AWKWARD ZOMBIE

0:37. Worst moment of my life.

Is he making fun of the Irish?

IS HE MAKING FUN OF THE IRISH!?

Where the fuck is my crossbow.

*cocks gun*

Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting Chwis-chans

Dibs on gutting him and decapitating him when we kill him.

Go right on ahead. I'm squeamish when it comes to that.

Especially someone like Chris.

You really don't want to gut him. You must recall that all the little Chris-chans are swimming around in his stomach.

I'm going to admit that I read all of the pages in this forum about Chris Chan.

I've seen horrible, horrible things, but never have I ever felt all my morals decaying in front of my very eyes before.

I agree with Kiyske; what if he's like a spider? If you gut him, all his tiny spawns will get all over the everywhere.

Really guys, murder?

I know it's a joke but, really?

That's the best joke we can come up right now?

Chopstix wrote:Really guys, murder?

I know it's a joke but, really?

That's the best joke we can come up right now?

How about this:

We put Chris in a room with no video games, no internet, no camera, no paper to draw on, no posters or toys, and a TV that only plays serious, live-action reality shows.
Oh, and no fast food. He'll be served a delicious, healthy, and well-balanced diet and every day he will get a set period of exercise time with a male instructor.

That would be torture enough for him.

EDIT: And no bras or clown shirts. The Sonichu medallion goes out the window. Fashionable and tasteful outfits only.

I said something about the murder subject before. It is far, far too extreme. He hasn't done anything even remotely bad enough for ANYTHING like that.

Although I do think he should take some classes on social interactions, and try and get away from his parents. They really are the reason he is like he is. :/

Well, when I said the hunting thing, I meant in a Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd kinda style.

But then yeah, I got outta hand.

Coriserai wrote: How about this:

We put Chris in a room with no video games, no internet, no camera, no paper to draw on, no posters or toys, and a TV that only plays serious, live-action reality shows.
Oh, and no fast food. He'll be served a delicious, healthy, and well-balanced diet and every day he will get a set period of exercise time with a male instructor.

That would be torture enough for him.

EDIT: And no bras or clown shirts. The Sonichu medallion goes out the window. Fashionable and tasteful outfits only.

And, he should be forced by the male instructor to take a shower once a day.
He will be given books to read- Most of them nonfiction, but some very good fiction books can go in there as well. He will be excpeted to read for an hour each day at least. Books on politness, social awkwardness, women's rights, health, and other various self-help topics will be used.
A therapist will see him once a week, giving him such things as anger management lessons, memory lessons, and other various tutorship.
He will get a new pair of glasses.

I think that's good enough, huh guys? Unless you wish to add something.

Coriserai wrote:

How about this:

We put Chris in a room with no video games, no internet, no camera, no paper to draw on, no posters or toys, and a TV that only plays serious, live-action reality shows.
Oh, and no fast food. He'll be served a delicious, healthy, and well-balanced diet and every day he will get a set period of exercise time with a male instructor.

That would be torture enough for him.

EDIT: And no bras or clown shirts. The Sonichu medallion goes out the window. Fashionable and tasteful outfits only.

Whoa...that's evil! Intelligent and possibly even helpful, but evil! I liek.

Airigh wrote:

Coriserai wrote: How about this:

We put Chris in a room with no video games, no internet, no camera, no paper to draw on, no posters or toys, and a TV that only plays serious, live-action reality shows.
Oh, and no fast food. He'll be served a delicious, healthy, and well-balanced diet and every day he will get a set period of exercise time with a male instructor.

That would be torture enough for him.

EDIT: And no bras or clown shirts. The Sonichu medallion goes out the window. Fashionable and tasteful outfits only.

And, he should be forced by the male instructor to take a shower once a day.
He will be given books to read- Most of them nonfiction, but some very good fiction books can go in there as well. He will be excpeted to read for an hour each day at least. Books on politness, social awkwardness, women's rights, health, and other various self-help topics will be used.
A therapist will see him once a week, giving him such things as anger management lessons, memory lessons, and other various tutorship.
He will get a new pair of glasses.

I think that's good enough, huh guys? Unless you wish to add something.

Yes, good thinking. Also, no Fanta.

Sir Real wrote: Whoa...that's evil! Intelligent and possibly even helpful, but evil! I liek.

Also, every month he will be given the chance to be taken out. He will have full reign of where he wants to go what what he will do there, though a small group will come along as well, one equipped with a cattle prod. Whenever Chris screws up while out, the one with the cattle prod will give him a weak zap, enough to stun him, and then he will be taken back to the facility.