Let's Zap to the Extreme!

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Oh my... He runs so painfully slow. It looks like a really laggy first person shooter.
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Am I wrong or he is pratically carwling in the stairs part?

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Oh god yes.

Chris found Shed.mov and Cupcakes in HD. It "makes his soul vomit" and reminds him of the "dark parodic shit" that "killed his inspiration" to make terrible comics. Despite the fact that Chris likes the Saw movies and thought that the rape scene in Cannibal Holocaust was "playful".

Also Chris posted a huge whiny status.

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Now, if that made you feel bad about laughing at Chris, remember that when he thought Panda was raped, his only reaction was "Oh it's okay, I forgive you". When Megan demanded to know why he thought making porn of her would work on ED, his response was essentially "If I hadn't drawn that I would have raped you or something". So really, he hasn't got a place to be whining about a little mind rape.

Oh, and Anna is sucking up to him in the hopes of getting more followers again. It bothers me that she's not mentioning Chris's comparing his trolling to rape(specifically the events that took place between December 2009 and February 2010), especially since she isn't a troll or a white knight. She's pretty much the new Barb.


EDIT:
He posted this picture, claiming that this woman "gave him a difficult time".

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He also posted a huge whiny status.

Hey! daisies Trolls, Cyber-Bullies, and People ALL Around the Fucking World!!!

Quit HATING Me!!!

Quit DISCRIMINATING Me!!!

Quit HARASSING Me!!!

Quit GIVING ME GRIEF!!!

Quit WANTING ME DEAD!!!

Quit BAD-MOUTHING Me!!!

Quit BLOGGING ABOUT Me!!!

Quit HAVING FORUMS ABOUT Me!!!

Quit HAVING WEBSITES AND WEBPAGES ABOUT Me!!!

Quit PHOTOGRAPHING and PHOTOSHOPPING Me!!!

Quit DRAWING Me!!!

Quit MOCKING Me!!!

Quit MAKING ME LOOK STUPID, DUMB, RETARDED, EVIL, VILLIANOUS, BLOOD-THIRSTY, MURDEROUS, UNSOCIABLE, UNCARING, UNEMPATHETIC, UNCOMPASSIONATE, HATABLE, DETESTABLE, IRRITABLE, CRAPPED-ON, ETCETERA, ETCETERA, FUCKING ETCETERA!!!

Quit MAKING ME MISERABLE, DEPRESSED, LONELY, SAD, and HATEFUL OF MY OWN LIFE!!!

Just QUIT IT, and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE AND TO BE!!!!!!!
TL;DR:
WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ME FOR DOING BAD THINGS?

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It sounds like he's really regretting becoming 'internet (in)famous', hopefully he's starting to really see what he's done.

And blame it on himself, not just trolls.

I kinda feel sorry for him. He really needs to be just left alone forever.

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tinning3 wrote:It sounds like he's really regretting becoming 'internet (in)famous', hopefully he's starting to really see what he's done.

And blame it on himself, not just trolls.

I kinda feel sorry for him. He really needs to be just left alone forever.
He's been left alone since early 2011ish at the latest, possibly earlier.

And it's pretty much impossible for Chris to think "I screwed up" without following it up with "WOE IS ME, WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL, CURSE MY AUTISM AND ALSO MY TROLLS, PLEASE SOMEONE WAVE A WAND AND MAKE MY PROBLEMS GO AWAY!", which is exactly what's happening here. The only thing Chris hates more than his life is doing the work he'd need to do in order to make his life stop sucking.

Also Anna is actually making an alarming degree of sense.

In response to the earlier message:
Anna:Solution: do not use the internet anymore, and change your phone number. It's either that, or this continues forever. That's just the nature of the trolls.
Chris:I can NOT change my number; TOO Much are linked to it, and I do not remember EVERY Last important person/company linked. Plus it is on my business cards.
Anna:But you don't have a business, and how many calls do you get that aren't from trolls?
Chris:Firstly, I don't need to have a business to have business cards with my contact info and 3DS Mii QR code and Mii image on them. Second I get all of the important calls for this household these days; I can not afford a new number.
That's classic Chris-logic right there. "I want the bad thing to stop, yeah, but I don't want to do the thing that could make it stop because that would be hard work for me".

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What sorts of 'important calls' is he getting? Rejection calls from nintendo?
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I think he's talking about bills and legal things, y'know, things he could easily make a list of prior to changing his number. Doesn't change the fact that 95% of his calls are from trolls.

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FINALLY had to give in and post <.<

Just thought I'd point out that changing his number would be pointless anyways, as the trolls would find his new number in no time at all

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I had a nightmare where Chris was following me around

it was awful.
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I recall that it happened to another one in this thread, like 50 pages ago :D

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I think that would've been me. I remember commenting about a strange dream I had about Chris. Perhaps strange Chris dreams are contagious.
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Darkurai wrote:I come on to lurk now and then. It is incredibly distressing to come on and see a thread about Sonichu has gone from 4 to 200-something pages in the time since I've last been here.
Still equally distressing now as it was then.

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Darkurai wrote:
Darkurai wrote:I come on to lurk now and then. It is incredibly distressing to come on and see a thread about Sonichu has gone from 4 to 200-something pages in the time since I've last been here.
Still equally distressing now as it was then.
it is a self perpetrating joke

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Why is this thread even still alive? There is bodaciously nothing new to talk about

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So, when we last left Sonichu there was a bunch of shit with a stupid plot device, a giant robot, and an attempt to memorialize a dead friend by killing them off.

