AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Speaking of Dickens, Chris apparently stuck his dick in the snow in Febuary 2010 during the Jackass 3D hype.

Nobody made him do it.

Ultra Bidoof wrote:Speaking of Dickens, Chris apparently stuck his dick in the snow in Febuary 2010 during the Jackass 3D hype.

Nobody made him do it.

So did I. What's the big deal?

Exeres wrote:So did I. What's the big deal?

Simple: He's Chris. You're not.

I refuse to live in a world where I can't randomly stick my dick in the snow.

I just read the BlueSpike chat-logs, Julie Reveals Herself, and PS3 pages.

My face the entire time:

let's spot the difference

well this looks okay

and this looks like someone didn't do their research on thus topic whatsoever

Um, where's that from? I'm guessing Chris posted the second one on his webpage or something?

Kind of sad. Ok, very sad. Chris made at least two extra PSN accounts to give his own Autism Tutorial levels overwhelmingly positive reviews.

Just....why? Why doesn't he just fucking stop posting shit?

I don't know, but I died on this.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Wendy's

Worked at Wendy's for a month and a half, and was fired for scaring a small child.

Jesus...that terrifying Donald Duck Impression.

When's there going to be an update?

Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:Kind of sad. Ok, very sad. Chris made at least two extra PSN accounts to give his own Autism Tutorial levels overwhelmingly positive reviews.

This isn't something new for Chris. He's been fakeposting on his own sites ever since he made the first Sonichu site in 2000-ish. But back then people actually replied. So he's super ronery.

and then i returned

LAST TIME ON ZAP TO THE EXTREME



WE WERE LEFT WITH A SIDEWAYS PIECE OF SHIT

YOU TURN YOUR HEAD? GUESS WHAT CHRIS WINS .



Dear God he's bastardized South Park now too.

Time for Capital punishment. Chef will surely crush them all.

Also shouldnt he be in a Vadar suit?



okay all I could make of this is Chef is a robot and he has a boner.

also the floor is made of chains. what.

"you are far too puny to grab my tail and spin me around and knock me into the bombs!"

Chris you monster.



I...I think they got knocked over and then some boomerang came out of nowhere and they were pop flyin' to see this.


seriously the fuck is goin on?



Oh look sailor girl and Purple Bastard thing is back! cool beans, let's get this show on the road.


...Magagi. best character he's ever made, no?

actually he probably stole her but whatever.



Seriously I love how all the characters compliment Chris as often as possible.

gee golly Chris sure is smart

Chris sure is awesome

Chris sure got a smokin gal

Chris so imaginative


oh wait he's is/does none of that.



What the fuck are they even shooting at? a black circle? the fuck?

OH LOOKS LIKE WALSH HAS GOT ONE ON HIM

PLEASE BE FATAL.





dat panel six



God what the fuck?

"he who's name is reverse"

is that even english what the hell

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wait what?

here's an idea: just kill chris or seal him away or whatever

no dont you let him out you bitch seal that sick fuck up.

dont

you



Okay So apparently Crystal threw Meg out before she could be sealed away.

somewhat noble. A moment of silence perhaps.


whatthefuckamikidding, that was a character made by Chris

not a single fuck was given that day.



wait....is....is Chris smiling?


he's fucking smiling!

you sick bastard!

and what is with the blue moles on his cheeks

you disgust me.



AUGH FUCK GET THAT BITCH OUT OF MY FACE



SHIT THAT'S EVEN WORSE

A PANTY SHOT THATS EVEN WORSE

GOD I AM NAUSEATED NOW

LIKE SERIOUSLY



wait a minute....


something....something bad happened to one of the Characters?


Is he.....is he adding...conflict to his story?


the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck?



This is the next page. I am confus and sick to my stomach. like i'm not even joking



so apparently RL Megan drew this for him...

that.....that's not that bad I guess.

whatever, the fact that it's surrounded by Chris-chan-ness nulls any quality that it may have had.


Thats all for now. Zap to the extreme.


dear God i need to vomit.