Let's Zap to the Extreme!

[Caiman]

You can comment, rate, and see flagged things, for one. I dunno, I think it's worth it. Every now and then I see a video I just HAVE to favourite, or someone telling someone else something I just HAVE to correct, or a comment I just HAVE to thumbs up...yanno? I didn't think I'd have a use for one either but now that I have one I use it o:

[FireflyYoshi]

Whatever, I just wanna see the panel. Whether I get a Youtube account or not is another thing altogether.

[Boj]

creepy frikken sonic totem thing

holy crap that is terrifying

[Airigh]

I keep imagining that totem summoning the legions of the undead.

[Syobon]

It takes like 1min. to make an account dude. But it's up to you I guess.

[Zang]

SO GUYS, THAT PUNKASS SCENE KID DIDN'T DO SHIT.

I, according to someone who was talking to him, "wasn't worth his time."

ha. But yea, unless I go into one of my psychotic rampages I usually don't fight, haven't really been in fights, and apparently this guy has been in a few.Either way, I can't wait till I catch his booty in a parkin lot.


all redneck fighting shit aside, IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN,



That's right children. gather 'round for another huge dose of mind fuckery.

so It would appear that dear Mary has grown to inhumane, and disproportionate at that, sizes. Now if you observe closely, the tumor will grow, but you will notice that Chris is trapped inside of a....a mickey mouse portrait? I'm not sure how that is supposed to look evil, I mean sure Disney is a huge booty company but that doesn't exactly strike me as dreadful.

But I guess the Minnie mouse from his childhood vacation refused to give him a BJ on the spot, and knowing Chris, that would be enough to label something as evil. That's what I'm going by, anyway.



aaaand the first page has absolutely nothing to do with That. Now, you'll notice that he uses the term, "Guest Star", and that he will be "playing" the part of William Spicer.

what the fuck? So, this yugio card is an actor for some guy that has probably never talked to you before? Comics need actors? I swear it's like you have to let your brain try to kill itself to understand his logic.



AUGH WHAT THE FUCK

Steady..steaaady. okay. I've got this.

what the fuck okay no I do not have this. What the fuck is wrong with this room? I swear I clicked a link and it's like I'm having an acid trip. Why is that guy not colored in? why is he marrying the goddamn flower girl? Is that supposed to be a stage?

wait...Is that- is that a RECORD player? What, you mean this church doesn't have a piano? and they didn't buy a normal stereo, but instead either pulled that thing out of the basement, or went to a fucking antique store.

Also there apparently seems to be a wobbly column, just sitting there, for the preacher to lean on I guess.And what's with the preacher I mean he's reading the vows with his eyes closed

I mean the fuck is this?

Oh God this is only the second page. No wonder what's gonna happen on the next-



uugh. what? Okay so the guy that tried to kill Chris is back? Thank God, I thought I would have to put up with Chris's character the ENTIER COMEC.

but wait he's jealous of this guy now? who the fuck is the groom anyway? Man this is getting weirder every page.



Oh God. So Chris fell in love with some sailor moon sex doll. son of a bitch.

and go figure he would compare love to friggin chocolate.



Okay honestly I have no idea. So apparently he has one of those arm things from that yugio GX series or whatever? I think? and this is useful because...why?

and I'm guessing Sarah is the small person from earlier. Hell if I know.



Oh goddammit Chris, didn't you even read SOME of Scott McCloud's Making Comics? Of course you didn't, you uncultured swine.

clarity is key god daisies it.

fuck it, let's just assume he got trapped.



You have friends?

Nope.jpg



DOO DA DERP



So while Chris goes on with his hallucinations and card obsessions, Wes asks a question that we've all been wondering.



ahlgahlgahlgahlgahlgahlgahlg



heh, okay I like this guy. so blunt.



yeaaaaaah, go WESSSSSS.



Oh look the retard woke up.

Is he still trying to use that cardgame bullshit? what?



You know, I have no doubt in my mind that Chris actually bought one of those arm things. No doubt at all.



Okay it actually took me a couple minutes to figure this out. He swapped a rabbit and that chick by using a yugio card thingy.

man he is horrible.





haha what.



Gag. okay Chris you should totally go into Public Speaking I mean this shit is so daisies brilliant.

oh wait no it isn't.



well then. that was...not as diplomatic as should be expected.

yet I am not suprised because this is Chris's logic here.





Nuh-uh. nice try.



