The Adventures of Crystal - A Pokemon Crystal Let's Play
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Re: Blast to the Past - A Pokemon Crystal Let's Play
This is the perfect time to revive my EMERALD LP.

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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
Feel free to draw that while we wait for my new harddrive.Coriserai wrote:Chocolate milk dog, the destroyer of worlds.
I WILL rebuild the file and continue with the LP, dammit! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!

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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
LADIES
AND
GENTLEMEN
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
The adventures of Crystal are going to be continuing!

Yeah, the ORIGUNAL Gen. II LP is going to be back.
Complete with orange juice, the quest to kick Lance in the 'nads, and silly drawings!
The file has been rebuilt, the team is back together, and artists have been PMed!
I had nothing to do for three hours.
Stay tuned!
AND
GENTLEMEN
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
The adventures of Crystal are going to be continuing!

Yeah, the ORIGUNAL Gen. II LP is going to be back.
Complete with orange juice, the quest to kick Lance in the 'nads, and silly drawings!
The file has been rebuilt, the team is back together, and artists have been PMed!
I had nothing to do for three hours.
Stay tuned!

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Re: Blast to the Past - A Pokemon Crystal Let's Play
And now you are not allowed to update until Komo and OA catch up to you
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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
haha no chance :'DNDividedByZero wrote:And now you are not allowed to update until Komo and THE NOSE catch up to you
This be a race, gentlemen
a race to the peak of Mt. Silver
The next update will take us from Goldenrod to Ecruteak, in perhaps a somewhat broken fashion to cover the gap and problems created by losing a file and rebuilding it. After that it should be smoother.

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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
ALRIGHT, FOLKS
QUICK RECAP:
This is our heroine, Crystal:

She unintentionally began her journey as a Pokemon trainer when she decided to GO BUY SOME ORANGE JUICE since her good-for-nothing drunk of a mother didn't buy any.
As a present to protect her on her journey to the market in Cherrygrove City, Professor Elm gave her a Totodile that likes to eat everything.

Crystal affectionately named the Totodile "Pouncer".
As their quest for OJ continued, they met some redheaded dickwad, who they promptly beat into the dirt.

Later they discovered he had stolen a Pokemon from Elm. Not wanting to pass up a chance to screw with the Professor/the police, Crystal lied about the name of the thief.

She's run into Asshat a few more times since they first met.
Crystal was disappointed to discover that Cherrygrove was OUT OF ORANGE JUICE WHAT IS THIS
She returned home with dampened spirits, only to turn on the TV and make a discovery.

Crystal easily destroyed the first Gym Leader, Falkner, and claimed her first badge. The first of many steps to the ultimate goal of kicking Lance in the gonads.
In Azalea Town, she met the famous Pokeball-maker, Kurt.

She helped him and the town out by defeating Team Rocket at the local well.

In return, Kurt makes her special Pokeballs out of Apricorns, something that will probably come in handy eventually.
Having defeated the second Gym Leader, Bugsy, Crystal made her way through Ilex Forest to Goldenrod. On the way, Pouncer evolved into a slightly overweight crocodile with more teeth.

Along the way to the Indigo Plateau and Lance's testicles, Crystal has captured many Pokemon, evolved several of hers, and made many enemies...
And so, the adventure continues!

dat face
(Specifically, the adventure will be continuing with a real update WHEN CHLOE SENDS ME THE ART SHE SAID SHE WOULD MAKE)
QUICK RECAP:
This is our heroine, Crystal:

She unintentionally began her journey as a Pokemon trainer when she decided to GO BUY SOME ORANGE JUICE since her good-for-nothing drunk of a mother didn't buy any.
As a present to protect her on her journey to the market in Cherrygrove City, Professor Elm gave her a Totodile that likes to eat everything.

Crystal affectionately named the Totodile "Pouncer".
As their quest for OJ continued, they met some redheaded dickwad, who they promptly beat into the dirt.

Later they discovered he had stolen a Pokemon from Elm. Not wanting to pass up a chance to screw with the Professor/the police, Crystal lied about the name of the thief.

She's run into Asshat a few more times since they first met.
Crystal was disappointed to discover that Cherrygrove was OUT OF ORANGE JUICE WHAT IS THIS
She returned home with dampened spirits, only to turn on the TV and make a discovery.

Crystal easily destroyed the first Gym Leader, Falkner, and claimed her first badge. The first of many steps to the ultimate goal of kicking Lance in the gonads.
In Azalea Town, she met the famous Pokeball-maker, Kurt.

She helped him and the town out by defeating Team Rocket at the local well.

In return, Kurt makes her special Pokeballs out of Apricorns, something that will probably come in handy eventually.
Having defeated the second Gym Leader, Bugsy, Crystal made her way through Ilex Forest to Goldenrod. On the way, Pouncer evolved into a slightly overweight crocodile with more teeth.

