The Legend of Zelda

[Kitsune Dzelda]

Its Legend of Zelda: Every game they work on shows tons of effort regardles of the flaws in each of them. So personally cant wait till the next one.

[Crawfish]

I personally like Fi more than any other companion, but I guess that's just me.

[Lithium]

Most common complaint I hear is she's pretty much another Navi

[Liraxus]

HEY, MASTER, LISTEN!

[Kitsune Dzelda]

Nah, its more like Link has a swordlady who specializes in accounting.

"Master, your taxes are 8% higher than they were last year, I predict a 85% unfavorable outcome for your tax credit due to the acquiral of the maximum Rupee Wallet."

[Lithium]

Kitsune I think I'm in love

[Lordy]

Am I the only one who chose "Zelda?" every time it appeared in a dialog tree just to see what would happen?

""As there is only a 5% chance this is Zelda, I must conclude that it is not in fact Zelda and actually a small forest animal called a Kikwi."

[Chekt]

I like Fi and her statistics. She's actually the most useful helper in my experience.

[Lithium]

Am I the only one who chose "Zelda?" every time it appeared in a dialog tree just to see what would happen?

""As there is only a 5% chance this is Zelda, I must conclude that it is not in fact Zelda and actually a small forest animal called a Kikwi."

My friend told her she looked ugly in her ceremony costume.

He is a terrible person.

[Great Eyewarp]

I like Fi and her statistics. She's actually the most useful helper in my experience.

Ciela could freeze time and give you sword beams, Leaf made your sword catch fire, Neri gave you a force field, Daphnes gave you a boat, Ezlo shrank you, Navi and Tatl targeted enemies, Ricky, Dimitri and Moosh let you ride them and use extra-powerful attacks, Midna gave you an opposable thumb and let you teleport, and Zelda could turn into Al Elric and shot light arrows. Fi gives random-booty percentages and makes you cry at the end of the game.


And I finally found an appropriate response to that review! It goes something like this:
I'd take pleasure in punishing him, but I have no time for recreation.
But next time I'll do more than just beat him senseless.
I'll make the affair so excruciating, he'll deafen himself with the shrill sound of his own screams.
'Cause Nintendo is for kids!

[Galaxy Man]

I like Fi and her statistics. She's actually the most useful helper in my experience.

Ciela could freeze time and give you sword beams, Leaf made your sword catch fire, Neri gave you a force field, Daphnes gave you a boat, Ezlo shrank you, Navi and Tatl targeted enemies, Ricky, Dimitri and Moosh let you ride them and use extra-powerful attacks, Midna gave you an opposable thumb and let you teleport, and Zelda could turn into Al Elric and shot light arrows. Fi gives random-booty percentages and makes you cry at the end of the game.

she's still the most helpful

seeing as she's your sword

[Chekt]

I like Fi and her statistics. She's actually the most useful helper in my experience.

Ciela could freeze time and give you sword beams, Leaf made your sword catch fire, Neri gave you a force field, Daphnes gave you a boat, Ezlo shrank you, Navi and Tatl targeted enemies, Ricky, Dimitri and Moosh let you ride them and use extra-powerful attacks, Midna gave you an opposable thumb and let you teleport, and Zelda could turn into Al Elric and shot light arrows. Fi gives random-booty percentages and makes you cry at the end of the game.

shut the fuck up

[Sloth]

I agree that she's the most informative out of them all.
She gives you some actually useful information.

[Rinoko]

I used to ignore my partner forever, especially when it came to fighting bosses.

Fi changed my life for the better.

[Syobon]

I haven't gotten to play SS yet, but I think I wouldn't like Fi at all. Made-up statistics make me rage.