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Don't change the subject :<

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME
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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Ash and gravel is all that remains of our once wondrous world.

All around people struggle to survive on the meager supplies of food left.

Many have resorted to cannibalism.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME
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Can... can we still have a pokemon battle?

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The explosion resulted in the destruction of nuclear power plants all over the globe

Millions were exposed to the radiation, which deformed and contorted their bodies until they were no longer recognizable as human.

Also, cancer.

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Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME
Ame no Akai wrote:You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Quick, everyone try as hard as you can to make this the new unfunny waste of space, time and resources thread
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Not to say the last pages weren't hilarious, but I love how everyone missed the actual point of this thread.
OP wrote:So I guess if you have an idea, just were down the name of the Cockfighting Society, the type, a description, and if you can draw, draw a picture if it and attach it :D

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I already made my pokemon.

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January 22, 2027: Dr. Hagiru Sato and his team of scientists from Japan, America, Canada, and Britain begin work on a matter-energy transference machine.

February 11th, 2033: First machine is tested successfully after over a hundred failed tests. Controversy over the destructive nature of the technology ignites.

July 18th, 2033: A catastrophic incident with an energy-matter machine destroys the cit of Hiroshima, in devastation not seen since the atomic bombs were dropped nearly 90 years prior. Japanese government officials move to ban work on the technology, though Western powers urge them to allow it, despite the mishap.

April 22, 2035: First sighting of infected individuals. Most are animals, some humans are also shown to be susceptible to infection. Most seen around the ruins of Hiroshima, which had not been rebuilt.

May 13, 2035: Northern Japan is split off from it's Southern half, as a nation-wide quarantine is enacted. Anarchy soon spreads through the infected regions. 15% of humans exposed to the disease are immune, no side effect. 84.9% are affected fatally by the disease, which causes cancerous-growths. .1% of those exposed are shown to successfully mutate. The "Virus" is found to be a spreadable corruption of genetic material, which causes rapid mutation in infected individuals. All large animal life above ground is soon infected.

January 1, 2040: 98% of all animals in Japan are wiped out, ecosystems ruled entirely by infected individuals.

May 8th, 2048: Japanese Defense Force engages infected individuals to preserve quarantine. Co-ordinated attacks by infected humans and animals are seen. High levels of intelligence confirmed.

May 10th: They fail, and the nation of Japan ceases to exist.

October 13: The United States Carrier George W. Bush is attacked and sunk by an unknown force. Later revealed to be a co-ordinated assault by the infected. Use of Atomic weapons to destroy all life on Japan considered, but denied.


February 12, 2052: Remaining inhabitants of Japan have appeared, by outward observers, to have began adopting the infected into their religions. Part of this religion is a total-weapons ban, and the banning of violence against infected individuals. This is surprisingly effective at ceasing conflict with infected individuals.

April 2, 2055: Infected seen to have spread to North America. Military preparedness results in a far more contained infection. Hundreds of thousands in the United States, Canada, and Mexico die.

March 11, 2061: The United States Army begins experimenting with the combat prowess of infected animals, who are shown to have a friendly connection to humans who treat them well, much like dogs. Initial tests exceed expectations. Later that same year, China, Russia, Vietnam, and N. Korea react by signing the Kommu Pact, ensuring protection against the now utterly overpowered west.

July 2, 2063: The Kommu alliance declares war on the United States. Infected used to great effect.

November 9, 2066: War end. Communist states dissolved, China and Russia (and all of Asia) are now under the jurisdiction of the NATO.

December 25th, 2072: The regions, now divided, that were once Japan begin to open up to the outside world. Mostly through scientific trade off.

February 1, 2081: Japanese scientists sneak into heavily infected Brazil. They recover the DNA of one of the individuals believed to be one of the first infected.
Beliefs are that the infected are actually the next phase in evolution, and to find one of the originals would better help the understanding. There are many tried and failed cloning attempts, before a final experiment is successful. The result of this experiment, capable of self-induced Energy-Matter transference, is responsible for the deaths of dozens before escaping.

May 22, 2081: Ash Ketchum turns 10 years old.
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....... :shock:

Where the fuck did that come from?
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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some old 4chan post
Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:Guess who's too lazy to clean her dung IT'S ME
Ame no Akai wrote:You didn't just die, man. You died while boning, and you got like, picked by the valkyries to bone forevermore in Bonehalla.

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Saw Word's post and it reminded me of something I saw a long time ago. Just googled Pokemon nuclear theory and up it came.
Stuff goes here later.

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Re: New Cockfighting Society

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I'd rather stay OFF topic knowing I might be made as a sacrifice soon enough... Later is better for me :D and since everyones posting random pictures and stuff, I don't know what type of music everyone listens to but if you know the song ET by kety perry and you've seen the music video, she looks like a FF final boss/pokemon right? That's what I believe

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