AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm thinking that whenever we post a link to a video in this thread, we give a description of its contents to those not willing to look. Like me.

Guyperson wrote:I'm thinking that whenever we post a link to a video in this thread, we give a description of its contents to those not willing to look. Like me.

the best thing to ever happen at a convention. its sfw

Was that the 'big thing' the trolls were planning all this time?

Coriserai wrote:Was that the 'big thing' the trolls were planning all this time?

prob not.
also it seems chris was up to some shenanagins while he was away...

Coriserai wrote:Was that the 'big thing' the trolls were planning all this time?

No. That's something some other guy tried to do on his own.

HOLY CRAP.

I just saw a friend of mine, and he had the same scars on his head that chris has on the last issue. I was too stunned too mention it, but daisies, wtf?

i need an update.

Syobon wrote:HOLY CRAP.

I just saw a friend of mine, and he had the same scars on his head that chris has on the last issue. I was too stunned too mention it, but daisies, wtf?

how'd it happen

Going to ask next time I see him. Like I said, I was paralysed with amazement(or something). I'm guessing he fell on his head or something though, because he was piss drunk when I saw him.

ok, wonder if he was dog piled by a fat black dude who rubbed his face on the carpet or something

Are there going to be any updates soon?

Ah well, lets tear this to tiny fragments:



Here's my shot at it.

Ok, this is so godawful and retarded. Rosechu's entire head is about the same size as half of Sonichu's fused eyes. Rosechu is talking though a closed mouth. Her visible hand is stubby and rounded. Her tail is really, really hard to see due to Sonichu being the exact same colour but it looks abnormally short and the (normally white) flare and the end is also the eye-melting yellow. It also looks like it is stabbing Sonichu's arm. yayyyyyy
Anyway, Her body is as thick as sonichu's legs and her own legs are flopping like warm plastacine. Her whole body is limp, even her head spines, which are lolling more that successful trolls. The wierd spike erupting from her middle back is sinking in Sonichu's giant hand. Her skirt is also rediulously short and lampshade-like, so it would make it even shorter and sticky-outer than the norm.

END OF PART ONE.

PART TWO



The stubby feet she has are hidden by her ice skate boots. The soles look like they are sticking out and the top of one is crushing her leg. What can be seen of her other arm is behind Sonichu's back, but also looks like is is being crushed under his armpit. ewwww. Also, her tiddies are far too flat to have been drawn by Chris, looking like cancerous lumps instead.

Sonichu is either huge or Rosechu suddendly became bulimic. His feet are splayed out at 180 degree angles (something that is painful) and his legs are spread out, like he is trying to piss. Like Rosechu, his copyright-infringing tail is several times longer than Chris' dick (which I guess is hard to see without a lens or super-zoom camera...I hope) so is very, very short compared to average and the brown base is absent.
Again, it looks like he is wearing ice skates and is in fact standing on a frozen puddle (while holding his girlfriend and everything). His left arm is swollen, while the right arm his shrivelled and dieing (huzzah!) And his torso is massively wider than his non-existent hips, to support his gigantic head, and the head spikes are angled wrong for the head to be in that position. Also, where Rosechu's stubby, fingerless and is touching him, his natural defences have trigger his fused eyes (I know that's Sonic norm, guys) to start melting, seeping out behind his mouth area and below his missing chin.


TL;DR: It SUCKS.

naw, it was pretty good XD

He also can't paper mache



Notice the vast amount of junk in the background


also:


lolwut. Look at Sonichu's eyebrows. And Rosechu's face! bwahahahahahaaa