Let's Zap to the Extreme!

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Wishing something is okay, as long as you don't actually do anything. But is it worth the effort to wish death on him? Let's compare him to some other hated things. Also trees.

On the list of positive things...
Trees provide fruit, shelter for wild animals, air, and countless more while alive.
Mosquitoes feed fish, frogs, birds, and probably some other animals.
Horse shit is good fertilizer.
Chris provides nothing.

On the downside list, he and mosquitoes are both health hazards. He gets paid tax cheddar for nothing. He is highly disturbing.
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I read that thinking "flutter shy would say these things, except for the word shit"
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Well, the other choice of words was manure, but that didn't exemplify the uselessness of Chris.
Also, I sounded like Fluttershy? Yay.
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I hate to derail the thread here but I was reading the My Little Pony discussion a few pages back.

Whoever creates the wordfilters is the greatest person alive.


So, does anyone know what our favorite autistic hero has done in celebration of his Love Day?
"Thank you, and, as always..."

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Seriously guys, he's just an idiotic asshole. If we have to kill all of those, we'd probably decimate the world population (even though yes, he is probably one of the most extremely idiotic around).

He really should be under professional supervision though, I think it's been aptly shown that neither his parents nor himself can adequately care for him.

Also, if his parents do die, he'll probably die in a pile of his own filth within the month. Not hatin', just making a projection.

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If his parents died, he'd have no choice but to be sent to a special needs facility, or an asylum, or wherever else people who can't function in society are sent to. He simply does not possess the responsibility--or the ability--to take care of himself.

Hey, if he does get sent to a home, then maybe he would finally get his behavior diagnosed. I'm pretty sure he's got a mental illness, and not just autism like he says he has. Something really socially debilitating.
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Guyperson wrote:Wishing something is okay, as long as you don't actually do anything. But is it worth the effort to wish death on him? Let's compare him to some other hated things. Also trees.

On the list of positive things...
Trees provide fruit, shelter for wild animals, air, and countless more while alive.
Mosquitoes feed fish, frogs, birds, and probably some other animals.
Horse shit is good fertilizer.
Chris provides nothing.

On the downside list, he and mosquitoes are both health hazards. He gets paid tax cheddar for nothing. He is highly disturbing.
Oh, Chris provides stuff. It's just that none of it is any good.

Check that: he does provide an excellent emotional punching bag.
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Cori wrote:If his parents died, he'd have no choice but to be sent to a special needs facility, or an asylum, or wherever else people who can't function in society are sent to. He simply does not possess the responsibility--or the ability--to take care of himself.

Hey, if he does get sent to a home, then maybe he would finally get his behavior diagnosed. I'm pretty sure he's got a mental illness, and not just autism like he says he has. Something really socially debilitating.
Um. Last I checked, autism was a mental illness. And a pretty serious one at that (though there are a lot of variations). Unless you prefer to call it a disorder or something, whatever floats your boat.

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Mental illnesses and disorders are usually the same thing. Kind of like you're not allowed to say 'special needs' people are retarded. 'Disorder' has become the more socially correct term. Really, they aren't ill at all. Autism is a disorder of neural development.
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Autism can be dealt with, and most people with autism can become very active and social people in their community.

Whatever Chris-chan has, it's much worse than any form of autism I've ever seen.
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Autism to the extreeeeeeeeeeeeme.
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I left a message on all of his "tutorials" to look at the CWCki.

He sent me a canned message insulting me. It was pretty sad. I'd post it all but I can only post short messages.
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Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:I can only post short messages.
Uh, what?
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Uncle_Brainhorn wrote:I can only post short messages.
Uh, what?
I can't make posts with a lot of text. Noticeably less than others, for some reason.
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well then just link it
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