Along the way to the Indigo Plateau and Lance's testicles, Crystal has captured many Pokemon, evolved several of hers, and made many enemies...
And so, the adventure continues!

dat face
(Specifically, the adventure will be continuing with a real update WHEN CHLOE SENDS ME THE ART SHE SAID SHE WOULD MAKE)

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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
Yayyyyyyyyyy!!
And I should do that pic too huh.
And I should do that pic too huh.
It's Guts Man! -DAH NAH!!-

THIS WEATHERMAN IS PREDICTING A 99% CHANCE OF SHITSTORM, AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!

Re: Blast to the Past - A Pokemon Crystal Let's Play
My kurt drawing still cracks me up.
I'm easily amused.
Also, huzzah!
I'm easily amused.
Also, huzzah!
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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
Working on update now!
Uploading and sorting out screenshots, woo!
Nice art from maybe three people!
Uploading and sorting out screenshots, woo!
Nice art from maybe three people!

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Re: Blast to the Past - A Pokemon Crystal Let's Play
Glad it's back. Now I have even more reason to visit this forum. D:
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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
Snrk. Implying you ever had a valid reason to begin with.

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Re: Blast to the Past - A Cockfighting Society Crystal Let's
Nyyyuuuurrghhhhh...
Uuugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Blech.
What was this open grave doing here? Pouncer, have you been digging holes again?
We went over this already, Pouncer. You have to eat the evidence, not bury it!
Hmmm... What's the date? It seems like a lot of time has passed.
I remember a few things, like beating Whitney...

And getting attacked by that tree...

And then we explored around Ecruteak's burned tower, for sure!















asalgkjahskgjhaskjg WHAT THE FUCK





How can I remember what he was saying if I'm no longer there?

Augh my aaasssssss.

Eh?

Whuh?

Hmwoh?

Ehm?
Well what n-

SUDDENLY
PANIC

Oh, am I that scary?

Seriously now, that is totally uncalled for.



Bite me.
It was a stupid place full of stupid things and very scared dogs.
Also while we were there we met some weirdo furry named Eusine who seems to want to get Suicune into his pants.

You could tell he was messed up in the head based on how he dressed.
Oh! And we can't forget the DAAAAAAANCE STUUUUDIOOOOO!
Pouncer and I were fabulous.



WOOHOOOOOO
Some creepy old dude was so impressed by our amazing dancing that he gave us HM03 - Surf!
COWABUNGA, DUDES
Also you did chew your way through Morty's gym, didn't you, Pouncer?

I remember that. There was a lot of screaming involved.
After that, we headed out of Ecruteak to the east towards Mahogany Town.
That's it!
That's where we are now!
On our way to Mahogany Town!
I KNEW IT.
THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES
Sorry about the Ecruteak thing, guys. For some reason all my Ecruteak screenshots got dumped (I started another file and played through basically holding down the superspeed key to get to the battle with Asshat in the Burned Tower. Arguably the only important thing in Ecruteak story-wise is the burned tower. And Eusine. Blech.
Also the inside of the E in Firefly in that Entei pic is green IGNORE THAT.
Real real update to come next. Promise!
Uuugghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Blech.
What was this open grave doing here? Pouncer, have you been digging holes again?
We went over this already, Pouncer. You have to eat the evidence, not bury it!
Hmmm... What's the date? It seems like a lot of time has passed.
I remember a few things, like beating Whitney...

And getting attacked by that tree...

And then we explored around Ecruteak's burned tower, for sure!















asalgkjahskgjhaskjg WHAT THE FUCK





How can I remember what he was saying if I'm no longer there?

Augh my aaasssssss.

Eh?

Whuh?

Hmwoh?

Ehm?
Well what n-

SUDDENLY
PANIC

Oh, am I that scary?

Seriously now, that is totally uncalled for.


Bite me.
It was a stupid place full of stupid things and very scared dogs.
Also while we were there we met some weirdo furry named Eusine who seems to want to get Suicune into his pants.
You could tell he was messed up in the head based on how he dressed.
Oh! And we can't forget the DAAAAAAANCE STUUUUDIOOOOO!
Pouncer and I were fabulous.



WOOHOOOOOO
Some creepy old dude was so impressed by our amazing dancing that he gave us HM03 - Surf!
COWABUNGA, DUDES
Also you did chew your way through Morty's gym, didn't you, Pouncer?

I remember that. There was a lot of screaming involved.
After that, we headed out of Ecruteak to the east towards Mahogany Town.
That's it!
That's where we are now!
On our way to Mahogany Town!
I KNEW IT.
THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES
Sorry about the Ecruteak thing, guys. For some reason all my Ecruteak screenshots got dumped (I started another file and played through basically holding down the superspeed key to get to the battle with Asshat in the Burned Tower. Arguably the only important thing in Ecruteak story-wise is the burned tower. And Eusine. Blech.
Also the inside of the E in Firefly in that Entei pic is green IGNORE THAT.
Real real update to come next. Promise!

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