AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:33 am**

(shhhhhhhhh, do want the proletariats to hear us? now take your brain bleach cause I'm gonna lay down some sonichu stuffs)
and to re-rail this thread I shall present you- the clown doll

very, very strange indeed

cwcki wrote:The Clown Doll is the unfortunate recipient of a great deal of Chris's rage. The doll is a small, stuffed toy with a red/white suit, white hat, red hair and a white face. Chris does not seem to hold any resentment towards the doll itself, merely using it as an example for those subject to his wrath.
The origins of the doll are unclear, though it is likely Chris has had it since he was a small(er) child. It appears to be a cheap gift a relative might buy for a nephew or grandson as a hasty birthday present. It has been speculated on PVCC threads that it was picked up in a bargain bin somewhere. The true origins are unknown, but he clearly holds less affinity for this toy than he would for his hero, Optimus Prime. The thing you should take away from all this is that he still has a childhood clown doll sitting around his room... yeah.

...Chris is so fucking deranged

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:51 am**

lyrasen wrote:i fail to see what the logic behind "don't tell the depressed and possibly suicidal person that you care for them and don't want them to die, just in case they might only be depressed and seeking attention" but ok whatever

I've seen people manipulated in the way I outlined.

I've also known people to commit suicide to surprise of everybody they knew - even their nearest and dearest thought "They seemed so pop flyin', why would they have taken their own life?"

To use threats of suicide to manipulate people is to me one of the sickest things somebody can do, so I at least try to warn people of the possibility they are being manipulated.

I'm sorry if my apparent complete emotional detachment bothered you - but that's something I've had to learn to do in order to protect myself from being emotionally manipulated.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:50 pm**

Less about attention whores, more about Chris-Chan.

Oh, wait. . .

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:01 pm**

Quite.

There is irony at work here.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:04 pm**

Chris just released some videos via LBP2. The TLDR is that he's bailing on the internet as a whole because he's rustled about internet trolls going after him. He's also rustled that nobody will pay attention to him in real life. Oh also he's rustled at Mary Lee Walsh because she banned him from PVCC and he wants the owner of the Game Place, Michael Snyder, to die in a fire.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:48 pm**

Airigh wrote:Oh, so no one's worried about the guy who runs this thread, the guy who is offline with HIS LAST POSTS RELATING TO HIM WANTING TO COMMIT SUICIDE?

I know I'm late but here are my 2 cents.

Zang is often offline for days at a time. It's not that odd.

Airigh wrote:I'm just worried about Zang.

I'm worried about Zang too, but yelling at everyone for wanting him to do an update won't do anything.

In fact, doing this thread is something Zang enjoys doing. So, if the people around him want him to do something he enjoys, I'm all for it.

Zang is awesome.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:49 pm**

Ultra Bidoof wrote:Chris just released some videos via LBP2. The TLDR is that he's bailing on the internet as a whole because he's rustled about internet trolls going after him. He's also rustled that nobody will pay attention to him in real life. Oh also he's rustled at Mary Lee Walsh because she banned him from PVCC and he wants the owner of the Game Place, Michael Snyder, to die in a fire.

At first I thought that doing a video about Autism in LBP2 was kinda nice of him, and it was well researched.
Then he fucked everything up in the way that only Chris can.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:00 pm**

I don't see why anyone cares about this whole thing. He is either completely mentally disabled or the greatest troll of all time. Either way if he's replied to it's only fanning the flames and causing more bullshit in the future.

In short: who gives a daisying rainbow?

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:04 pm**

Because its amusing, even if it is the biggest troll of all time.

After all, its not MY reputation being destroyed here. its Chris.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:34 pm**

I don't see why anyone cares about this whole thing. He is either completely mentally disabled or the greatest troll of all time. Either way if he's replied to it's only fanning the flames and causing more bullshit in the future.

In short: who gives a daisying rainbow?

This has been said before, but it's like watching a train wreck: horrifying, but you can't look away.

No, I kid, he's just incredibly hilarious.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:36 pm**

Chris-chan is like a fascinating, newly discovered species of animal. Even if his behavior is bewildering and repulsive, you are compelled to continue your study until you know everything you can about him.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:43 pm**

Cori, don't do it.

We'll lose you to insanity.

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:46 pm**

BUT I MUST

I MUST COMPLETE MY RESEARCH

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:50 pm**

If you release it to the world, everything will go into chaos!

Order will slowly decay as people lose their minds!

Chris-chan is a virus and must be cut off!

Posted: **Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:52 pm**

BUT KNOWLEDGE IS POWER

IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD

I MUST PASS ON ALL THAT I HAVE LEARNED

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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