Large update ahoy.

Right. Chose this simply because.
I laughed at Cabbage Farm, though.

But of course.

YOU HAVE NO DECISION IN THE MATTER ANYMORE

It was more of a saunter, really.

Did I say that? No.
But yes. Yes I did.

More like, "I didn't give a daisies."

For some reason I didn't upload 15, but it said "six months ago."

Pause for laughter.
Mmkay, moving on.

It looks terrible. No wonder you're so fat.

You're really good at reading my mind.
No wonder you're not used to manual labor.

Oh boy, flashback time!
I don't have to say anything, you'll just read my mind.

Just google it, lady.

You can't hear me, this is a flashback.

I DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING.

I thought it would save the trouble of having to give all the pining ladies my number.

Oh, sure, call
them.

HE TOUCHED ME IN DIRTY PLACES
Or he would have
I know he would have

He's lying.
They're not my real mom and dad.
They're robots I built to replace them after my real parents died.

WHAT

WAIT NO WHAT AUGH

NOBODY TO HEAR MY SCREAMS
YOU ARE THE WORST ROBOT PARENTS EVER

UNIT 01 WHY ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO ME
YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY REAL PARENTS
THIS IS WHY I HAD THEM KILLED, YOU KNOW
But they let him have me anyway.

It sure was nice of Uncle Touchy to let me out of his basement for a while.
My eyes are still getting used to the sepia-toned daylight.

What.
??? again?
I told you, you don't exist. Get out of my head.

Not him, too!
Or is it a girl?

Oh, it's a girl.
...Ohhhh, it's a
giiiirl

Oh boy
Can we play Doctor?

You must be deaf because I clearly asked if we could play Doctor.

I'm a huge hunk of man and you can't handle it.
Fuck you.

AUGH

Parental Units to the rescue.

"It wouldn't hurt if you said what you were wearing, too."

I DIDN'T SAY YES

Well, I, um...

Well, honestly I...

You see, I... sure.

The
only reason to return.

"And those pictures, too."