps changing size and shape of every way possible. every panel.

someone stop this mindfuckery.



so apparently Chris has his very own satellite

because NASA just gives any manchild a satellite to do whatever the fuck they want with it.



and chris adds in another one of his stalking victims to his comic.

fucking lol'd.



okay so I was right. Chris totally has fallen for his dog.

for his goddamn dog

I mean I think his morals go about as far as "if it's got a vajayjay, i'm good."



and as you have guessed, this character/episode is inspired by Chris's dead dog.


now, at first sight, this makes chris appear almost human.


until you read the conversations he's had where he compares someones dead relative to him losing his dog.




that's all for now folks! see you next time.

and like sonichu always says:


let's zap to the extreme!