AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I can barely tell what the fuck is going on anymore. You also gotta love how the other sonichus did abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

Why are there mouths always off to the side :U

*Before reading*
Yay! Update!
*After reading*
OH GOD WHY

Ok. This was made in mid-2006.

The Chef-bot was apparently supposed to be his CADD teacher from PVCC. Chris portrayed him as Chef because he was black. And he's apparently "evil" because he kept telling Chris things like "No, this is bad, do it over" whenever Chris would work on an assignment in his class. And then fail him when he couldn't do anything right. And then he failed his project, which was apparently a design for his imaginary mall.

The reason for the disclaimer with Rosechu was, well...Megan found out about the pages. It didn't end well and she was shocked that Chris kept drawing her in a miniskirt and tried a panty shot and tried to make it look like she was even interested in him in the slightest. Chris being Chris, just apologized, tossed in the disclaimer, and thought "Wow, she's saying she doesn't like me at all! THAT MEANS SHE LOVES ME! FICTION SAYS SO! I'M GETTING CLOSER TO SEX, WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

What bothers me the most is the cover. Crystal is supposed to be...well, to be blunt she's either his stupid imaginary sister or his stupid imaginary daughter. Either way he so hated the idea of his Sue losing so much he wrote off a lesser Sue.

Chris really really really hates the idea of his characters being incapacitated/defeated/killed/in the wrong, by the way.

The Willow Witch wrote:Why are there mouths always off to the side :U

Because that's how they draw them in Sonic and Chris can't think of drawing them in any other way.

You know, this series just might have been readable (and by that I mean I could have read this without my lower intestine and my spinal cord teaming up in an attempt to leap out through my ears and cover my eyes), had that goddamn narcissist left himself and his pathetic excuse for a personal life out of the comics.

I missed this garbage almost.

Sir Real wrote:You know, this series just might have been readable (and by that I mean I could have read this without my lower intestine and my spinal cord teaming up in an attempt to leap out through my ears and cover my eyes), had that goddamn narcissist left himself and his pathetic excuse for a personal life out of the comics.

But then it would just be a run of the mill bad Sonic fancomic. Chris's narcissism is what makes Sonichu an especially bad comic.

Chris-chan wrote:*CHRS-CHAN PURE-JOLT LANCE*

... He can't even spell his own name right . Wtf


Also, the drawing by Megan, why does the sailor look kind of okay but the moon she's sitting on is absolute crap?

Syobon wrote:

Chris-chan wrote:*CHRS-CHAN PURE-JOLT LANCE*

... He can't even spell his own name right . Wtf


Also, the drawing by Megan, why does the sailor look kind of okay but the moon she's sitting on is absolute crap?

She probably copy/traced it, and drew the moon herself.

Zang wrote:

wtf, in the 5th panel, does she have a walrus' flipper for a hand there

Oh hey, it's Naitsirhc. He hasn't shown up in a while.

Boj wrote:

Panties wrote:

wtf, in the 5th panel, does she have a walrus' flipper for a hand there

The best part of the comic is looking at what emotions the faces convey and comparing them to the emotion Chris thinks they convey.

Also in watching Chris try to draw humans.

Sir Real wrote:You know, this series just might have been readable (and by that I mean I could have read this without my lower intestine and my spinal cord teaming up in an attempt to leap out through my ears and cover my eyes), had that goddamn narcissist left himself and his pathetic excuse for a personal life out of the comics.

That's what I am DOING.

:V

Airigh wrote:

Sir Real wrote:You know, this series just might have been readable (and by that I mean I could have read this without my lower intestine and my spinal cord teaming up in an attempt to leap out through my ears and cover my eyes), had that goddamn narcissist left himself and his pathetic excuse for a personal life out of the comics.

That's what I am DOING.

:V

I know. It sounds far more appealing than Sonichu. I'm really looking forward to seeing more about it.

Honestly, a writer putting him/herself in a story alongside his/her own characters rarely works. I admit, I did it too when I was about ten years old. But at least I didn't make myself into an inaccurately well-liked person who the characters referred to as daddy. In fact, I kind of portrayed myself as this cruel little sadist who loved to toy with my characters' lives. They kind of hated my guts, but you can't really blame them for that, considering how I kind of dropped anvils and other heavy objects on their heads on a regular basis. Hooray for factoids about my personal life that nobody gives a daisies about!

What a kooky world

What a kooky world indeed Ms. Walsh.