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Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 10:47 am

I haven't seen the first one but I'm pretty sure it didn't deserve a sequel

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:11 pm

Stranaton wrote:Also, what's with the last few alien movies? Apparently, you can defeat extraterrestrial threats with only THE POWER OF AMERICA.

That's how it's always been. See every alien movie ever made in America (District 9 doesn't count).

Explotaro · Post by **Explotaro** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:16 pm

I'm having a tough time deciding on which movie to see on my birthday.

Captain America or Cowboys and Aliens.

SHIT. I want both but I want to do other stuff with my/my folks' cheddar.

Post by **Spoony** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:22 pm

Exeres wrote:
Stranaton wrote:Also, what's with the last few alien movies? Apparently, you can defeat extraterrestrial threats with only THE POWER OF AMERICA.
That's how it's always been. See every alien movie ever made in America (District 9 doesn't count).

How's about that alien movie about aliens doing alien shit

called Alien

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:23 pm

That's not an alien invasion movie, that's just humans hitting hornet nests in space.

Post by **Spoony** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:27 pm

Snap, I missed the invasion clause there.

Ho hum.

Well then.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:29 pm

It's my fault for not pointing it out, I thought it was implied.

HisanTakura · Post by **HisanTakura** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:39 pm

Well because America is obviously the only competent country in the world. I mean come on guys /sarcasm.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:40 pm

Considering we spend more on our military than most of the rest of the world combined, we probably would be the only main force fighting aliens in case of invasion.

That sounds more arrogant than I meant it to be.

HisanTakura · Post by **HisanTakura** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:04 pm

How great would it be if we saw an invasion movie where they did something smart, like glass the Middle East oil fields or cut off our supplies and resources.

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 5:59 pm

Because if they have the power to shoot the fuck out of us then it's simpler to do that

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 6:15 pm

Also: Maybe the aliens haven't done research on where we get our supplies from, because, y'know, they have no way of understanding any of our information regarding the fact.

Defenestrator2.0 · Post by **Defenestrator2.0** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:13 pm

Malum wrote:How great would it be if at the end of an alien invasion movie, the main characters think they're about to die, and then the giant alien mothership explodes, and then we hear over a radio "THE CANADIANS PUNCHED THE ALIEN MOTHERSHIP UNTIL IT EXPLODED!"

I didn't know that alien motherships played ice hockey.

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 7:24 pm

Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Malum wrote:How great would it be if at the end of an alien invasion movie, the main characters think they're about to die, and then the giant alien mothership explodes, and then we hear over a radio "THE CANADIANS PUNCHED THE ALIEN MOTHERSHIP UNTIL IT EXPLODED!"
I didn't know that alien motherships played ice hockey.

Who says they need to? All Canadians instinctively know what to do when a giant hockey puck appears in the sky.

Build a fucking huge hockey stick and smack it.

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