..f.....ck..ng...shhh.....t









AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU


Chris Chan, I hope that you fucking read this. You are an absolute moron, just because you draw yourself catching a goddamn boque of flowers doesn't mean you are going to get pussy in any amount of time. I feel sorry for you. I pity you. Not because you're alone, not because you're autistic, but because you are so God damned naiive. Drawing yourself with an anime chick from sailor moon isn't going to get you anywhere in life, and you are damning yourself to solitude by staying in your creepy booty manchild room.

And Virginia isn't for fucking virgins, it just happens to be the place where your idiotic self happened to be born.

Congratulations son, you done cursed Virginia.

That's all for now folks, I've gotta go get mass amounts of al kee hall in my system, stay in school, and like sonichu ALWAYS says,


ZAP


TO THE


EXTREEEEEEEME

[[Citation Needed]]

Read the CHRIS-CHAN SONICHU card.


Something about VIRGIN WITH RAGE.

[Airigh]

http://thedailypos.org/misc/sonichu/Iss ... Page20.jpg

This once's probably the most well drawn page of Chris's that I've ever seen.]

I mean I'm sure he traced that skunk chick, but the pose Wes is in is actually kind of funny. In a ha-ha way.

Also I kept reading LP as FF12's License Points.
So I thought that they were going to buy a bunch of new spells and weapon licenses and stuff.

[Taruta]

The more I read, the less I facepalm, the more I rage at this utter BS. Especially that Virginia for Virgins thing... dear god...

Also total lol at his card that says "Virgin with rage"

[Boj]

ok...? what the hell happened there....
am i the only one not able to follow this XD

[[Citation Needed]]

ok...? what the hell happened there....
am i the only one not able to follow this XD

WEDDING
YU-GI-OH SHIT HAPPENS
VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS
THE END

[Boj]

ok...? what the hell happened there....
am i the only one not able to follow this XD

WEDDING
YU-GI-OH SHIT HAPPENS
VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS
THE END

i STILL don't get it... BUT IT SOUNDS VERY DRAMATIC sorta

[Komodoensis]

I can feel my dick sucking itself into my body at the awful sight of this.

Why do we post this garbage.

[Ultra Bidoof]

Ok, time to explain this shit.

At some point, Chris somehow found out that IRL Sarah left IRL Wes. He also found out that she married some guy named William Spicer. Since he has to portray William as a Yu-Gi-Oh card, it's generally held that Chris has never met him. And since Comic Chris was essentially attending "in spirit", it's also held that Sarah did not invite Chris to the wedding.

One might interpret the comic as a mental battle between Chris's jealousy(though projected onto Wes) and Chris's...whatever makes him feel justified in allowing Sarah to make her own choices even if it means getting hurt in the process. But the only real reason Chris is okay with this is that he had been exchanging emails with Megan Schroder for seven months prior to drawing the comic. So it's more like "The part of Chris that wants to fuck Sarah" verses "The part of Chris that wants to bone Megan".

In case you are wondering, yes. Megan liked to make terrible OCs as well. She also mainly used Chris to make him buy her stuff(mostly anime crap, but she apparently had a Nazi fetish and made him buy photos of Wehrmacht soldiers off of eBay). She appears as a Sailor Scout because they both liked the show (no Megan was in her twenties too when Chris latched onto her), and Megagi is only there because Chris found out about her OC problem.

Her IRL self kept rebuking Chris's advances(and there were advances, of the creepy stalker kind). Chris, for some reason, decided that they were destined lovers. He seems to think that Megan was simply unable to admit her feelings for him(represented by her comic self being like this) when in fact she has none and in fact beat him over the head with this fact repeatedly(represented by her animal sidekick reacting poorly to his stalker behavior).

I personally think he came to this conclusion because of his insane belief that real life works the same way as fiction. Unfortunately his exposure to fiction consists of terrible romantic comedies, harem/ecchi anime, and sitcoms where fat idiots somehow stay married despite their constant fuckups. As a result, he came to the conclusion that Megan was the kind of girl who'd be like "WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP OKAY *smooch* I DON'T LOVE YOU *smooch* I HATE YOU SO MUCH". In fact that was exactly what was happening except it was Chris doing the facebattling and he kind of didn't realize that his behavior changed the meaning of her words to "STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING ME YOU FREAK".

Oh, by the way Panties he actually does own an IRL duel disk thingy. He brought it to the Game Place(the hobby store that he and Megan frequented so they could play children's card games). The reason it found it's way into the comic was due to the fact that Chris got into anime sometime a year before the comic and Megan was already a weeaboo.

Also because he got into anime he started trying to draw in that style. Get used to it.

[Zang]

I can feel my dick sucking itself into my body

oh god my lungs

fucking sig'd