Ultra Bidoof wrote:Ok, time to explain this shit.
At some point, Chris somehow found out that IRL Sarah left IRL Wes. He also found out that she married some guy named William Spicer. Since he has to portray William as a Yu-Gi-Oh card, it's generally held that Chris has never met him. And since Comic Chris was essentially attending "in spirit", it's also held that Sarah did not invite Chris to the wedding.
One might interpret the comic as a mental battle between Chris's jealousy(though projected onto Wes) and Chris's...whatever makes him feel justified in allowing Sarah to make her own choices even if it means getting hurt in the process. But the only real reason Chris is okay with this is that he had been exchanging emails with Megan Schroder for seven months prior to drawing the comic. So it's more like "The part of Chris that wants to fuck Sarah" verses "The part of Chris that wants to bone Megan".
In case you are wondering, yes. Megan liked to make terrible OCs as well. She also mainly used Chris to make him buy her stuff(mostly ANIMUKAWAIIDESUNEEE~ crap, but she apparently had a Nazi fetish and made him buy photos of Wehrmacht soldiers off of eBay). She appears as a Sailor Scout because they both liked the show (no Megan was in her twenties too when Chris latched onto her), and Megagi is only there because Chris found out about her OC problem.
Her IRL self kept rebuking Chris's advances(and there were advances, of the creepy stalker kind). Chris, for some reason, decided that they were destined lovers. He seems to think that Megan was simply unable to admit his feelings for him(represented by her comic self being like this) when in fact she has none and in fact beat him over the head with this fact repeatedly(represented by her animal sidekick reacting poorly to his stalker behavior).
I personally think he came to this conclusion because of his insane belief that real life works the same way as fiction. Unfortunately his exposure to fiction consists of terrible romantic comedies, harem/ecchi ANIMUKAWAIIDESUNEEE~, and sitcoms where fat idiots somehow stay married despite their constant fuckups. As a result, he came to the conclusion that Megan was the kind of girl who'd be like "WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP OKAY *smooch* I DON'T fart *smooch* I HATE YOU SO MUCH". In fact that was exactly what was happening except it was Chris doing the facebattling and he kind of didn't realize that his behavior changed the meaning of her words to "STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME YOU FREAK".
Oh, by the way Panties he actually does own an IRL duel disk thingy. He brought it to the Game Place(the hobby store that he and Megan frequented so they could play children's card games). The reason it found it's way into the comic was due to the fact that Chris got into ANIMUKAWAIIDESUNEEE~ sometime a year before the comic and Megan was already a weeaboo.
Also because he got into ANIMUKAWAIIDESUNEEE~ he started trying to draw in that style. Get used to it.
I think they could make a great film out of Chris' life actually, I'm not even kidding.
A drama with some dark comedy about a man struggling to beat his own incompetence, and failing miserably.
Now all we need to do is wait until he dies so that he can't claim any compensations from the film or stuff.
