Movies

[Taruta]

Saw Horrible Bosses, it was funny comedy and a lot of the extras were recognizable. The Old Spice guy is in there for a few seconds but holy shit my mind got blown when I saw him. Also Jennifer Aniston teases cocks in every scene she's in.

[Kira]

So here is Harry Pothead 7.5 in a nut shell
FUCKING AWESOME DRAGON FIGHT IN GRINGOTS.
nothing....
nothing....
noth-HOLY CRAP Snape's a good bro double agent and euthanized Dumbledore cause he was gonna die anyway.
Too bad he gets killed like a puss.
Wait Harry Died so Voldemort would...then hes talking to Dumbledwarf....Hagrid is carrying he lifeless corpse to Lord Moldybutt
Oh wait he come back to life. But nobody knows that.
Everyones at hogwarts and all like "NOOOOOO" but then fucking Nevel kills Voldemort and eats his ears.
nah not really. Harry eventually kills Voldefart......why did I write all this.
and the epilogue is shit.

[Crawfish]

So it's just like the book that we all read? okay.

Also I want to see an alien invasion movie where they invade only to make friends and give us cool technology. Why can't there be feel-good alien movies? Or maybe an alien rom-com

[Kira]

Its called Close Encounters of the Third-Kind...It was dumb.

[Nachalnik]

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World is kind of boring so far.

I'm just wondering the whole thing about the ex boyfriends turning into coins....is that explained? I know it's a parody of old video games but it just seems so weird. Would that happen to anyone? Are they actually dead when that happens? Is Scott going around murdering people?

[Mr. Mander]

One of the alternate endings for the movie had Scott fleeing from police due to seven counts of murder, having become notorious for scattering coins on the scene of the crime

But thats not canon. They just turn into coins when they die, and yes, they are totally dead.

[Stranaton]

One of the alternate endings for the movie had Scott fleeing from police due to seven counts of murder, having become notorious for scattering coins on the scene of the crime

But thats not canon. They just turn into coins when they die, and yes, they are totally dead.

No one dies in canada. They only become part of the economy.

[Explotaro]

HP Rant

Did you not read ANY of the 7th book?

And I actually like the epilogue. The names of Harry and Ginny's kids are a lot to be desired, and Neville didn't get with Luna, but other than that...

[Kira]

No I read it. I just felt like writing about the movie for no reason.

[Crawfish]

The epilogue was silly, regardless of storytelling medium.

[Lambeth]

WHY

Step Up: Adorable edition

[Chekt]

an alien rom-com

http://youtu.be/cXcQgLqNacU

[Stranaton]

Cap Am is close.

[Syobon]

Watched Sleepaway Camp, a horror film from 1983.Thought progression through time (in lazy '>' style):
>oh shit, this movie is hilariously awful
>ugh, the plot is so obvious it's ridiculous
>wait, this is getting kind of interesting
>
>

Not mind blown in the amazed sense, but more in the "holy crap wtf did that just happen" sense.

I'd recommend it to any fan of the horror genre.

[Chekt]

Oh, Armond White. You such a troll.

Now that the Harry Potter series is over, maybe the truth can be realized: This has been the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises.

The precedent was already set by Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings debacle-unintelligible fantasy epics that people went to out of consumerist habit and left unable to recount or fondly recall.

The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.