HOLY SHIT IT'S E3 2012

[Kamak]

That Wii U feature that asks you how you're feeling about a game seems really helpful. If it can sense that you're getting frustrated and on the verge of ragequit, it could help you through it and help you asses the situation. I do that kind of stuff manually when I'm stuck on a game, helps a shitton.

knowing nintendo it'll like, play soothing music and maybe give you a massage
tell you how nice you look
little inspirations

"You know, there was a time when people said I couldn't succeed too. Now look at me. Cheer up. You can beat this game."

Or something else cheesy like that.

Or maybe it'll tell you to do some WiiFitU yoga.

[DarkSurfer]

your wiiu gives you a hug

[Kamak]

Coming this Holiday Season: WiiHugU.

[Guyperson]

I'm hearing that the crown thing in the new paper mario is called Kersti.
Kersti
Ker sti
sti Ker
Sticker
Though, my source is /v/, so yeah.

[BurntToShreds]

So ME3 for the WiiU. How will EA nickel-and-dime their customers this time around?

[Syobon]

I've also heard that two WiiU tablets at the same time will cause the FPS to 30. Hopefully they'll improve that.

"F-zero car highlighted. Includes f-zero game in nintendoland."

Good news for F-zero fans?

Meh. As an F-Zero fan myself, I'd prefer an actual game than a minigame. Mainly because a real F-Zero game would push the Wii U to its limits in terms of graphical power in theory, and a minigame won't show that.

Besides, it doesn't have the Death Race. I want my Death Race back.

Still, better than nothing I guess.

It at least acknowledges F-Zero, so that's something?

"If you keep dying in a certain area, the game will ask how you feel about it. You might also be asked to share how you are feeling if you do well. These are miiverse features."

I now imagine the WiiU being some kind of therapist.

That's retarded, goddammit Nintendo I just want to play videogames.

[iamthelordhitman]

"you just failed again, how does that make you feel?"

SHUT UP GAME YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME

[BurntToShreds]

I would just get even angrier if they decided to hand you a walkthrough via the MiiVerse message boards with that feature.

[iamthelordhitman]

i remember when ninja gaiden came out that if you died a shit ton (5 times i think) it would unlock very easy mode and ask if you wanted to switch to it

[Lordy]

Coming this Holiday Season: WiiHugU.

Coming this Holiday Season: Waluigi.

[hotb]

Has the 3DS conference thing happened yet?

[Nap1000]

Has the 3DS conference thing happened yet?

No, it's in another eight hours.

[Mete]

5:40 actually, I believe

[Lambeth]

So ME3 for the WiiU. How will EA nickel-and-dime their customers this time around?

I would much rather wii u had launch titles that aren't a year old

[hotb]

Lego City is looking to be WiiU exclusive since Nintendo are publishing it.