To the inhabitants of this dark era, this hopeless grim future, it is...
The Sims 3.
Agent Nipples has the left, while his brother Cockbag mans the right.
They're in this together, these two. 2 Caribbean brothers deported straight to the strange and unheard of "Summerset Valley", a resort for those favoured by the robotic masters.
Their home, which they purchased with around 13,000 "Simoleons" has very nice landscaping, but the house is a shack. The house will be now referred to as Westphalia, in honour of the last resistance of mankind.
Heading out to the so called "Town Hall", Nipples gets a bit desperate for love and attempts to facebattle this fine looking dame.
It doesn't go as planned for Nipples so he declares him a nemesis and beats the shit out of him, all the while being disgusted by the young boy in his presence. God how they creep him out.
Constable Cockbag arrives at the scene to sort things out and enact a little-old corruption and abuse of power in his brother's favour.
Meanwhile, Nipples attempts to steal that old fuck's wife.
He does this by trying to facebattle her and tell her funny stories. Like any real man.
Cockbag and Old fuck get down to business though, with Cockbag gaining the upperhand and winning thanks to his supreme and intimidating weight.
And then they start to dance for some reason to this old lady's terrible guitar skills.
Seriously it was so terrible that Nipples beat the ever loving shit out of her.
Agents 2 and 1 head back to Westphalia to get some R&R after a hard day of enlightening.
What should they do next, forum?
