AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You can do that without being an Internet celebrity. Some might say it would be easier were you not an Internet celebrity. I'm sure most women would laugh and walk away were you to introduce yourself as "that guy who played pranks on Chris-chan."

Zink wrote:

Airigh wrote:Hey, are you guys for or against my self insertion in the project thing?


Also, how much do you think it would piss Chris off if I made a Bubbles medallion?

Do it.

You will become the next great troll.

Your name will be forever written and remembered within the sacred halls of CWCki.

You speak of madness. Down that path lies only despair.

Airigh, do not listen to this man.

Airigh, do not listen to them. Zink is correct!

Airigh shall not listen to your pleas

for you are a false prophet sent here to enter soldiers into chris's army

Exeres wrote:You can do that without being an Internet celebrity. Some might say it would be easier were you not an Internet celebrity. I'm sure most women would laugh and walk away were you to introduce yourself as "that guy who played pranks on Chris-chan."

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I have a boyfriend already, I don't think I need to worry about dating. :V

Exeres wrote: You are flirting with the dark side. Remain objective about this and step away if you feel like you're getting too close.

What the hell is this post supposed to mean, exactly? I can tell it's negative, but...

Also, I am a VERY desensitized little girl. Nothing really shocks me anymore. I do tend to get rustled off though.

I was being over-dramatic for the lulz.

Make the medallion out of model magic.

[Citation Needed] wrote:Make the medallion out of model magic.

Honestly I was just going to use plain polymer clay. Model Magic clay looks like it would be hard to mix the right colors.

Then again, didn't Chris paint his medallions? I guess it could be possible to do that.

That filter


best filter.

And everyone makes fun of me for liking the filters.

I have word filters turned off so yeah I don't get it

Model fucking magnets.

pfffffff

Well anyway I'm going to start, you know, writing the rewrite

gotta proofread this shit you know, I don't want to end up being as bad as chris

So, here's the first part. It encompasses the entirety of Sonichu's Origin and The Lovehogs. Although I didn't really do much for the Lovehogs as our Sonichu is gay!

Well anyway here it is.

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He didn't have a name.
Most people called him Caleb, though. However, if he did this wrong, you might as well call him dead.
He couldn't really get a good look at the thing- it was huge, and he was in too much of a hurry to identify it. Whatever it was, it was attcking Daffodil Town, and it seemed Caleb was the only person artound not in a full panic.
All he could tell was that it was blue, sort of T-rex shaped, and gigantic. And in his experience, blue meant water-type.

"Rotom! Use Shockwave when I say 'go'! Back me up here!"
A set of beady black eyes looked back to him, and blinked twice. Caleb recongnized that as the closest that the refrigerator-shaped pokemon could give him.
"Ready?"
Two blinks, again. He tore off the woolen, nondescript hat and it's matching scarf quickly off of his skin.
Electricity built up in his red cheeks. It moved quickly into his long, pointed ears- "Go!"
A mechanical whirr accompanied by the crackling of electricity was all the comfirmation Caleb needed.
It hit.
The blue T-rex thing, as he would have called it, was dead. And it's corpse was falling to the ground. He and his beloved sidekick were about to be crushed under it's massive weight.
He ran. He didn't have time to think, he had to get out of the area as soon as possible.

The impact sent him flying, along with hopefully his Rotom. Surely, he was going to die here...
Something wrapped around him, cold and ropey, dragging him down quickly.
Bizzarely, this caused him to land safely. The ropey thing- a vine from some trainer's bulbasaur, it turned out- slithered away from him just as he heard a cheer.
The cheer of a crowd that doesn't know their hero's name.

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Some time after this, Caleb recovered from the shock of nearly being crushed by a giant blue Barney. The corpse was hauled off to be buried somewhere and forgotten about.
His Rotom was miraculously uncrushed. He quickly gave the Electric/Ice type pokemon a hug.

And finally, he met the mayor of his little town, Roselia Meirte. At least, that was what she called herself.
"You see, I'm like you," she had said as she took off her beret and let her tail slip out from under her dress.
She was half Skitty. Caleb himself was half Pikachu, but it didn't really matter to him.
"That's great," he had said, "so there's more people out there going around and screwing pokemon." His voice held a bitter, sarcastic egde. This was a delicate topic for him.
"Well, aren't you loney? Don't you wish you had a companion similar to you?"
"Yeah. I want a boyfreind."
She was obviously a little annoyed. "Are you sure about that?"
"Very." He scoffed.
"Fine then... Well, I was here to congratulate you for protecting the town. You will be given 10,000$ for this. Thank you." With a huff, Roselia turned around and walked away.

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So how am I supposed to handle the mall episode? I'm very not sure about that. Do I just skip it or something?
Or do I have Caleb blow his 10k on stupid shit there and then have Roselia kidnapped or something?
Hmmmmm.

Is he going to save her a lot?