AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Wait..how do I know that this is a cat?" (Cielo-DDS)

Game Angel wrote:"Oh, and my name's not Shirley."

"We're going in hard, and we're going in fast."

"Surely you can't be serious."

"I'm serious; and don't call me Shirley."

-Random SAS, CoD4 Mile High Club

Joke is old as hell but you reminded me it gave me a laugh the first time I heard those two say it in game.

"ITS SUPPPPEERR DYNAMICCC COOKING TIME"

Sir_auronDX wrote:"ITS SUPPPPEERR DYNAMICCC COOKING TIME"

"What a crazy fight. Never expected to run into a weird dude like you, man. What’ with that weird basketball thing stuck in your belly an’ all. How do you eat, anyway? Do you just spoon stuff right into that ball? What’s it like bein’ a a robot thing? Is it fun?"


Oh, even better:
"I’ll never forget when I first met my girl. It was a rainy day in October and I was on my way home from a fight. Suddenly, this chick came outta nowehere an’ was all like “Help!” I guess she pulled a dine an’ dash, so I beat up the waiter that was chasin’ her!"

"Erectin' a dispenser!"
(You don't know how many times that sentence got scrambled in my brain when I heard it.)

Also, pretty much anything from Paper Mario 1,2, and Super.

"I love you (x100)..."

KA-DOOM wrote:THE BOSS IS...
IS....
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.......
....
...
Delighted?

Oh No!
The Boss is...


Praying!

zurr wrote:Somebody set us up the bomb!

Main Screen Turn On.

"..........................................................."
Well said Link.


"I feel it! I feel the cosmos!"

"So what your really asking is, Kanji will you please beat the sh*t out of me?" Kanji, Persona 4

"I am a Shadow...the true self..." Most of the boss shadows in Persona 4 XD

It's coming...! It's here, it's here, it's here, it's here, IT'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE

SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH

"What s a man!A miseable little pile of secrets?"~dracula-sotn

"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"It was not by my hand that I have once again been given flesh. I was called here by... HUMANS who wish to give me tribute."
"Tribute?! You steal mens' souls, and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!"
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

SBKT wrote:"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
"It was not by my hand that I have once again been given flesh. I was called here by... HUMANS who wish to give me tribute."
"Tribute?! You steal mens' souls, and make them your slaves!"
"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."
"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!"
"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

that game is so fucking awesome...

Funfrock, you suck big time! I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean for pizza!

Kabooooom!