Let's Zap to the Extreme!

[Great Eyewarp]

I Think this is a troll's work, but it's awesome anyway

I think it's pretty clear it's a troll's work, considering that it mentioned Clyde Cash.

[Cori]

Besides, I really don't think that Nintendo would even give Chris-chan a second glance, much less a 'business opportunity'.

[Great Eyewarp]

Look, let's just try not to think about Chris working alongside Nintendo. Just the thought makes me nauseous. More than usual, I mean.

[Kiyske]

Weren't you going to post the Wedding Comic, General?

[Great Eyewarp]

I'm sure it's been discussed before, but anyone know what's going to be done about the dreaded Issue #8?

[Game Angel]

either post links to it and commentary here or just skip it altogether.

[General]

Weren't you going to post the Wedding Comic, General?

why yes i was
expect it later tonight, if not wait until friday/saturday

[Zang]

OH SHIT.

SOUND THE ALARMS, LOOKS LIKE THERE'S ANOTHER UPDATE




It's that time again, ladies and gents, It seems everyone's favorite person to hate has made a part two to the "Off Target" sub episode.

why we have this many goddamn sub episodes, I will never know.


So, Chris gets knocked on his booty, and his sister suddenly gains psychic powers.

wait, what? She just has to think about Magi-chan and she gets his powers?

she doesn't even exist what is this



So, power ranger-cop orders everyone to jump on chris, even though he's handcuffed on his ankles and wrists.

well, if it hurts chris, go for it.



so power ranger-cop gives Chris a temporary tattoo of a butterfly, and it makes him cry, while a tear drop falls in a fashion not at all similar to the way it happened in sailor moon.





So then Chrystal or however the fuck you spell it tries to fight Big Al, who knocks that bitch out.

way to keep 'em straight, Al.

Then she uses her bullshit powers to find out where they are going, as if that wasn't completely obvious from the start.

and she decides that running there would be faster than taking a car?

okaaaay.



these transformation scenes are eating my soul apart.

I mean daisies.



Okay so apparently Mary wants to...eat him?

whatever, as long as he's dead. Let's git this thing rollin.



Okay so girl hedgehog whatever the fuck she is arrives at the corrupted citizen's whatever I can't be bothered to remember the name.



Okay seriously though, I don't even know.



wait wait wait, he thinks being handcuffed is torture? seriously?

go watch some pop flyin' tree friends, that'll learn you.



...Okay so what the fuck?

the butterfly tattoo no longer looks like a butterfly, have some consistency, you uncultured swine.

Also his completely wrong personification of a Cherokee tells hims a whole bunch of bullshit and to use his Anchuent powers.

spellcheck, for God's sake



okay i'm not so sure if that was the flu making my head attempt at caving in or this shit.

daisies. it.



ow ow ow ow ow



So the orb had turned a community college into a corrupted citizen's ect.?

yea, okay.





ugh. Well, looks like that's all the time we have for today

you kids remember to share the brain bleach, and like sonichu always says-

zap to the extreeme

[[Citation Needed]]

I stopped reading at GET-TAR

[Dragoon]

I'm sure Tom and those random 40 year-olds would have been pop flyin' to help Chris escape.

[Great Eyewarp]

The fu...
Since when does telekinesis...
What the hell is...
THAT'S NOT TELEKINESIS YOU FUCKTARD!
My god, if you're going to put fucking psychic powers in this bullshit, at least know the difference between telekinesis and mind reading or whatever the hell that is! You didn't even friggin' spell it right!

[vealin99]

you expected chris to tell the difference between mind reading and telekinesis. CN, he can't even spell ancient right

[[Citation Needed]]

I wasn't the one who said that, Vealin.

[vealin99]

wow I am stupid, it must be the comic

[Taruta]

What was that sound? Oh wait, I found out, that was my IQ dropping another few notches.