Let's Zap to the Extreme!

[Cori]

You still had some IQ points to lose?

I'm pretty sure mine have all fluttered out the window.

[Airigh]

My IQ dropped so low that I want to troll Chris when he gets back to the internet!

I'm even thinking of HOW to troll him, someone help me.

[Cori]

How long does Chris-chan usually give up the internet forever for?

'Cause I think he was last spotted in September or October.

[Airigh]

Usually for a week or two.

Hm.

Well, if he does return, I'm trolling the hell out of him.

[Zang]

same here Airigh, I so hope he returns.


you know what should be done? someone should take all the characters from the story, and rewrite the entire thing to make it better in every way, and then someone anonymously send Chris a link. He would flip his shit.

[Airigh]

you know what should be done? someone should take all the characters from the story, and rewrite the entire thing to make it better in every way, and then someone anonymously send Chris a link. He would flip his shit.

That's what I am going to DO zang

ONE STEP AHEADDA YOU

yeah

[Kiyske]

you know what should be done? someone should take all the characters from the story, and rewrite the entire thing to make it better in every way, and then someone anonymously send Chris a link. He would flip his shit.

There's an entire site dedicated to doing just that.

[Great Eyewarp]

you expected chris to tell the difference between mind reading and telekinesis. CN, he can't even spell ancient right

No...no, I guess I can't really say I did. Still pisses me off. But then again, so does everything else about him.

[Airigh]

We aren't going to be like Asperchu, because I'm not centering the comic around Chris or a chris-like character.

I'm putting the spotlight on the Sonichus, like it should be.

[Ultra Bidoof]

How long does Chris-chan usually give up the internet forever for?

'Cause I think he was last spotted in September or October.

LBP2 came out a week or so ago. And before that he got into DCU Online. He'll be gone for the better part of the year.

Now, context. As you all saw, Chris was really unhappy with the whole getting his just deserts for being a creepy fucker thing. As he and his parents are lawsuit pop flyin' rednecks, it's only logical that he chose to keep bitching about them.

Fun fact. Crystal is actually taking the place of Chris's mother in this case. No she wasn't at Target when he tried to run from the cops, but she was rustled when she heard (and stupidly trusted) Chris's version of events(the one where cops dogpiled on him for no reason, not the one where he resisted arrest).

After Sub-Episode 8, Barb told Chris to stop making Sub-Episodes. Chris does not remember why, and in fact would happily start making them again if he could be assed to draw stuff.


Barb, being a paranoid lawsuit pop flyin' redneck, likely obsessed over Chris's injuries as part of her plan to "get [the police] back". I personally think that may have contributed to her decision to make Chris stop the sub-episodes. I wouldn't be shocked if she thought that Bagget could sue them for slander(he is, by the way, a community hero who saved two people from a burning building) and ordered Chris to not make any more comics where he slandered local authority figures for illogical reasons.


The Shenanigans of Christian Chandler #5 is next.

[Zink]

Chris didn't REALLY leave the internet.

He's just not making new videos or anything.

But I guess that's basically what you meant anyway.

[Caiman]

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Sprung

...I think I have that issue of Nintendo Power, holy shit.

Remind me to check when I go through my magazines later .____.

[Guyperson]

What if Chris saw this thread? How much shit-flipping would go on?

[Airigh]

I'd prefer he see it AFTER I rip his story apart and reassemble it into something amazing.

[Zink]

What if Chris saw this thread? How much shit-flipping would go on?

Very little.

Everyone ever has made fun of Chris.

It isn't like this is anything new.