First, you all need to see this video. It was made early on in the trolling, and Chris felt he could make a better version.



It was actually the third in a series, but the original author deleted his account and dropped off the internet. Chris's attempt to make a better version is all that remains.

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I'm not sure if those are missiles or bullets or why those bullet/missiles are being shot from the torso when arm mounted weapons are far more practical.

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Oh right. Around this time Family Guy did a joke that was oddly similar to the Ghostbusters joke Chris made earlier. Chris thought he was important.

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Just ignore the purple guy and focus on what has got to be the clumsiest pre-battle banter in the history of anything.

I'm positive Chris based him on a Zigzagoon, which means Chris thought "Aha! I will draw you as a raccoon pokemon because raccoons are thieves like you!" but failed to remember that raccoons primarily steal garbage.

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Did I mention he did this after Kacey threw a huge fit over Sonichu Special 4? I think this is the "magical fight" Kacey was expecting. Apparently Chris thinks that slashing someone across the chest with a bladed implement is more PG than shooting them in the legs.

And he wonders why people consider him bloodthirsty.

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Oh hey, he denied Liquid medical attention. That's compassionate.

And there's something oddly hilarious about how Chris is attempting to play this part seriously. I don't think he understands that the dramatic Where Are They only works when they aren't ten feet away in plain sight.

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Chris originally intended for the plea to be putting Liquid in charge instead, but as you can see he decided that he'd rather have Liquid mutilated.

And oh look it's the plot twist Chris spoiled a few pages ago, la de da.

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For fucks sake Sonichu you were separated from her for what, ten minutes? Does this happen every time she goes out shopping? Is it all "Sonichu I'm home!" and "OH GOD ROSEY IT WAS HORRIBLE THERE WAS NOTHING GOOD ON TV AND I THINK I SAW A BUG OVER THERE AND I TRIED TO MAKE POPCORN BUT IT CAUGHT FIRE BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THE MICROWAVE"

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Goddamnit just shut up both of you I'm trying to point out how stupid your comic is.

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In case you're wondering why Bizzaro Chris isn't using his Mary Sue powers, it's because a Mailbag letter asked Chris why Giovanni wasn't doing any fighting. Chris answered with something that amounted to "He left his only real weapons behind at his gym before entering a warzone". The letter specifically mentioned Nidoking as an example.

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That's the dumbest looking Nidoking ever BTW.

Don't ask why Nidoking lost three fourths of his health to the weakest ground-type attack in the game(Chris tried to justify it with Super Effective). Or why Bizzaro Chris didn't use the legendaries he had earlier. Or how the best Ghost type move just pushed Magi-chan over a few dozen pages ago.

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I love how Chris is trying to say "Evil me is evil because he is rude to his Pokemon", but it really comes off as Bizarro Chris reacting appropriately to the absolute bullshit that just transpired.

Also, did Bionic learn to fight in a women's self-defense course? Did they even have those in the weird-booty basketball dimension? Why does Chris keep going for the balls?

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And now he starts shooting lasers. I have no idea if that's supposed to mean anything or not.

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Oh what. Bizarro Chris, you don't need to curse these people with embarrassment, they can handle that well enough themselves.

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Riiiiiight. Apparently the "evil" version of the "eternal life ruination" spell is the "eternal pants ruination" spell.

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Yeah, that fight scene happened offscreen and he's completely raped Megan's shitty OC, fortunately we'll never see her again after this. We can presume that she shot herself after realizing what she had become.

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I'll let this page speak for itself.

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I think that's supposed to be a reference to that Disney movie with the three witches and the immortal talking cat? The one with the fat ugly one, the blonde hot one, and the evil one that had to eat the souls of children before sunrise? I think there was a part where their broomsticks were stolen so they had to fly using other cleaning implements and one of them got a vacuum cleaner. I forgot the name but it was better than this bullshit.

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How is preventing your ally from falling to her death a dirty trick, Mr "I stole her only means of staying airborne"?

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I'm not sure if this should be NSFW or not TBH. I mean look at that trident.

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Yeah yeah, standard drill. Boring one sided fight scene, flagrant plagiarism of awesome games, ect ect. Chris thinks this is marketable.

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Shut up Chris's high school graduation, Chris's community college dean did her best. And I didn't see you using the floaty platform thing to trap Sonichu in a box or something.

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IVY AND PANDA FUCKING DIED YOU ASSHOLES AND THE CITY IS STILL ON FIRE.

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOU TO BE WATCHING A MARY POPPINS WITH YOUR HELLSPAWN SONICHU.

ARE YOU ALL GOING TO JUST LEAVE THAT SHIT TO THE PURPLE GUY? IS THAT WHY HE LOOKS SO rustled? IS HE OUT ACTUALLY FUCKING HELPING PEOPLE?

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Not pictured: the skies raining fanta and fresh underpants.

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It has begun.

Sonichu 10. The absolute worst of the worst. The greatest ego trip to ever be experienced.

But before we go through hell, why not have a few extras?

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Same old same old.

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This is the same thing he sent Katie Bay the previous summer, but he's changed the text. So yeah, they have a lesbian Spanish nanny or something.

I hate those things so much.

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I'm wondering why Simonla's house even has windows, isn't that something of a security risk?


Now, remember that dating exam? Wanna see Chris's answers?

if you answered no then fuck you we're going in anyway

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I'm pretty sure Chris would have failed this test with like a 40%.

And that's it for Sonichu 9. Hell follows after.

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