Let's Zap to the Extreme!

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Also Chris and Barb are going to court.

Their next trial date is July 10th.

And I'm pretty sure that I'm a zero.

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Ultra Bidoof wrote: And I'm pretty sure that I'm a zero.
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I'm definitely a 3, closer to a 4.
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I think everyone which posts here is definitly a 3 (at least)

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I'd say I'm a 3.5, as I always check for updates here and sometimes browse the CWCki for entertainment.
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Speedy trial laws are funny.

The law that applies to Chris says that he has to come to trial within five months of indictment. He was just indicted today.

From what I understand, that means that Chris must go to court within five months.

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I scored a 1, maybe a 1.5. Should I be worried about this?
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Kupti Tranamo wrote:I scored a 1, maybe a 1.5. Should I be worried about this?
If you have to ask you aren't really a 1 so -there you go-

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Also right to speedy trial means as fast as possible. However, if the court system is clogged with other cases, like it is, then as fast as possible can be months if not years.
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If/When Chris goes to jail for a few months, I shope people start saying he lost his virginity to a big black cell mate.
Even though I don't think he's going to buttrape prison.
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I think we've already gone over how prison rape isn't something to wish on someone.

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I didn't say I wished it on him.
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Gryewolf wrote:If/When Chris goes to jail for a few months, I shope people start saying he lost his virginity to a big black cell mate.
Even though I don't think he's going to buttrape prison.
As far as I'm concerned, he lost it to a tranny hooker who then dug up Patti.

Now, Chris spent most of early October 2009 alternating between drawing new pages and making various video threats to Clyde Cash/Gregg Mays. And by video threats, he kept yelling at Clyde to come to his house so he could beat him up.



Clyde/Gregg made a video response that went something like "Pshhh, you aren't so scary. Get back to me once you can break wood." The wood bit, of course, was a reference to the sign destruction video where Chris tried and failed to snap the picket sticks. Chris responded with this memorable video:



After this video, his PSEye began to glitch due to repeated abuse. Every subsequent video he made with his PSEye was fraught with audio skips and one didn't even have any sound.

It is also around this time that Chris began to purchase sports bras. Earlier videos suggest that he'd been experimenting with ways to contain his rapidly expanding bosom. As a result, all videos past this point involve significantly less mantits. Chris was not aware that we knew about the bras for an extremely long period of time.

Of course, this all ceased to matter on the 15th of October, when Liquid returned to the scene with one of his best videos.



Chris promptly tried to pretend that this didn't rustle his jimmies, and tried to continue his crusade against Clyde.



It didn't last.

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somepartsareme wrote:I think we've already gone over how prison rape isn't something to wish on someone.
Haha, some butthurt mod sent me a warning when I said that.

And I love those videos of Chris sounding like Max Headroom. He should have filled ALL his videos like that.

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Oh man a mod sent you a warning when you said it would be funny if someone were raped? lol wat a fag

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