AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just watched the original Nosferatu.

I am not very good at watching silent films, I was laughing most of the movie.

The hash slinging slasher!

Teacher in High School: Nosferatu is a classic silent film, and has aged well in terms of effects and story.

Me: PFFFFFFFT!

Yeah, it really didn't.

Got a list of horror movies to watch on Halloween. But the list is too big, so we're going to have to start the marathon a few days before and save the best for Halloween night. : D

Watched Fatal Instinct on MGM.

I found that movie hilarious, even though most of it was simply random humour.

Looked up the Wikipedia article for Human Centipede.

Guys what did I just see

watch it watch it watch it

I will put this in small words that are easy to understand.

HECK.

FREAKING.

NO.

I wouldn't recommend it.

I read the Wikipedia page and that was horrifying enough.

I can't wait for the new movie the Immortals. I think it looks awesome.

Knowing Hollywood, it's probably going to take Sadly Mythtaken up to 11.
But if I'd probably go see it if it did stay true to the myths.

Marcato if you watch Human Centipede I will buy you so many nice presents

And you can be invited to my birthday

And you can have the part of the cake with my name on it ok that's my final offer