AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Welp here I am.

My quest for OJ continues.

And maybe something about an egg or whatever it was Elm said.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFORK!


Rip every feather from its body.


Yay for level ups! We are now ONE LEVEL CLOSER to god-tier!


So you can be hateful now.
Awesome.
Pouncer, you become more and more like a Best Minion every day!


They could save a lot of money on these signs if they just let the flying wooden ones do all the work.


Violet city? Bleargh, more flowers.


Yay, pimple tree!


YOU
FAT MAN
ONE OF YOUR KIN IS TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND
YOU MUST SAVE H-


Pouncer eats flesh.



Wow, naturally grown foods without fats or pesticides are good for you.
WHO KNEW



Pimple tree fruit is the best fruit of all. :>



Okay!


Hey there's a thing on the ground outside his house.

I am stealing it. WOOHOO


Aw yeeaaahhh.
What does it do.


ASDLKSGHLKSJHGSG BUG





Pfaw. Rattata. I think those are what Elm fed Pouncer before I let him HUNT for his meals.


Scratch is where it's at.


Oh, clearly. So big.
That Dragonite you're battling with. Whew.


Asshat.



SOME people are NICE and not creepy or mean at all.
Do you want Elm's phone number? Prank calls and stuff.


Wait a minute...
HE JUST READ IT OFF THE SIGN.


Sheesh, Mr. Pekoman. Get a lawnmower.


At least things clearly don't LIVE in his lawn.


Pimple treee! They are all over the place! Like... pimples.


Oh come on. How is this even blocking me.
I could just squeeze past it or something.


Yay! Finally here! ORAAAAAAAAANGE JUIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!


WHOA HE GREETED ME TWICE


Did he also mention anything about an old man calling him?




So... Can I make an omelette or something with it? I kind of didn't have breakfast.

"I know a couple


Did they lay it.
Or was it just a cheapass birthday present.





That funny old guy over there is being kind of quiet.
Does he want Elm's number?


OH MY GOD PROFESSOR OAK ISN'T HE THAT I have no idea who that is, actually.
Was he the guy who invented the steel-fiber toothbrushes? My mom uses them.



Good for him.
I bet he'll make an omelette out of it.


NO I'M NOT
WHAT HAS MR. PEKOMAN BEEN TELLING YOU


So those steel-fiber toothbrushes were for Pokemon. That...
Explains a lot, actually.



Dude, Mr. Pekoman, you got some weird friends.






YOU TOUCH POUNCER
AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FINGERS OFF



Look with your eyes.
Not your hands.
How would that even work.



To take care of the Pidgey population.









Sure, why not?


I demand PAYMENT.






Hm... It'll do.


Awww yeeeaahhh.



I guess I will.
Pidgey and Sentret count as 'many', right?


I think so, too.



Gotta tell all those people about your steel-fiber toothbrushes.


Yay!


He sure was in a hurry. He just ran out.


Nope. I'm going to mail this egg to him.
What do you THINK, Mr. Pekoman?



Wow that's... nice.


I feel sorry for you, then.


Okay are these wires or just the ugliest rug ever.



I think that one says "CoroCoro".


Mr. Pekoman, I think Oak was stealing your foreign cheddar.

Before I leave, can I ask why you don't even have a fridge?
Where do you keep the ORANGE JUICE?



If it had anything to do with old men, it wasn't me.


Give them some Jell-O and fishsticks.


Why? Can't YOU feed them Jell-O and fishsticks?


He hung up.
I BET YOUR WIFE COOKS EVERY MEAL


This is making my nose tickle.



Giant flying wooden sign, you never disappoint.



OH MY GOD POUNCER AN EXCLAMATION POINT SHOUT OUT OF MY HEAD ADGFAGSKJHSDGJHGSAG
EAT IT


It's the ginger fiend!


As quiet as ev-


No.
No I didn't.
Pouncer crawled up out of the sewer and followed me home.


Excuse me, but I am the one with the face-munching alligator.
I think I do the insulting.


You're an asshat.


PROOOOOOOVE IT


dalkghasklfgh POUNCER DEFEND ME FROM THIS REDHEAD
















Those darn stray cats.

Alright battle with Ginger the Asshat Fiend will be in the next update, so I need names for GtAHF in the mean time.
Don't disappoint me, AZ!

name him "???"

impmon08 wrote:name him "???"

I actually did that in my copy when I was little. Because I thought it was actually his name.

Name him Asshat.

Dragoon778 wrote:

impmon08 wrote:name him "???"

I actually did that in my copy when I was little. Because I thought it was actually his name.

Name him Asshat.

This.

Name him Ginger.

I vote Ginger.

I hate that joke and it's getting old, but daisies it, name him Ginger.

Ablu2 wrote:

Dragoon778 wrote:

impmon08 wrote:name him "???"

I actually did that in my copy when I was little. Because I thought it was actually his name.

Name him Asshat.

This.

I agree

I vote Asshat.

AND YOU MUST GET AN EKANS IN THE NAME OF ME, KOMODOENSIS AND NAME HIM MR. CLASSY.

Caps lock is fun

No, obviously he's going to name him Fiend.

I like where this is going as far as the number of Pidgey bodies is concerned.

Give him a good ginger name....

Like Ronald......


or Ginny

I vote Hatass.

I think Asshat has won.

Need a few more posts for the next page.

Asshat is hilarious.

Soulless

hey everyone ignore this post bump for next page.