Nachalnik wrote:Wait, so Chris has a wikipedia page? Like a REAL wikipedia page?!
No. Not anymore, at least.
Around May 2009, Chris took another shot at trying to get rid of his terrible reputation. Somehow he figured that Wikipedia was the good counterpart to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and signed up there. After adding his name to a list of famous artists with high functioning autism, he put an autobiography of his life up until that point on his userpage.
Naturally this violated some of Wikipedia's rules, and the admins deleted both. Chris was unhappy.
Chris wrote:
Dear Sir/Madam,
LOOK, I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print details, much less memorize them. I have had a LOT of SLANDEROUS TWISTS OF MY OWN WORDS done unto me in the past SOO MUCH, it is HARDEST for me to get a job in a place that does background checks, only to find that cursed E.D. Page those EVIL TROLLS created against me at the TOP of the list.
I started my OWN Wikipedia page to hopefully counter that and better the people's General Understand of the Noble Gentleman I truly am. I SPENT HOURS, recalling MEMORY after MEMORY to type up the HONEST-TO-GOD TRUTH.
I DO NOT CARE about the erroneous listings or false information listed on other pages; I ONLY WISH TO TELL THE TRUTH AND SPREAD IT ON THE INTERNET.
Plus, I have Vanessa Anne Hudgens as an honest, very close Gal-Pal, and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.
I have created a video on YouTube respectfully asking to leave my Wikipedia ALONE with MY HONEST TRUTH from MY OWN High-Functioning Autistic Head; my LOYAL FANBASE will be sending you letters.
UNDO YOUR DELETION, PLEASE.
--Christian Weston Chandler (talk) 01:25, 4 May 2009 (UTC)
Vanessa Hudgens was actually some guy Chris used to be friends with. Chris is also lying about ED making it hard for him to get a job, as he has never made a genuine attempt to get one. He made a video insisting that his Sonic recolor and his imagined relation to Anne Boleyn made him notable enough for a Wikipedia page and then waddled off to go play with the new CWCipedia trolls had set up for him.
Good parodies even. Why make good parodies of a bad thing? 
