AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The main thing about Chris that bothers me is that he looks and sounds JUST like this creepy dude that is obsessed with my mother.
Hopefully said creepy dude is dying if prostate cancer, but he might have lied. He keeps sending her e-mails and texts and it seems he wants to break up my mother and her husband...

ANYWAY BABBLING

But that's why he bothers me so much.

He bothers me for most of the reasons there are to be bothered by him, like those two examples.

Like, I really hate the way he thinks of all males as JERKS, who exist only to "take all the pretty girls, leaving (Chris) with none to choose from" and to vex him and mock his autism.


...wait a sec, lets rewind:

That Autistic Manchild wrote:taking all the pretty girls, leaving me with none to choose from.

all the pretty girls, leaving me with none to choose from

It why is Chris odd-eyed anyway?

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Heterochromia

well chris when you wish upon a st-

ya know what, fuck it, not even jimany cricket can save Chris's soul

chris sees only women as object for sex and babies despite his attempts to tell us he loves them

About that Rosechu medallion. Along with his Sonichu medallion, Chris-chan has a real life version of it. Apparently, he intends to give it to whatever woman is stupid enough to marry him and bear his children - none, in ther words.

What makes this disturbing, even for Chris, is that he has affixed a medal intended for the mother of his children to his imaginary twin sister.

I smell imaginary incest, and it smells like flat Fanta.

vealin99 wrote: ya know what, fuck it, not even jimany cricket can save Chris's soul

Fuckin' lost and sig'd

So uh. Just throwing something out here.

I might, at some point, try to draw some kind of comic thing. With the first part of the story basically being the first bits of Sonichu (from the start of the story to the rest of the Chaotic Combo being introduced, I suppose). Except good (hopefully).

You know. Change/get rid of certain plot points and characters and names and such. It will have nothing to do with Sonic or Pokemon, except maybe some of the characters will play the games, I don't know, they'd mostly be teenagers so it'd make sense.

Anyway, instead of a Pikachu being turned into Sonichu, it'll have a normal human boy being given powers of some kind. I haven't worked out the details on this fully yet. Probably be something like the boy and others (the Chaotic Combo as normal humans) were "chosen" and actually had powers of some sort for a while, but they needed to be triggered by something in order to fully awaken. So the main character would have to track down the others and help them awaken I guess? Or maybe when his powers are awakened it serves as a trigger for the others' and he has to track them down for some other reason?

I'll try to think of an evil organization to replace Team Rocket and Eggman, and after the other "chosen" are introduced, I'll probably go off into my own original story.

Does this sound like something you guys would enjoy reading? Should I actually go through with this? Or just scrap it now? Any suggestions if you think I should do it?

EDIT: I'm going to take your ignoring me completely as a "just scrap it now."

FireflyYoshi wrote:This is made of win.

And no, it isn't recycling. And it's kinda safe for work, I guess...

That dad is the best dad

I'll admit. Pokemon can be childish, but for some reason, it made me angry when he called it flat out stupid. This "Pokeymanz" shit takes strategy, man. If my daughter's potential bf played it (say this is when I'm 50 or something) I'd say, "Cool, I was into that, too."

Anywho, that is the best dad.

Oh god...
This thread...this thread....

So, in case you guys haven't already taken your daily dose of brain bleach, Chris has admitted to shoving things up his rectum for pleasure.

How he reconciles this with his homophobia, we can only guess.

Explotaro wrote:I'll admit. Cockfighting Society can be childish, but for some reason, it made me angry when he called it flat out stupid. This "Pokeymanz" shit takes strategy, man. If my daughter's potential bf played it (say this is when I'm 50 or something) I'd say, "Cool, I was into that, too."

Anywho, that is the best dad.

haha, dude i get what you're saying, but this guy was telling him that showing little kids how to play a cardgame about videogames was volunteer work.

on top of that, he's almost thirty, has no job, has never actually done any work, got fuckin FIRED from wendy's, and sits on his booty making shitty copyright-infringed characters, and getting fat off mcdonalds that was payed for by welfare.

If you're serious , no not serious, obsessed with playing pokemon when you're 27 , you are going to get the old /pointandlaugh.

I mean its one thing to be like "doop playin pokemanz with mah internet buds" it's another thing to have a room full of pokemon cards, and sitting around making pokemon crossovers . when you're thirty.

besides explo, you should get your daughter into pokemon. no exceptions.